# I hit the Horny Cat with a Hard-on outside our window! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 13, 2005, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486 "2005-09-13T21:06:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486/1 "2005-09-13T21:06:25Z")
My wife and I own two beautiful Siamese Cats - Ok they own us, but don’t let my wife hear me say that - They are totally indoor cats. They mean too much to us for us to let them out in this Urban environment. Recently - as in two days ago - this nasty-ass mange ridden gray cat has popped up in our up stairs balcony moaning to have at it with our female siamese. :mad: No frick-in way Garfield’s Retarded Cousin! Your not gett’in a piece of _ **that** _ ass! If my wife was’t so in love with all animals I’d let our Dog Griss have a decent go at it. But I’m not allowed to do this, so Griss will have to stick to normal Dog food. No kitty treats today! However, all bets are off if Griss has to take a piss and this mongoloid feline is too slow getting over then fence! Damn cats can be loud when they are horny! Jeez!!! So how do others deal with horny cats wanting their own cats bits? Do you shoo them away or take other more drastic action? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486/2 "2005-09-13T21:08:51Z")
\ ***The title should read:** _I **HATE** THE HORNY CAT WITH A HARD ON OURSIDE OUR WINDOW_. \*\*Also I do not like the term _ **Retarded** _ - I only used it for effect. ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486/3 "2005-09-13T21:12:37Z")
I don’t have that problem- my two female cats are spayed. ---
**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486/4 "2005-09-13T21:14:48Z")
Ah yes, the tomcat’s war cry. My mom gave a contraceptive (one little pill a day) to our female cat, when it wasn’t yet neutered, and in heat for the first time. I can’t remember if the pills just made her infertile, or that the hormones also inhibited our cat’s hormones, thus making her less attractive to tomcats. ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486/5 "2005-09-13T21:15:03Z")
I reread that post twice trying to find where you HIT the cat. 🙂 Get a supersoaker. Next time the walking boner comes near the window, let loose! ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486/6 "2005-09-13T21:23:11Z")
Ugly cats need love too. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486/7 "2005-09-13T21:26:06Z")
> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#): > > Ugly cats need love too. ☹ I agree - but not from my cats. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486/8 "2005-09-13T21:29:22Z")
I thought he meant to **pit** the cat. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486/9 "2005-09-13T21:30:48Z")
I take it your female Siamese isn’t fixed? How can you stand her? My part Siamese drove me insane with her yowling and crying when she went into heat. ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486/10 "2005-09-13T21:34:20Z")
We’ve been having problems with neighborhood cats shitting all over our yard, but worse yet, in my vegetable garden (we’re going to EAT that stuff!), every single day without fail, for weeks and weeks on end. We tried tarping the entire yard, thinking they wouldn’t shit where they couldn’t dig (we’re doing construction and landscaping, so it’s mostly dirt right now). HAH! They shit right on the tarp and laughed at us. We tried sprinkling cumin all around the perimiter of the yard, on the fence and in the garden, no luck. We completely covered the entire vegetable bed with pine needles and pine cones, but they just brushed them out of the way, dug their hole and did their business. Finally, we installed [one of these](http://www.petsmart.com/global/product_detail.jsp?PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524441811253&ASSORTMENT%3C%3East_id=2534374302023690&FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302025622&bmUID=1126647434985) last Saturday, and so far, not a single pile of shit has been found anywhere in our yard. Now, it’s only been 4 days, but that’s 4 more days in a row than we’ve ever had without having to clean up that nasty crap, so it does seem to be working at keeping them out of our yard. Let’s hope it stays that way. ---
**Author:** ![Mooch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooch)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486/11 "2005-09-13T21:34:33Z")
_I_ thought he hit the cat with his… nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486/12 "2005-09-13T21:39:07Z")
> [@Dag Otto](#): > > I thought he meant to **pit** the cat. :rolleyes: That’s how I read it. Funny how **Giraffe** fixed the coding in the second post but not the title. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486/13 "2005-09-13T21:40:37Z")
> [@Phlosphr](#): > You are the MAN! Most people woud just use a squirt gun, but you took morning wood to that pussy cat! ---
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486/14 "2005-09-13T21:51:32Z")
> [@astro](#): > > You are the MAN! Most people woud just use a squirt gun, but you took morning wood to that pussy cat! LOL!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486/15 "2005-09-13T22:18:44Z")
Now, does “I hit the cat” mean “Yeah, I’d hit that!”? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486/16 "2005-09-13T22:43:58Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > Funny how **Giraffe** fixed the coding in the second post but not the title. I’m actually rather conservative when it comes to editing threads. Coding I’ll fix without a second thought, but I’m hesitant to change words. One reason is that people are more likely to proofread if they know they have to live with their typos. Another reason is to maintain strict historical continuity, so posts joking about a typo aren’t confusing to future generations of SDMB scholars. Still another is the fact that I thought it was funny. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486/17 "2005-09-13T22:51:12Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > I’m actually rather conservative when it comes to editing threads. Coding I’ll fix without a second thought, but I’m hesitant to change words. One reason is that people are more likely to proofread if they know they have to live with their typos. Another reason is to maintain strict historical continuity, so posts joking about a typo aren’t confusing to future generations of SDMB scholars. Still another is the fact that I thought it was funny. 🙂 Or translated from Giraffese (which is difficult because of those prehensile tongue clicks). > [@](#): > > Blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, yadda, strict historical continuity, blah, blah, blah, I thought it was funny ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486/18 "2005-09-14T01:43:55Z")
> [@](#): > > walking boner This cracked me up. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486/19 "2005-09-14T02:03:54Z")
> [@](#): > > walking boner I’ve known some guys that fit this description. ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486/20 "2005-09-14T06:12:51Z")
> [@Snakescatlady](#): > > I take it your female Siamese isn’t fixed? How can you stand her? My part Siamese drove me insane with her yowling and crying when she went into heat. I’ve had two female cats unspayed long enough to hear: "YORT! YOOORRRT!!! YEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT!!! YORT. YORT. YORT. YEEEEORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTT!!! One season of heat is bad enough, thanks, off to the vet’s with you. Not quite as bad as the tomcat outside with his romantic serenade, however. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486.md?page=2)