# I hit the Horny Cat with a Hard-on outside our window! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 13, 2005, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486 "2005-09-13T21:06:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486/21 "2005-09-14T06:15:14Z")
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention… I never, ever want to see an animal _come on_ to me like that again. Get on your hands and knees, _shine_ your hooha at me, look back at me with bedroom eyes, and say, “Yort?” It’s way worse than a dog humping your leg. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486/22 "2005-09-14T09:00:24Z")
What, with punctuation errors and home-grown anecdotes, this thread is the funniest thing I have read for a long time. **YORTING** cats and **Phlosphr** with a raging hard-on for a pussy? I’m speechless. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486/23 "2005-09-14T11:40:02Z")
> [@Eleusis](#): > > It’s way worse than a \*\*dog humping your leg. \*\* **Dog Humping Your Leg** would be a great user name on [EHarmony.Com](http://EHarmony.Com) ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486/24 "2005-09-14T11:46:07Z")
Hi, I’m **Anastasaeon** , and I approve of this thread title. ---
**Author:** ![Sgt.Pepper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Sgt.Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sgt.Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486/25 "2005-09-14T13:54:43Z")
> [@Mooch](#): > > _I_ thought he hit the cat with his… > > nevermind. That’s what I thought too, only a mental image sprang to mind as well. I seen a naked guy, with a hard-on, trying to hit this cat outside his window with _it_. Really odd image to have. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486/26 "2005-09-14T15:01:17Z")
> [@Eleusis](#): > > Not quite as bad as the tomcat outside with his romantic serenade, however. [Oh yeah… I think I’ve heard that sound](http://home.comcast.net/~cpeek001/ILC.mp3) (broadband only 3 meg file) ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486/27 "2005-09-14T15:08:40Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > walking boner > > I’ve known some guys that fit this description. And I’ve known some ladies who fit this - > [@Snakescatlady](#): > > My part Siamese drove me insane with her yowling and crying when she went into heat. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486/28 "2005-09-14T18:37:39Z")
You stuck it out the window!?!? And you hit the cat with it?!?!? Damn! I don’t know what I envy more. Your ability or your perversion. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486/29 "2005-09-14T18:57:30Z")
> [@Eleusis](#): > > Oh yeah, I forgot to mention… > > I never, ever want to see an animal _come on_ to me like that again. Get on your hands and knees, _shine_ your hooha at me, look back at me with bedroom eyes, and say, “Yort?” > > It’s way worse than a dog humping your leg. Both our female cats are spayed. This does not prevent them from attempting to seduce my husband (for some odd reason, female cats find my husband irresistible\*). However, it does keep them from attempting to rape the male (neutered) cat. The seduction attempts are not nearly as blatant as a queen in heat, though. I’ve had Siamese queens in heat. The sound and the antics are unbelievable. Vets can perform a procedure to bring the cat out of heat. It involves using a kitty dildo. I leave the rest of the details to the perverted imaginations of the Teeming Millions. Unless you’re gonna breed Kitty, get her FIXED. She’ll be happier, you’ll be happier, and the neighbors will be happier. It’s much healthier for Kitty, too. Queens are in agony when they’re in heat, and unfixed girls are more susceptible to some kind of cancer. \*I told my husband that this is what he gets, for not being more specific when he wished to be a pussy magnet. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486/30 "2005-09-14T19:17:25Z")
> [@Lynn Bodoni](#): > > … unfixed girls are more susceptible to some kind of cancer. When I adopted Pepper, the vet told me that having her fixed would reduce the likelihood of feline breast cancer. I had planned on doing it anyway, since I’d previously dealt with female cats in heat, and I didn’t want to go through that again. If cost is a concern, look into an organization called [Friends of Animals](http://www.friendsofanimals.org/). Through them, you can get a female cat spayed for as little $55 at participating vets, assuming no surgical complications. Males cost even less, since the surgery is less invasive. ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486/31 "2005-09-14T19:21:18Z")
> [@Lynn Bodoni](#): > > \*I told my husband that this is what he gets, for not being more specific when he wished to be a pussy magnet. Reminds me of a cartoon I once saw. Three lumberjacks sitting around a campfire in the woods, one with a little tiny head on broad shoulders. Caption: “That’ll teach you to ask a wood nymph for a little head.” ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486/32 "2005-09-14T19:28:01Z")
> [@Snakescatlady](#): > > Reminds me of a cartoon I once saw. Three lumberjacks sitting around a campfire in the woods, one with a little tiny head on broad shoulders. Caption: “That’ll teach you to ask a wood nymph for a little head.” And be sure to speak clearly, so you don’t end up with a 12 inch pianist. ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486/33 "2005-09-14T19:29:18Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > I’m actually rather conservative when it comes to editing threads. **Veb** woulda done it. **Veb’s** cool. ---
**Author:** ![Bongmaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Bongmaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bongmaster)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486/34 "2005-09-15T14:25:47Z")
I had a female cat many years ago which we decided to let have a littler of kittens. It was hard to believe some of the sounds she made when she was in heat. The running joke was that she was looking for Raul Rauuuuullll!! RAAAUULLLLLLLL!!! And so on… ---
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486/35 "2005-09-15T15:10:11Z")
We are actually going to breed her with a ragdoll siamese stud so we opted to not have her fixed just yet. One litter and that will be it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hit-the-horny-cat-with-a-hard-on-outside-our-window/321486.md?page=1)