# I heard John Kerry is well-hung **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 29, 2004, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heard-john-kerry-is-well-hung/257394 "2004-07-29T04:14:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heard-john-kerry-is-well-hung/257394/21 "2004-07-29T18:45:46Z")
ShibbOleth, as wifey of the tall, lean DeathLlama…it’s true. So there’s my cite. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![PaulFitzroy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2acd7d/32.png) [@PaulFitzroy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PaulFitzroy)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heard-john-kerry-is-well-hung/257394/22 "2004-07-29T21:01:17Z")
> [@](#): > > Isn’t he Irish/French Mix? Kerry is half-Jewish and half WASP. His father, Richard Kerry, was the son of Austrian Jews. (Obviously, he converted to Catholicism.) The name Kohen was changed to Kerry. His mother is from the wealthy Boston WASP elite, known as the “Boston Brahmins.” Conincidentally, this family line shares an ancestor with the Bush family, a 16th century Englishman named Edmund Reade ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2004, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heard-john-kerry-is-well-hung/257394/23 "2004-07-30T05:20:31Z")
All depends on what kind and length of rope you are using… :: d&r :: ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2004, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heard-john-kerry-is-well-hung/257394/24 "2004-07-30T07:27:22Z")
> [@PaulFitzroy](#): > > Kerry is half-Jewish and half WASP. His father, Richard Kerry, was the son of Austrian Jews. (Obviously, he converted to Catholicism.) The name Kohen was changed to Kerry. I think it was Kohn, no e. And the name Kerry, I read today, was picked out of a book of Irish names. 😛 Combine that with living in Massachusetts and it’s no no wonder plenty of people (including Kerry himself, apparently) figured his family was mostly Irish. > [@](#): > > His mother is from the wealthy Boston WASP elite, known as the “Boston Brahmins.” And, as biographies like to note when discussing the ‘patrician’ side of his personality, one of his ancestors (on mom’s side) was John Winthrop, the first governor of Massachusetts Bay Colony. > [@](#): > > Conincidentally, this family line shares an ancestor with the Bush family, a 16th century Englishman named Edmund Reade I didn’t know that. Does that mean he’s somehow distantly related to the British monarchy as well? ---
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2004, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heard-john-kerry-is-well-hung/257394/25 "2004-08-01T02:10:52Z")
Has the writer of the OP got a thing about John Kerry and penises? This is the second thread that he’s posted recently with strange photos of Kerry - the other one was locked by a moderator. ---
**Author:** ![Carm6773](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/2bfe46/32.png) [@Carm6773](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carm6773)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2004, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heard-john-kerry-is-well-hung/257394/26 "2004-08-01T06:07:49Z")
> [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](#): > > Has the writer of the OP got a thing about John Kerry and penises? This is the second thread that he’s posted recently with strange photos of Kerry - the other one was locked by a moderator. Maybe the OP writer’s first name is Monica? 😃 Based on my experience, tall, lean dudes are more endowed “down there.” Then again, he was biracial (black and white), so that may have had something to do with it too. ---
**Author:** ![SnakeSpirit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snakespirit/32/7271_2.png) [@SnakeSpirit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakeSpirit)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2004, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heard-john-kerry-is-well-hung/257394/27 "2004-08-01T07:44:18Z")
In another thread on this list, I think it was “Guns are for Cowards” a majority of the liberals were chiming in with “Gun owners have small penises.” Now John kerry is a self-admitted gun owner… So which is it??? You can’t have it both ways! ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2004, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heard-john-kerry-is-well-hung/257394/28 "2004-08-01T08:07:25Z")
> [@PaulFitzroy](#): > > [Take a look at this!](http://www.wonkette.com/archives/kerrys_hidden_strengths_013443.php) > > Depending on how you look at it, it’s either an innocuous rumple in Kerry’s pants, or the outline of an enormous monster-cock. Most tall, thin guys like him are well-hung, so I don’t entirely rule out the latter. Yet another reason to put the man in office. and he has two adult sons 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2004, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heard-john-kerry-is-well-hung/257394/29 "2004-08-01T13:21:56Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > Lucky Teresa. 😉 Uh, you _do_ realize that many, maybe most, women would run screaming from the room if faced with something the size that that photo suggests? Most of us have a fondness for keeping our intestines intact, thank you very much. For the most part, a desire for a, er, large endowment, is a man thing. Most of us women don’t care much unless it’s _very_ small. ---
**Author:** ![wenonahbone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wenonahbone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wenonahbone)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2004, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heard-john-kerry-is-well-hung/257394/30 "2004-08-01T15:57:28Z")
I’ve been saying all along what a big dick Kerry is. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2004, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heard-john-kerry-is-well-hung/257394/31 "2004-08-01T23:01:09Z")
> [@AvhHines](#): > > Uh, you _do_ realize that many, maybe most, women would run screaming from the room if faced with something the size that that photo suggests? Most of us have a fondness for keeping our intestines intact, thank you very much. Yes, I know, but it had to be said. By the way, **Snakespirit** : 1. You’re talking to a different group of people, 2. I don’t think ‘the majority of liberals’ said any such thing, and 3) **PLEASE** lighten up. ---
**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2004, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heard-john-kerry-is-well-hung/257394/32 "2004-08-01T23:16:12Z")
> [@HomeOfTheBraves](#): > > Maybe the OP writer’s first name is Monica? 😃 > > Based on my experience, tall, lean dudes are more endowed “down there.” > > Then again, he was biracial (black and white), so that may have had something to do with it too. From: [http://www.sexinfo101.com/kb\_penissize\_2.shtml](http://www.sexinfo101.com/kb_penissize_2.shtml) > [@](#): > > Many myths have arisen over the years, none more famous then that of the “black penis.” For the most part, there is little truth behind the rumors. Most studies indicate that averages among races are almost identical, however there is some evidence as to where the rumors originated. In the case of the “back penis” myth, a couple of studies have shown that on average black men are larger when limp, and when looking at extremely large “units,” black men make up a larger percentage of this group than other races. ---
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2004, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heard-john-kerry-is-well-hung/257394/33 "2004-08-02T13:43:49Z")
_Of course_ he’s hung like a horse! Why do you think he has that smug grin on his face? 😃 Adam [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heard-john-kerry-is-well-hung/257394.md?page=1)