# I haven't killed a thread all month **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 12, 2004, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558 "2004-04-12T03:51:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/441 "2004-05-12T18:01:04Z")
Ooooohhhhh… Sautéed **ShroomPerson**! Here shroomy, shroomy, shroomy! ---
**Author:** ![Kombucha\_ShroomPerson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7c8e57/32.png) [@Kombucha\_ShroomPerson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kombucha_ShroomPerson)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/442 "2004-05-12T18:05:41Z")
\ \ Sorry to intrude. \ ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/443 "2004-05-12T18:14:32Z")
Come back, my precious **Shroomy**! I just want a taste! A teensy nibble! Here, just splash on some of this burgandy sauce! ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/444 "2004-05-12T18:52:27Z")
Hmmm…perhaps I should rethink this Liver 'N Onions deodorant idea I’ve been working on… ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/445 "2004-05-12T18:52:56Z")
Whew. Now that they’re gone, we can continue with the true purpose of this thread: reviewing great moments in game show history, like this snippet from the Family Feud - LOTR version. Host: Name something you eat-(BEEP!) yes, Uruk-Hai? Uruk-Hai: Hobbit flesh! Host: Is Hobbit flesh on the board? (BUZZ!) No! Fellowship, you can steal, but listen to the whole question. Name something you eat on a long journey. (BEEP!) Frodo: Lembas? Host: Let me see Lembas! (DING DING DING) And the Fellowship wins! ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/446 "2004-05-12T19:12:12Z")
Eeeewwww! Liver! ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/447 "2004-05-12T19:28:20Z")
Mmmmmm…Hobbit liver… ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/448 "2004-05-12T19:51:59Z")
Mmmmmm… **Hal** Liver… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/449 "2004-05-12T19:54:00Z")
I wanna be… ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/450 "2004-05-12T19:55:12Z")
…the first to… ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/451 "2004-05-12T19:56:17Z")
POST ON THIS PAGE!!! Woo Hoo! ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/452 "2004-05-12T19:56:46Z")
…Post on this page? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/453 "2004-05-12T19:58:45Z")
Damn!!! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/454 "2004-05-12T20:00:38Z")
I still say this thread is too silly. Stop it! Stop it right now! ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/455 "2004-05-12T20:02:04Z")
I win even with simultaneous posting! **THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHPPPPPPPT!** 😛 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/456 "2004-05-12T20:03:28Z")
Make us! ;j Just haven’t had a chance to use him yet! ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/457 "2004-05-12T20:04:50Z")
Ehhhh, bite me. :eek: No, wait! I take that back! \ ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/458 "2004-05-12T20:06:48Z")
At least you didn’t say “eat me”! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/459 "2004-05-12T20:57:49Z")
Well, I know I’m safe from that, what with the fresh scent of Liver 'N Onions and all…🙂 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/460 "2004-05-12T21:22:52Z")
: sprays **Hal** with a liberal dose of Eau de Cay : Much better. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558.md?page=22) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558.md?page=24)