# I have welcomed my pussy overlord.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-welcomed-my-pussy-overlord/321951>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 16, 2005, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-welcomed-my-pussy-overlord/321951 "2005-09-16T12:27:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![Catsmeow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Catsmeow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catsmeow)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2005, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-welcomed-my-pussy-overlord/321951/41 "2005-09-17T02:16:26Z")

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> [@singlefile](#):
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> Well, it’s still here, so I guess I can’t throw it out. Actually, I’m having fun with it. All I have to do is just bump it and they come running. The young (read stupid) one takes a flying leap inside if he sees it moving. The funny thing is that I built them a climby thing that has cool holes in it and is quite tall and carpet covered, and they are all worked up over a box.

Well of course. Don’t you know the rule “Give a cat a toy and they’ll play with the box forever?”

Shirley, your pussy is a handsome boy! Wishing you and Tiger lots of purrs and scritches and snugs.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2005, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-welcomed-my-pussy-overlord/321951/42 "2005-09-17T18:42:33Z")

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> [@mr bus guy](#):
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> \<snip\>Once we start the game, she gets all aggressive and growly, but she gives away her true attitude by purring loud enough to wake the dead. Also by the fact that once we finish, she insists on the nice cuddle.
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> I never instigate the game either. She signifies by jumping on the sectional, flopping over on to her back and saying [game on sucker](http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a39/keylimepie630/cat%20pictures/posingscarlett.jpg)

Jim’s cat is like that - biting and clawing and purring all the while. My cat is much more normal - she prefers her beatings in the tub. 😃 The signal for time for beatings in our house is a cat streaking through the house with her tail all skinked up.

We rarely pay a lot of money for cat toys. It’s just a waste of money, we find. Get them some honeysuckle, though; cats love that stuff.

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**Author:** ![Foaming\_Cleanser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f05b48/32.png) [@Foaming\_Cleanser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foaming_Cleanser)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2005, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-welcomed-my-pussy-overlord/321951/43 "2005-09-17T23:39:39Z")

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