# I heart caps lock soooo much!

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**Created:** [May 19, 2010, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heart-caps-lock-soooo-much/539958 "2010-05-19T02:15:52Z")\
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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heart-caps-lock-soooo-much/539958/1 "2010-05-19T02:15:52Z")

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I do.

Does this post convert to lower non caps lock?

[previews]

Yes.

How do I get it to stop?

HOW ABOUT THIS?

[previews]

I see.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heart-caps-lock-soooo-much/539958/2 "2010-05-19T02:17:04Z")

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ONCE.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heart-caps-lock-soooo-much/539958/3 "2010-05-19T02:30:51Z")

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No, I am not stark, raving mad. So in the thread where **Young Rand** wants some e-huggles, you will see this.

> [@I'm sad. Can I get a hug?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sad-can-i-get-a-hug/539856/48):
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> Kitteh pics now!

I wanted you to see this: “KITTEH PICS NOW!”

It did not work. I don’t know if the board is doing this, or if my browser is doing this. I tried a few versions of the post that says “ONCE.” I tried a bunch of combinations to see what would convert from caps lock to proper capitalization, and I think this is where we are:

1. All caps - Converted
2. One properly capitalized word, followed by all caps - Not converted
3. One word only, containing four or less letters, in all caps - Not converted.
4. One word only, containing five + letters, in all caps - Converted

That is all.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heart-caps-lock-soooo-much/539958/4 "2010-05-19T02:32:56Z")

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I think it’s the board. It won’t allow an all-caps post of five characters or more.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heart-caps-lock-soooo-much/539958/5 "2010-05-19T02:36:24Z")

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KITTEH PICS NOW! :d

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heart-caps-lock-soooo-much/539958/6 "2010-05-19T02:39:21Z")

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KITTEH PICS RIGHT NOW! I MEAN IT…WHIPEMOUT!

(seems to work for me)

-XT

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heart-caps-lock-soooo-much/539958/7 "2010-05-19T02:41:31Z")

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Kitteh pics right now! I mean it…whipemout!

Edit: So that obviously didn’t work for me. I copied and pasted from **xash** ’s post, and it converted to properly capped.

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heart-caps-lock-soooo-much/539958/8 "2010-05-19T02:43:58Z")

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I’ll let the board guru’s figure it out, but my guess is it’s something with your browser. I’m using the latest version of FireFox here, FWIW.

ANDICANSEEMINGLYTYPEENDLESSCAPS…

-XT

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heart-caps-lock-soooo-much/539958/9 "2010-05-19T02:45:13Z")

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> [@MeanOldLady](#):
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> I copied and pasted from **xash** ’s post, and it converted to properly capped.

Not only that, it converted **xtisme** to **xash**!

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heart-caps-lock-soooo-much/539958/10 "2010-05-19T02:45:48Z")

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It’s the ‘x’…we all look alike…

-XT

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heart-caps-lock-soooo-much/539958/11 "2010-05-19T02:46:01Z")

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The only way I’ve found to get by with an allcaps post is to include an invisible letter, usually i (since it’s the smallest). The code is:

```auto

[noparse]i[/noparse]

```

PS. Did you know that the [color] tags still work in

```auto

 tags? Weird.
```

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heart-caps-lock-soooo-much/539958/12 "2010-05-19T02:53:18Z")

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> [@xtisme](#):
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> I’ll let the board guru’s figure it out, but my guess is it’s something with your browser. I’m using the latest version of FireFox here, FWIW.

Hmm. I’m using Firefox 3.6.3.

> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#):
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> Not only that, it converted **xtisme** to **xash**!

We’ve got some wacky board technology here! I can see them converting from caps lock, but what’s the point of turning people into **xash**?

> [@BigT](#):
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> The only way I’ve found to get by with an allcaps post is to include an invisible letter, usually i (since it’s the smallest). The code is:
> 
> ```auto
> 
> [noparse]i[/noparse]
> 
> ```
> 
> PS. Did you know that the [color] tags still work in
> 
> ```auto
> 
> tags? Weird.
> 
> ```

I AM SPAMMING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS BOARD IN CAPS ONLY POSTS NOW!

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**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heart-caps-lock-soooo-much/539958/13 "2010-05-19T04:33:36Z")

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[Are you ready to unleash the fucking fury?](http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/caps_lock_unleash_the_fucking_fury.jpg)

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heart-caps-lock-soooo-much/539958/14 "2010-05-19T04:57:04Z")

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> [@Maeglin](#):
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> [Are you ready to unleash the fucking fury?](http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/caps_lock_unleash_the_fucking_fury.jpg)

I wouldn’t use that word if I were you. It might be “hostile.”

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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heart-caps-lock-soooo-much/539958/15 "2010-05-19T04:58:09Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> I wouldn’t use that word if I were you. It might be “hostile.”

Only if there are women in the thread.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heart-caps-lock-soooo-much/539958/16 "2010-05-19T05:02:23Z")

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> [@AClockworkMelon](#):
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> Only if there are women in the thread.

Every time someone posts something like that, I just want to respond, “Fuck that.”  
😃

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**Author:** ![dba\_Fred](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c37758/32.png) [@dba\_Fred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dba_Fred)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heart-caps-lock-soooo-much/539958/17 "2010-05-19T05:27:08Z")

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and SHIT!  
😃

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**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heart-caps-lock-soooo-much/539958/18 "2010-05-19T11:18:27Z")

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IF YOU CUNNlNGLY DISGUISE AN ‘L’ AS AN ‘I’ YOU CAN POST IN (VIRTUALLY) ALL-CAPS AS MUCH AS YOU WANT. YOU CAN PROBABLY DO IT EVEN BETTER THAN I HAVE IN THIS POST, BUT I CAN’T BE BOTHERED AS I CAN’T SEE WHY ANYONE WOULD WANT TO.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heart-caps-lock-soooo-much/539958/19 "2010-05-19T13:20:53Z")

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KITTEH PICS NOW!i

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-heart-caps-lock-soooo-much/539958/20 "2010-05-19T13:22:04Z")

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KlTTEH PlCS NOW!

KITTEH PICS NOW!

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