# I haven't killed a thread all month **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 12, 2004, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558 "2004-04-12T03:51:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![vl\_mungo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc8723/32.png) [@vl\_mungo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vl_mungo)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/541 "2004-05-14T18:50:26Z")
Look at my men. Their courage hangs by a **thread**. If this is to be our end, then I would have them make such an end, as to be worthy of remembrance. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/542 "2004-05-14T19:20:47Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Holy flurking schnidt, **ShibbOleth**. Yeah, I think I’m going to save reading \*that \* one for some downtime at work tomorrow… Ok **Shibb** , all done. One question, though – what about your income taxes? ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/543 "2004-05-14T19:23:36Z")
Hell, I finished it twice. And I still missed that bit. Let’s try again… ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/544 "2004-05-14T19:38:25Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > What’s all this about the monkeys? > > Where have you hidden the monkeys? > > And where is my semprini? > > 😉 I got yo monkey right here! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/545 "2004-05-14T19:41:16Z")
Yes, but where’s my semprini? ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/546 "2004-05-14T20:04:24Z")
Look a little closer! It’s alright…just lean in…that’s it… ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/547 "2004-05-14T20:10:27Z")
When you get my semprini, then we’ll talk. ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/548 "2004-05-14T20:11:52Z")
You know what, forget it. I’ll get my own. ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/549 "2004-05-14T20:14:03Z")
_Aaaahhhhh_ that’s better. Here **harmless** I even have one for you. Now just sit back and relax… ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/550 "2004-05-14T20:15:18Z")
…because you know… ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/551 "2004-05-14T20:16:41Z")
…we’re on page 12. HAHA. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/552 "2004-05-14T20:17:02Z")
Me! ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/553 "2004-05-14T20:18:04Z")
Dang! Your new Indian name is: **TooQuickTick**! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/554 "2004-05-14T20:24:25Z")
Ppfftthh…big whoop. All the \*\*cool \*\* people know the \*\*best \*\* place to post is \*\*fourth \*\* on the page. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/555 "2004-05-14T20:44:54Z")
Puh-lease! Hal, you’re so old fashioned! Page 10 is what’s in! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/556 "2004-05-14T20:48:49Z")
Sha-riiiite…Page 10 is like \*so \* two days ago… ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/557 "2004-05-14T20:52:29Z")
So page 4 occurred _when_ in your universe? 😛 As my favorite t-shirt says, “I live in my own world (but it’s ok, they know me here).” ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/558 "2004-05-14T20:55:37Z")
Ahem. > [@Hal Briston](#): > > …the \*\*best \*\* place to post is \*\*fourth \*\* on the page. 😛 How’s the literacy level in “your world”? 😃😃😃 😛 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/559 "2004-05-14T21:00:17Z")
weeve bin werkin on gitten fund’s four thet, butte hoppes er hi four owr gradutin’ classes of 2004. Y? ---
**Author:** ![kittenlm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ce7236/32.png) [@kittenlm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenlm)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/560 "2004-05-14T21:25:49Z")
Wow…I miss so much while I’m at work - I think I’ll quit my job just so I can stay home and play with all you cool people 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558.md?page=27) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558.md?page=29)