# I haven't had sex in three years

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-had-sex-in-three-years/674779>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 25, 2013, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-had-sex-in-three-years/674779 "2013-11-25T21:22:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Jesse\_Pinkman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a183cd/32.png) [@Jesse\_Pinkman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesse_Pinkman)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2013, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-had-sex-in-three-years/674779/201 "2013-12-01T12:40:10Z")

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Never mind. I banged a 21 year old college student on Friday night. I’d tell all the people in here giving me shit to eat my ass if I wasn’t certain they’d enjoy the taste.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2013, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-had-sex-in-three-years/674779/202 "2013-12-01T12:55:38Z")

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Wow, that’s way out of line.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2013, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-had-sex-in-three-years/674779/203 "2013-12-01T13:07:29Z")

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Congratulations on the…accomplishment. Now we can close this trainwreck.

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**Hal Briston** - MPSIMS Moderator

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2013, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-had-sex-in-three-years/674779/204 "2013-12-01T17:36:24Z")

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And as I should have noted this morning (memo to self: don’t moderate pre-caffeine), this is clearly over the line:

> [@Jesse\_Pinkman](#):
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> I’d tell all the people in here giving me shit to eat my ass if I wasn’t certain they’d enjoy the taste.

Warning issued for personal insult.

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**Hal Briston** - MPSIMS Moderator

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