# I haven't killed a thread all month **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 12, 2004, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558 "2004-04-12T03:51:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/461 "2004-05-12T21:44:27Z")
More clips from Family Feud: Host: Name a scent you prefer to Liver and Onions. (Beep!) Host: harmless. harmless: Eu de Cay. Host: survey said? (BUZZ) O, I’m sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/462 "2004-05-12T21:50:43Z")
Wait…is this Richard Dawson \*Feud \* or the one with…uhhh…wasshisname…SquirrelFace…uhhh…the “comedian” guy who looks like he spends all his private time crying while masturbating…oh geez…what the hell is his name… ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/463 "2004-05-12T21:51:51Z")
Louie Anderson!! \ Almost had a bit of grey matter flowing out my ears trying to remember that one… ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/464 "2004-05-12T21:52:11Z")
It’s RIGGED! I want a recount with a jury of MY peers present! :mad: This is Air Breather Bias! ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/465 "2004-05-12T21:53:41Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Louie Anderson!! \ Almost had a bit of grey matter flowing out my ears trying to remember that one… Well, no wonder you Doperball game is going shoit to poot! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/466 "2004-05-12T21:54:35Z")
If neither you nor your peer breathe, then why are you worried about scents, anyway?? ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/467 "2004-05-12T21:56:18Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Well, no wonder you Doperball game is going shoit to poot! 😛 😕😕😕😕😕😕 Anyway, don’t take Doperball rulings against you all personal-like. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/468 "2004-05-12T21:57:21Z")
From Wheel of Threadkill: \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ e \_ \_ \_ s t e r s (things) harmless: I’d like to solve the puzzle. Host: go ahead. harmless: zombie hamsters Host: Ha ha ha. No really. What is your guess? harmless:(loud and slow) Zom - bie. Ham - sters. Host: (getting nervous) Well that’s all the time we have today. Thank you for tuning in. harmless: you smell like liver 'n onions. Host: (offscreen) help ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/469 "2004-05-12T22:01:59Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > 😕😕😕😕😕😕 Shoit to Poot. What, you never hear of it? 😛 > [@Hal Briston](#): > > :If neither you nor your peer breathe, then why are you worried about scents, anyway?? It affects the taste. And as for: [QUOTE=Hal Briston] Anyway, don’t take Doperball rulings against you all personal-like. 😛 [QUOTE] : Pants **Hal** and runs like hell : Nyahhhhhh! ---
**Author:** ![Lando\_Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f17d59/32.png) [@Lando\_Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lando_Griffin)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/470 "2004-05-12T22:11:43Z")
Bad news guys, it turns out this thread is full of asbestos. Everyone out! It’d be best not to post here again… you know, for safety reasons… ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/471 "2004-05-12T22:14:24Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Shoit to Poot. > What, you never hear of it? 😛 \*Definitely \* not. :dubious: > [@harmless](#): > > : Pants **Hal** and runs like hell : > Nyahhhhhh! D’ooooo!!! :mad: \*\*\*\ \*\* \* Penalty! Pantsing The Ref! Get in the penalty box! Oh…wait…I have no ref powers here, do I? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/472 "2004-05-12T22:24:14Z")
From Who Wants to be a Threadkiller! Host: OK, Lando, for 100,000 dollars…The following ethnic group is immune to the health effects of asbestos exposure…A) zombies, B) armadillos, C) Griffins, D) moderators. Lando: uh… I dunno. I want to ask the audience. Host: you already did. Lando: I want to phone a friend. Host: No. Lando: I give up. Host: Just pick one!!! Lando: I guess I’ll go with C, Griffins. Host: Final answer? Lando. No. Uh, I mean yeah, sure. Host: That is absolutely…the worst answer ever! Wrong wrong wrong! Still wrong! And wronger still! Get out of here! ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/473 "2004-05-12T22:24:24Z")
No! MWahahahahahaha! And **Lando** , really now. I eat that stuff on my corn flakes! ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/474 "2004-05-12T22:33:41Z")
[Bart] We want more asbestos! More asbestos! More asbestos! [/Bart] ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/475 "2004-05-12T22:39:32Z")
This just in: 1 out of 1 zombies prefer asbestos on their cornflakes! hey, harmless, what do you put on your cheerios? ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/476 "2004-05-12T22:41:29Z")
I like to put extra holes on mine. ---
**Author:** ![kittenlm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ce7236/32.png) [@kittenlm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenlm)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2004, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/477 "2004-05-12T23:49:35Z")
> [@Lando Griffin](#): > > Bad news guys, it turns out this thread is full of asbestos. Everyone out! I don’t think that’s asbestos, **Lando** …I think it’s stachybotris - aaaahhhh!!! No wonder why you’re all acting delirious. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/478 "2004-05-13T01:10:25Z")
> [@Rufus Xavier](#): > > This just in: 1 out of 1 zombies prefer asbestos on their cornflakes! > > hey, harmless, what do you put on your cheerios? Equal, naturally. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/479 "2004-05-13T04:22:09Z")
Mmmmm…stachybotris… ---
**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2004, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/480 "2004-05-13T07:16:22Z")
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