# I haven't killed a thread all month **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 12, 2004, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558 "2004-04-12T03:51:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/161 "2004-05-01T20:20:21Z")
0.09? 0.09? You’re effing kidding me! I tell you the moderators are out to get me, messing with my mind, man! They are out there! You just can’t see them, man, hiding and stuff. They come in the night and put misspellings into your threads and mess with your post counts, man. don’t let them get me : puts on the foil beenie : ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/162 "2004-05-01T20:26:15Z")
Hey Mods! There she is! Right there! The post above this one! Don’t let her get away! Err…I mean…no prob, **harmless** – I’d never sell ya out. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/163 "2004-05-01T20:53:37Z")
Bastardo. [dumps a bag of rabid squirrels down **Hal’s** pants] ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/164 "2004-05-01T21:19:27Z")
I didn’t read all the previous posts, I’m just posting something marginally related to the OP in hopes that I didn’t miss much. Doesn’t that usually do it? ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/165 "2004-05-01T21:24:31Z")
> [@Yllaria](#): > > I didn’t read all the previous posts, I’m just posting something marginally related to the OP in hopes that I didn’t miss much. > > Doesn’t that usually do it? Nope, sorry, denied. [mom]You go back and read every single post, TWICE, before you post again! Then I want a 2 page essay, single spaced, on “What this thread means to me” and then we’ll talk about it.[/mom] ---
**Author:** ![Lando\_Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f17d59/32.png) [@Lando\_Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lando_Griffin)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/166 "2004-05-02T00:53:03Z")
I’m just stopping by to remark on the fact the statement which I am about to proceed and deliver contains little or no information that could be considered useful, or used as such. I have nothing else to add at this point. ---
**Author:** ![Lando\_Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f17d59/32.png) [@Lando\_Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lando_Griffin)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/167 "2004-05-02T00:54:10Z")
Crap guys, I’m way behind. Only 1.12 posts per day??? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/168 "2004-05-02T02:03:08Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > [dumps a bag of rabid squirrels down **Hal’s** pants] Hey, did you know that it’s illegal to do that for the purposes of gambling in Springfield? ---
**Author:** ![Lando\_Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f17d59/32.png) [@Lando\_Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lando_Griffin)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/169 "2004-05-02T03:27:50Z")
In some parts of Florida, it’s illegal to intoxicate a fish for the purpose of having sex with it. They call it 'Troy McClure’s Law" 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/170 "2004-05-02T04:01:32Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Bastardo. Oh yeah…I hope _that_ was posted in the same thread that you sent me to. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/171 "2004-05-02T04:17:59Z")
> [@Lando Griffin](#): > > I’m just stopping by to remark on the fact the statement which I am about to proceed and deliver contains little or no information that could be considered useful, or used as such. > > I have nothing else to add at this point. Mr. President? 😕 > [@Hal Briston](#): > > Oh yeah…I hope that was posted in the same thread that you sent me to. 🙂 What? Not a common every day phrase? It is in this household…maybe it’s just because of my husband. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/172 "2004-05-02T21:12:35Z")
I’m gonna go run to the pizza place and grab a sub for my wife. If anyone wants anything, let me know in the next 30 seconds, 'k? ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/173 "2004-05-02T21:17:52Z")
I’ll take a stromboli. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/174 "2004-05-02T21:22:13Z")
Oooo, sorry. Just got back. Maybe next time. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/175 "2004-05-02T21:30:01Z")
Apparently I made the last post to the “warm buttered boobies” thread. I can’t believe _anything_ would kill a topic like that. Clearly I have superpowers or I’m red posting kryptonite or something. ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/176 "2004-05-02T22:09:11Z")
… That remains to be all. ---
**Author:** ![Lando\_Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f17d59/32.png) [@Lando\_Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lando_Griffin)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/177 "2004-05-02T23:21:38Z")
Sorry **nocturnal** , but you’ll just have to do better than that. I hereby decree that whomever posts beneath me shall henceforth be known as a goat-felching pedophile. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/178 "2004-05-02T23:22:52Z")
I only borrowed them. ---
**Author:** ![Lando\_Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f17d59/32.png) [@Lando\_Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lando_Griffin)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/179 "2004-05-03T03:15:13Z")
AHA! **harmless** is a goat-felching pedophile, everybody! ---
**Author:** ![kittenlm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ce7236/32.png) [@kittenlm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenlm)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558/180 "2004-05-03T03:31:52Z")
Ok, **Hal** , you get a run for your money on this one - I’m not letting you kill this thread 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-killed-a-thread-all-month/239558.md?page=10)