# I haven't killed a thread all month **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 12, 2004, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558 "2004-04-12T03:51:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Sami41](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c57346/32.png) [@Sami41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sami41)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/221 "2004-05-04T10:30:27Z")
You are all weirdos 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/222 "2004-05-04T13:25:41Z")
Hey! That’s _stubborn_ wierdos to you! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/223 "2004-05-04T13:31:18Z")
… I think you get the idea. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/224 "2004-05-04T17:05:15Z")
That you’re an ellipsis addict? Yup. Coming through loud and clear. ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/225 "2004-05-04T17:34:39Z")
No. I’m. n.o.t… ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/226 "2004-05-04T17:49:16Z")
Ah, remember the good old days of this thread, back on page 1? When **Harmless** almost killed it on the second day, only to have the thread come back to life on the third day? Man oh man, did we ever laugh!! And remember back on April 19th when it almost bit the big one? Wow, I thought it was gone for sure then! But, as sure as Zombie Jesus is going to rise, it came back to life four days later. Yea, those were the days … ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/227 "2004-05-04T18:28:49Z")
Yeah, I miss those days too. Good times, man, good times. Say, here’s an idea! How about we not post to this thread for, say, six months. Then we can bring it back again! ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/228 "2004-05-04T18:43:48Z")
See what happens when you don’t Dope from home? :dubious: Speaking of Baby Thread, this a new month…does it still count if we kill it? Can we push this into June? Think of the possibilities! :eek: We could get into the Guinness Book of World records for “Going the Longest with No Life”! Considering I’m supposed to be undead, it’s almost guaranteed! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/229 "2004-05-04T19:20:31Z")
I dunno man, this is like the Seinfeld of threads. And look how long it took for THAT to go away. ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/230 "2004-05-04T19:22:46Z")
Oh, and Hal? Nice try. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/231 "2004-05-04T19:54:45Z")
Since I missed out yesterday, I have a love calculator result: my foot + your ass = 95 % 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/232 "2004-05-04T20:26:49Z")
Ppppfffffftttttthhhhh!! Brilliant one, **harmless**. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/233 "2004-05-04T21:10:02Z")
It’s funny cause it’s [true.](http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=my+foot&name2=your+ass)😃 ---
**Author:** ![kittenlm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ce7236/32.png) [@kittenlm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenlm)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/234 "2004-05-04T21:29:12Z")
Ok, I’m home from work now! Hope everyone is having a good day! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/235 "2004-05-04T21:40:50Z")
Welcome back! You didn’t miss a thing. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Lando\_Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f17d59/32.png) [@Lando\_Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lando_Griffin)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/236 "2004-05-04T21:47:48Z")
Hey, the gang’s all here! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/237 "2004-05-04T22:09:41Z")
For the next 22 minutes, anyways. 😉 Say, can you cover the 7-10 shift? I’d hate for the thread to die while I’m away. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/238 "2004-05-04T22:15:10Z")
No, sorry, I already got the 11-7 shift. Then there’s the hour commute home, then gotta watch _American Idol_, then I have to laugh my ass off at part two of _10.5_ (DVR’d it last night). Hmmm…lesse, that should bring us to about 10:30-10:45 or so. I can keep an eye on the thread after that if you like. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![kittenlm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ce7236/32.png) [@kittenlm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenlm)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/239 "2004-05-04T22:16:36Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > I’d hate for the thread to die while I’m away. 😃 Don’t worry, we won’t let that happen 😃 ---
**Author:** ![kittenlm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ce7236/32.png) [@kittenlm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenlm)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/240 "2004-05-04T22:21:16Z")
Hal, it’s great to see that you work sooo hard, you can spend your time on here 😛 No complaining about a hard day for you anymore! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558.md?page=13)