# I hereby cancel the rest of the week **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 26, 2001, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hereby-cancel-the-rest-of-the-week/70223 "2001-06-26T18:12:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hereby-cancel-the-rest-of-the-week/70223/21 "2001-06-26T21:57:04Z")
Yes, yes, a thousand times yes, cancel this week. I’m _so_ tired. Last week I had to cover for 2 people who were on vacation at once, this week I have to cover for another one, next week I have to cover for another one–until the 4th. After that, I’m going to be off myself, ha ha ha ha!!! So, yes, cancel next week up until the 4th, too, thank you very much. ---
**Author:** ![MrVisible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@MrVisible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrVisible)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hereby-cancel-the-rest-of-the-week/70223/22 "2001-06-26T22:02:23Z")
So far, this week has surpassed almost all other weeks for crappiness. It has put the crap, so to speak, in crappiness. I’m sick, a friend is in trouble, work is blowing up in my absence, and I’m sick. Crap. Crappity crappity crap. Cancel the rest of it, and I will be grateful to you for all of eternity. Darn black cloud. Crap. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hereby-cancel-the-rest-of-the-week/70223/23 "2001-06-26T22:08:46Z")
Waitjustagoddamnminuteherefolks. This Thursday happens to be payday. There’s no way in an ice cold hell I’m lettin’ you cancel that. UncleBeer’s gotta eat. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hereby-cancel-the-rest-of-the-week/70223/24 "2001-06-26T22:24:34Z")
Ok this is kind of frightening. Is there some kind of weird planetary alignment going on or something I don’t know about? Pfft, payday schmayday. I get paid twice a month, and the 31st isn’t till next week. But since this is my little fanatasy, we all get paid no matter what. I am about to superglue a coworker’s nostrils together if he snorts, burps, or clears his throat once again. ---
**Author:** ![Primaflora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Primaflora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Primaflora)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hereby-cancel-the-rest-of-the-week/70223/25 "2001-06-26T22:39:13Z")
I’m on holiday! Can we not cancel it in Australia? Mind you if today is like yesterday which sucked I’m happy to cancel it ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hereby-cancel-the-rest-of-the-week/70223/26 "2001-06-26T23:19:55Z")
Sure **primaflora** , you can take a raincheck, and cancel any other week you see fit. How’s that? ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hereby-cancel-the-rest-of-the-week/70223/27 "2001-06-26T23:30:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rasa \* > \*\*And **Sea** : obscene spam makes me turn into… THE FLY! \*\* Okay, then … XXX HOT HORNY TEENAGE SLUTS WANT TO MAKE YOU THEIR LOVE SLAVE XXX XXX BRITNY SPEERS CHRISTINA AGILERA BRAD PITT VIRTEE NUDE PICTURES XXX DO YOU WANT THREESOMES ORGIES GAY STRAIGHT BISEXUAL WHITE BLACK ASIAN STUDS WITH BIG COCKS? CLICK HERE FOR VIRGINS WAITING FOR YOU TO TAKE THEIR CHERRIES!!! ---
**Author:** ![trose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f9ae1b/32.png) [@trose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trose)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hereby-cancel-the-rest-of-the-week/70223/28 "2001-06-26T23:37:23Z")
Think **you’re** under a [black cloud](http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/abc/20010615/ts/dustclouds010614_1.html)? This baby’s sittin’ smack on top of San Antonio. And if we start now, maybe be can cancel the entire month of August. It’s just a total waste. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hereby-cancel-the-rest-of-the-week/70223/29 "2001-06-26T23:39:38Z")
Thanks **Snooooopy** , now you’ve made me turn into a fly. Could this week get any worse? ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hereby-cancel-the-rest-of-the-week/70223/30 "2001-06-26T23:48:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rasa \* > \*\*Thanks **Snooooopy** , now you’ve made me turn into a fly. Could this week get any worse? \*\* I’m disappointed … you didn’t even blink when I slipped **virtee** ’s name into the list of nude pictures. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hereby-cancel-the-rest-of-the-week/70223/31 "2001-06-26T23:58:20Z")
:eek: ---
**Author:** ![SeaDiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@SeaDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDiver)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hereby-cancel-the-rest-of-the-week/70223/32 "2001-06-27T00:00:50Z")
So THAT’S why he was trying to break the internet! ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hereby-cancel-the-rest-of-the-week/70223/33 "2001-06-27T00:13:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SeaDiver \* > \*\*So THAT’S why he was trying to break the internet! \*\* Breaking the Internet won’t stop me. I’ll just print out full-color copies and sell them on street corners. After I digitally insert the goat. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hereby-cancel-the-rest-of-the-week/70223/34 "2001-06-27T00:25:00Z")
Ok, this week can’t get any worse. **Snooooopy** is digitally inserting goats into **virtee**. ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hereby-cancel-the-rest-of-the-week/70223/35 "2001-06-27T01:13:15Z")
You can’t! I’ve got a dopefest at my house this saturday, and I’m not sure I’ll be ready, even with Wed., Thur., and Friday. If you take away those days, I’ll be sunk! ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hereby-cancel-the-rest-of-the-week/70223/36 "2001-06-27T01:28:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rasa \* > \*\*Ok, this week can’t get any worse. **Snooooopy** is digitally inserting goats into **virtee**. \*\* The ASPCA certifies that no goats were harmed in the making of this obscene photograph. But they might have been embarrassed. ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hereby-cancel-the-rest-of-the-week/70223/37 "2001-06-27T02:01:44Z")
Sign me up for this week-canelling thing. It’s only Tuesday and it’s already hell. I don’t see it getting any better. Not that the weekend will be a spring-rose, but at least I won’t have to deal with work and put on my “coping” face. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hereby-cancel-the-rest-of-the-week/70223/38 "2001-06-27T02:07:09Z")
I’m with ya, **Mauvaise**. The only good thing about tomorrow being Wednesday is that it’s actually Thursday for me. I have Fridays and Saturdays off. So the good thing about this week? It’s half over for me. I’m not gonna start celebrating just yet though. Grrr… ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hereby-cancel-the-rest-of-the-week/70223/39 "2001-06-27T11:38:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Beadalin \* > \*\*And TroubleAgain, you may celebrate your birthday, I suppose. Hee hee. (Happy brithday in advance!) \*\* Thank you! ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hereby-cancel-the-rest-of-the-week/70223/40 "2001-06-27T12:32:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TroubleAgain \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Beadalin \* > > \*\*Really, will anyone miss June 27, 28 & 29? I think not. \*\* > > Me! Me! Tomorrow’s my burfday, please don’t cancel it! (I’ll give you the rest of the week, though…) \*\* ``` Happy burfday, TA!! ``` [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hereby-cancel-the-rest-of-the-week/70223.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hereby-cancel-the-rest-of-the-week/70223.md?page=3)