# I haven't killed a thread all month **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 12, 2004, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558 "2004-04-12T03:51:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 30
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/581 "2004-05-17T13:25:00Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > **tick**! > Where you be? > I just noticed your sig line and wanna give you huggles! _huggles back_ I went to see some friends. I will not inform you of all the details, but I did end up on the floor with two hot girls, you know, just ordinary stuff. 😛 Anyways, glad I made ya feel special. Me: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/582 "2004-05-17T15:21:36Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > _huggles back_ > I went to see some friends. I will not inform you of all the details, but I did end up on the floor with two hot girls, you know, just ordinary stuff. 😛 > Anyways, glad I made ya feel special. > > Me: 😃 Woo Hoo! 😛 I lurvvvvvves mustard! Had bbq chicken covered with spicy brown mustard for dinner. Right now have 7 different kinds in the fridge! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/583 "2004-05-17T16:47:19Z")
And now, some famous love quotes in which the word ‘love’ is replaced by the more appropriate word, ‘mustard’: ‘Mustard is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.’ - Lisa Hoffman ‘Came but for friendship, and took away mustard.’ - Thomas Moore ‘Mustard, mustard, mustard, that is the soul of genius.’ - Mozart ‘Mustard is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.’ - Aristotle ‘The sweetest joy, the wildest woe is mustard.’ - Pearl Bailey ‘Mustard is not altogether a delirium, yet it has many points in common therewith.’ - Thomas Carlyle ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/584 "2004-05-17T17:33:06Z")
You forgot a very important one: ‘Mustard Stinks’ - The J. Geils Band 😃 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/585 "2004-05-17T18:10:56Z")
We gots yellow, spicy, spicy brown, chinese, curry, honey, honey mustard bbq, some kind that came from one of those mom-n-pop groceries, and just plain hot. 😃 Nummy! ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/586 "2004-05-17T18:50:02Z")
In a Perfect World In which we replace key words with the word ‘mustard’ in some of these all-time pop/rock classics and the world rejoices: The Beatles - Strawberry Mustard Forever The Beatles - Mustard Lane Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Mustard Queen - Bohemian Mustard Bob Dylan - Like a Mustard Stone R. E. M. - Mustard my Religion Abba - Mustard Queen Oasis - Mustardwall Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Mustard Elvis Presley - Mustard Hotel Guns N’ Roses - Sweet Mustard Mine Procol Harum - A Mustard Shade of Pale The Ronnettes - Be My Mustard Bob Marley - No Mustard No Cry James Brown - Mustard’s Got a Brand New Bag Simon & Garfunkel - Bridge Over Troubled Mustard Rolling Stones - Brown Mustard Sinead O’Connor - Mustard Compares 2 U ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/587 "2004-05-17T19:28:47Z")
: slathers the thread with mustard flavored brain jelly and eats it : That oughta do it! ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/588 "2004-05-17T21:08:17Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > : slathers the thread with mustard flavored brain jelly and eats it : > That oughta do it! Nope. Still here. But you sure left the place looking clean. Why you could eat off of it…oh wait, you already did. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/589 "2004-05-17T21:50:28Z")
Oops! So sorry, **nocturnal\_tick**! I got some mustard on your brain! How clumsy of me. Just lean in so I can take care of that for you! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/590 "2004-05-17T21:57:22Z")
> [@Rufus Xavier](#): > > Bob Marley - No Mustard No Cry Well, we can make that one my theme song. ---
**Author:** ![kittenlm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ce7236/32.png) [@kittenlm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenlm)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/591 "2004-05-17T21:58:06Z")
You want to know the best thing? Having a sandwich with mustard on it, then trying to get Hal to kiss you - I chase him around the house all the time…but he won’t give in until I brush my teeth 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/592 "2004-05-17T21:59:17Z")
Kinda like after I eat a peanut butter cup. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/593 "2004-05-17T22:05:17Z")
No mustard no cry No mustard no cry No mustard no cry No mustard no cry Cause I remember when we used to sit In a government yard in Trenchtown Slicing government cheese and making the turkey sandwiches we’s eat Good mustard we have, Oh, good mustard we have lost Along the way In this great future, You can’t forget your mustard So dry your tears, I seh No mustard no cry No mustard no cry Little darling, don’t forget pickle spears, No mustard no cry Almost time to go home! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/594 "2004-05-17T22:37:54Z")
let me take you down; 'cause I’m going to strawberry mustard I’ll eat all the custard and then I’ll get a bellyache strawberry mustard forever ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/595 "2004-05-17T22:47:29Z")
just because I’m about to go home Strawberry mustard? EEEWWWWWW!!! ;j ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/596 "2004-05-17T22:48:45Z")
But who will be… ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/597 "2004-05-17T22:49:47Z")
The lucky ducky… ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/598 "2004-05-17T22:50:52Z")
to be the first… ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/599 "2004-05-17T22:52:22Z")
to post to… ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/600 "2004-05-17T22:53:28Z")
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