# I haven't killed a thread all month **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 12, 2004, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558 "2004-04-12T03:51:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![dook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cdc98d/32.png) [@dook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dook)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/81 "2004-04-24T04:27:18Z")
Did I ever tell you guys I am psychic? That’s right, I can actually read the future. In today’s crystal ball, I see that the next person to post in this thread is a died-in-the-wool CHILD MOLESTER. That’s right, the next poster in this thread is such a sicko he taught michael jackson everything he knows about child molestation. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/82 "2004-04-24T06:32:59Z")
No I’m not. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/83 "2004-04-24T13:19:52Z")
DROIT DU SIGNEUR! Any good? ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/84 "2004-04-24T13:40:47Z")
GIDDIER SUN TOUR What’s so thread killing about that? [hijack] Can anyone reccomend a good hemmorhoid application? I’m dyin’ here! [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/85 "2004-04-24T17:39:04Z")
[Here ya go.](http://www.fonoils.com/roidrelief.html) Enjoy! ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2004, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/86 "2004-04-24T17:48:32Z")
What’s with the anagram **SiXSwordS**? Has anyone used a 1920’s style death ray yet? ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/87 "2004-04-25T11:30:13Z")
A rag man? Na, a gram. Butt, seriously, thanks for the Roid Relief DE OILER FIR ME POOPER WAS HALPFEL. that should do the trick ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/88 "2004-04-25T13:18:54Z")
If you’re trying to confuse the thread to death, it’s not working. . . . . Pull my finger 😃 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/89 "2004-04-25T15:02:36Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > If you’re trying to confuse the thread to death, it’s not working. > . > . > . > . > Pull my finger 😃 [pulls and runs] Would this qualify as you or me killing this thread? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2004, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/90 "2004-04-25T20:21:51Z")
FART! That would be me, thankyou! ---
**Author:** ![BlueMit11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7feea3/32.png) [@BlueMit11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueMit11)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/91 "2004-04-26T02:23:45Z")
Ah, have no fears. The official thread-killer is here. Just search for my username and you’ll see all of the obliterarted threads that lie in my path. I’m to threads like baths are to the next poster. ---
**Author:** ![Lando\_Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f17d59/32.png) [@Lando\_Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lando_Griffin)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/92 "2004-04-26T04:29:32Z")
Hey! I bathe regularly, thank you very much. Waiting for a mod’s lockdown in 3…2…1… ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/93 "2004-04-26T06:10:12Z")
Whoop…better get this in before “zero”. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/94 "2004-04-26T17:54:20Z")
The Zero Hour is here. The thread is dead. Stay back, lest you catch the horrendous disease that laid this thread to waste. It is too late for me. _cough, cough_ I have sacrificed myself for all your safety. I only ask that when you speak of us, speak kindly and remember us well. ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/95 "2004-04-26T18:04:27Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Stay back, lest you catch the horrendous disease that laid this thread to waste. > It is too late for me. > > _cough, cough_ > > I have sacrificed myself for all your safety. > I only ask that when you speak of us, speak kindly and remember us well. Excuse me. Phew, I didn’t think it would be that powerful. But now that **harmless** is no more, there’s less people to kill this thread. Stay back though. I may be immune to my own farts but there’s no telling what the smell of rotten eggs may have on your own bodies. ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/96 "2004-04-26T22:19:35Z")
I was talking to ol’ Cecil around the water cooler today, and he said that if anyone else posted on this thread he would ban them on the spot and call them funny names. Just giving you guys the heads-up. ---
**Author:** ![dook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cdc98d/32.png) [@dook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dook)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/97 "2004-04-27T05:13:38Z")
I wonder what Cecil was doing in Gulfport. I mean… UCK. ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/98 "2004-04-27T13:24:08Z")
> [@Alcatraz](#): > > I wonder what Cecil was doing in Gulfport. > > I mean… UCK. Now, now. Save your energy for the thread. Anyways did I ever tell you the time I counted 28,000 pieces of lint. Well it all started when… ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/99 "2004-04-28T01:06:05Z")
I figure this is as good a thread as any for me to note that: Woohoo! Smacky is back! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/100 "2004-04-28T02:10:39Z")
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