# I Have to pee

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-pee/6627>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [January 26, 2000, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-pee/6627 "2000-01-26T23:36:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![funneefarmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@funneefarmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/funneefarmer)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-pee/6627/21 "2000-01-28T22:56:00Z")

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This site simply states “I rode him like a Russian Racehorse”  
[http://www.sanitycentral.com/lonelyhearts/17lonelyhearts.htm](http://www.sanitycentral.com/lonelyhearts/17lonelyhearts.htm)

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**Author:** ![funneefarmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@funneefarmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/funneefarmer)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-to-pee/6627/22 "2000-01-28T23:06:00Z")

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From some online fiction at the site… [http://www.win.bright.net/~haukepub/mike.htm](http://www.win.bright.net/~haukepub/mike.htm)

“He grinned to himself once again thinking about the popular Roman expression: Gotta piddle like a Russian racehorse.”

Tarnation, I’m punching holes in my own theory.

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