# "I haven't read the thread yet, but..."

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-read-the-thread-yet-but/530985>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 2, 2010, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-read-the-thread-yet-but/530985 "2010-03-02T13:53:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-read-the-thread-yet-but/530985/121 "2010-03-17T22:29:05Z")

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I thought this thread was about gay poodles…is that not the case??

-XT

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**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-read-the-thread-yet-but/530985/122 "2010-03-17T22:59:41Z")

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> [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](#):
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> I only read the last bit of this thread, but I think I actually did get all the way through the thread in which Nzinga spoke of her stance as a big dick aficionado.

I like… big… DICKS and I can not lie!  
You otha sistas can deny…  
When a man walks in a with a little nut sack  
And a cock that’s big and black  
He is hung!

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2010, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-read-the-thread-yet-but/530985/123 "2010-03-17T23:39:05Z")

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Well, if we are going to state our own preferences, [here](http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/sirmixalot/babygotback.html) are mine:

> [@](#):
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> I like big butts and I can not lie  
> You other brothers can’t deny  
> That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist  
> And a round thing in your face  
> You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough  
> ‘Cause you notice that butt was stuffed  
> Deep in the jeans she’s wearing  
> I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring  
> Oh baby, I wanna get with you  
> And take your picture  
> My homeboys tried to warn me  
> But that butt you got makes me so horny  
> Ooh, Rump-o’-smooth-skin  
> You say you wanna get in my Benz?  
> Well, use me, use me  
> ‘Cause you ain’t that average groupie  
> I’ve seen them dancin’  
> To hell with romancin’  
> She’s sweat, wet,  
> Got it goin’ like a turbo ‘Vette  
> I’m tired of magazines  
> Sayin’ flat butts are the thing  
> Take the average black man and ask him that  
> She gotta pack much back  
> So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)  
> Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)  
> Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)  
> Shake that healthy butt!  
> Baby got back!

Hope this doesn’t offend any of you white girls out there. 😉

-XT

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**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2010, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-havent-read-the-thread-yet-but/530985/124 "2010-03-18T02:43:48Z")

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Yay! A concert 😃

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