# I haven't killed a thread all month

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 12, 2004, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558 "2004-04-12T03:51:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/241 "2004-05-04T22:35:44Z")

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Yeah, kitty can talk, [kitty lives the life of luxury](http://www.ninnicchio.it/images/FunnyIm/cat.jpg). :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/242 "2004-05-04T22:40:52Z")

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> [@kittenlm](#):
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> No complaining about a hard day for you anymore!

When in the _hell_ do you ever hear me complain about having a hard day??

But, since I’m not allowed to complain about my day, does that mean you can’t complain about yours?

Yeah, didn’t think so. 😛

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/243 "2004-05-04T22:44:27Z")

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Daaaaamn, **harmless**! That pic contains:

[ul]  
[li]A cat that looks exactly like one of our cats[/li][li]A cat that is sitting exactly like another one of our cats[/li][li]Our old remote[/li][li] **kitten** ’s brand of beer[/li][/ul]  
\<cue creepy feeling\> 🙂

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**Author:** ![kittenlm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ce7236/32.png) [@kittenlm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenlm)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/244 "2004-05-04T22:46:17Z")

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> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> But, since I’m not allowed to complain about my day, does that mean you can’t complain about yours?

If I don’t complain about my day, what else will I have to talk about? 😛

And, **Harmless** , please don’t do things like that while I am drinking a beverage…having soda come out my nose is **not** one of my most favorite things 😛

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/245 "2004-05-04T22:56:15Z")

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Ok, leaving work now…bye everyone! 🙂

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**Author:** ![kittenlm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ce7236/32.png) [@kittenlm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenlm)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/246 "2004-05-04T23:10:13Z")

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Drive safely!! 😃

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**Author:** ![Lando\_Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f17d59/32.png) [@Lando\_Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lando_Griffin)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/247 "2004-05-05T00:27:44Z")

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Hmmm… Hal should be back soon

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**Author:** ![Lando\_Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f17d59/32.png) [@Lando\_Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lando_Griffin)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/248 "2004-05-05T00:29:30Z")

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Sweet! I’m in here alone for awhile!

_removes pants_

Ah, the joy of freeballing. :eek:

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/249 "2004-05-05T00:45:29Z")

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Not so fast my friend, tether those balls once more. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Lando\_Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f17d59/32.png) [@Lando\_Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lando_Griffin)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/250 "2004-05-05T01:06:36Z")

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Ahhh!

_pulls pants up past nipples, runs_

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/251 "2004-05-05T01:10:44Z")

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Grandpa?

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**Author:** ![Lando\_Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f17d59/32.png) [@Lando\_Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lando_Griffin)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/252 "2004-05-05T01:18:37Z")

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Grandson?

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/253 "2004-05-05T01:27:05Z")

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> [@Lando Griffin](#):
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> Grand **son**?

Whoa. Freeballing AND gender-reassigner. What a career! 😉

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**Author:** ![kittenlm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ce7236/32.png) [@kittenlm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenlm)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/254 "2004-05-05T01:37:11Z")

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Should I be afraid to be here? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/255 "2004-05-05T01:44:18Z")

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I think the real question is: Can I join in on the freeballing?

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**Author:** ![Lando\_Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f17d59/32.png) [@Lando\_Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lando_Griffin)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/256 "2004-05-05T01:50:11Z")

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> [@TellMeI'mNotCrazy](#):
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> Whoa. Freeballing AND gender-reassigner. What a career! 😉

[Old Man]Geh, I’m sorry, my eyesight ain’t what it used to be. Please don’t be insulted. No, no, don’t cry. Here, have some of my prescription medication. Two Vicoden will cheer you up![/Old Man]

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/257 "2004-05-05T01:52:32Z")

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At least you didn’t offer me Viagra 😛

But it’s okay, it’s a common (virtual) occurence.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/258 "2004-05-05T01:52:34Z")

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Oooo! Vicoden! Thanks, Mr. Griffin! You’re just swell!

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**Author:** ![Lando\_Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f17d59/32.png) [@Lando\_Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lando_Griffin)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/259 "2004-05-05T02:08:54Z")

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Go ahead Hal, take as many as you want. I bought 'em cheap from Canada.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/260 "2004-05-05T03:36:48Z")

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Ooooohk Mizzer Grivvin thax fer te pilllllls oooo I feeeelin kinda fuzzy inna hed now…

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