# I heard John Kerry is well-hung **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 29, 2004, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heard-john-kerry-is-well-hung/257394 "2004-07-29T04:14:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![PaulFitzroy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2acd7d/32.png) [@PaulFitzroy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PaulFitzroy)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heard-john-kerry-is-well-hung/257394/1 "2004-07-29T04:14:20Z")
[Take a look at this!](http://www.wonkette.com/archives/kerrys_hidden_strengths_013443.php) Depending on how you look at it, it’s either an innocuous rumple in Kerry’s pants, or the outline of an enormous monster-cock. Most tall, thin guys like him are well-hung, so I don’t entirely rule out the latter. Yet another reason to put the man in office. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heard-john-kerry-is-well-hung/257394/2 "2004-07-29T04:38:43Z")
Dude, that picture would make his dick about two feet long. Damn, that guy’s got a big dick. ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heard-john-kerry-is-well-hung/257394/3 "2004-07-29T04:39:24Z")
Looks like a rumple to me. In any case, if having an enormous schlong [didn’t help Gore](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=43394), what makes you think it’ll help Kerry? ---
**Author:** ![Nvme77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c89c15/32.png) [@Nvme77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nvme77)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heard-john-kerry-is-well-hung/257394/4 "2004-07-29T04:43:16Z")
(Quagmire On) All Right! Giggity Giggity Giggity!(Quagmire off) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heard-john-kerry-is-well-hung/257394/5 "2004-07-29T05:01:21Z")
Nah, he just sticks a ketchup bottle down there to “stuff the ballot box,” so to speak. ---
**Author:** ![legion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/838e76/32.png) [@legion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/legion)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heard-john-kerry-is-well-hung/257394/6 "2004-07-29T06:35:30Z")
I don’t know if Kerry is well hung or not, but I bet a lot of people think he ought to be! ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heard-john-kerry-is-well-hung/257394/7 "2004-07-29T06:42:15Z")
Lucky Teresa. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heard-john-kerry-is-well-hung/257394/8 "2004-07-29T08:01:47Z")
Originally posted by PaulFitzroy Quote: > [@](#): > > Most tall, thin guys like him are well-hung Cite? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heard-john-kerry-is-well-hung/257394/9 "2004-07-29T12:16:04Z")
Damnit, if I want to read reports about the presidential staff, I expect to see what … never mind. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heard-john-kerry-is-well-hung/257394/10 "2004-07-29T13:21:49Z")
That’s a hanging chad. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heard-john-kerry-is-well-hung/257394/11 "2004-07-29T14:16:09Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > Damnit, if I want to read reports about the presidential staff, I expect to see what … never mind. He he he he, he said presidental staff! ---
**Author:** ![Fox\_Paws](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/85e7bf/32.png) [@Fox\_Paws](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fox_Paws)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heard-john-kerry-is-well-hung/257394/12 "2004-07-29T14:20:43Z")
He has a face like a horse. Why shouldn’t he be hung like one? ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heard-john-kerry-is-well-hung/257394/13 "2004-07-29T14:22:14Z")
Considering the comments made about Kerry’s face, does this mean he’s hung like a horse? ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heard-john-kerry-is-well-hung/257394/14 "2004-07-29T14:23:15Z")
Bastard! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Grasshopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f19dbf/32.png) [@Grasshopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grasshopper)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heard-john-kerry-is-well-hung/257394/15 "2004-07-29T15:38:36Z")
I’m John Kerry, and I approve this thread. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heard-john-kerry-is-well-hung/257394/16 "2004-07-29T15:47:39Z")
So that’s what’s pulling his eyes down. ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heard-john-kerry-is-well-hung/257394/17 "2004-07-29T15:56:40Z")
The Irish curse gets over-shadowed by the French charmes. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heard-john-kerry-is-well-hung/257394/18 "2004-07-29T16:42:39Z")
Seems kinda tacky of him to wear pants that have a big green circle around the crotch, not to mention the arrow. ---
**Author:** ![DeathLlama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@DeathLlama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeathLlama)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heard-john-kerry-is-well-hung/257394/19 "2004-07-29T18:08:17Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Seems kinda tacky of him to wear pants that have a big green circle around the crotch, not to mention the arrow. Thank you, lieu. I almost shot coffee out my nose. Just wasn’t what I was expecting, I guess. > [@pool](#): > > Originally posted by PaulFitzroy > > > [@](#): > > > > Most tall, thin guys like him are well-hung > > Cite? Oh, come on, Pool! It’s just common knowledge. –Deathllama (6-4, 178lbs, desperately wanting this to become common knowledge.) ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heard-john-kerry-is-well-hung/257394/20 "2004-07-29T18:27:22Z")
> [@DeathLlama](#): > > –Deathllama > (6-4, 178lbs, desperately wanting this to become common knowledge.) At 6’4" I’m guessing you need at least another pound, pound and a half for this to be true. Holy shat, you’re one lean dude! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heard-john-kerry-is-well-hung/257394.md?page=2)