# I hope there's a factual answer to whatever the heck this is?? (pics) **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [September 20, 2007, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-theres-a-factual-answer-to-whatever-the-heck-this-is-pics/419813 "2007-09-20T00:31:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-theres-a-factual-answer-to-whatever-the-heck-this-is-pics/419813/41 "2007-09-20T13:59:28Z")
[QUOTE=Phlosphr] Watch out there are a lot of Poles on these Boards. šŸ˜ƒ [/QUOTE] North or South? šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![mr.jp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@mr.jp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mr.jp)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-theres-a-factual-answer-to-whatever-the-heck-this-is-pics/419813/42 "2007-09-20T15:47:12Z")
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Ocarina Que tu cuerpo es paā€™ darle alegria y cosa buena Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Ocarina Ehhhh, Ocarina ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-theres-a-factual-answer-to-whatever-the-heck-this-is-pics/419813/43 "2007-09-20T15:53:40Z")
> [@](#): > > Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Ocarina > Que tu cuerpo es paā€™ darle alegria y cosa buena > Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Ocarina > Ehhhh, Ocarina Oh my goodness. _lightbulb_ Still an impossibly stupid song though. ---
**Author:** ![tremorviolet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47774/32.png) [@tremorviolet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tremorviolet)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-theres-a-factual-answer-to-whatever-the-heck-this-is-pics/419813/44 "2007-09-20T17:06:29Z")
Someone had to do it: [occarina death ray](http://www.flickr.com/photos/7161556@N03/1412854087/) ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-theres-a-factual-answer-to-whatever-the-heck-this-is-pics/419813/45 "2007-09-20T17:18:24Z")
1920ā€™s Style Death Ocarina. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-theres-a-factual-answer-to-whatever-the-heck-this-is-pics/419813/46 "2007-09-20T17:29:53Z")
[QUOTE=tremorviolet] Someone had to do it: [occarina death ray](http://www.flickr.com/photos/7161556@N03/1412854087/) [/QUOTE] Not bad but where the hell is the treadmill? ---
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-theres-a-factual-answer-to-whatever-the-heck-this-is-pics/419813/47 "2007-09-20T17:31:02Z")
[QUOTE=tremorviolet] Someone had to do it: [occarina death ray](http://www.flickr.com/photos/7161556@N03/1412854087/) [/QUOTE] Thatā€™s awesome! Very cool! ---
**Author:** ![tremorviolet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47774/32.png) [@tremorviolet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tremorviolet)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-theres-a-factual-answer-to-whatever-the-heck-this-is-pics/419813/48 "2007-09-20T17:37:00Z")
[QUOTE=Phlosphr] Thatā€™s awesome! Very cool! [/QUOTE] Itā€™s so obvious I can photoshop. To get the full story, check out this [threar](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=436862). Funniest thing on the Dope in a long whileā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-theres-a-factual-answer-to-whatever-the-heck-this-is-pics/419813/49 "2007-09-20T19:16:52Z")
[QUOTE=tremorviolet] Itā€™s so obvious I can photoshop. To get the full story, check out this [threar](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=436862). Funniest thing on the Dope in a long whileā€¦ [/QUOTE] I knew I saw that pic some where before. Thanks good job anyway. I especially like R2-D2 riding the t-rex. ---
**Author:** ![tremorviolet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47774/32.png) [@tremorviolet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tremorviolet)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-theres-a-factual-answer-to-whatever-the-heck-this-is-pics/419813/50 "2007-09-20T19:21:24Z")
[QUOTE=Phlosphr] I knew I saw that pic some where before. Thanks good job anyway. I especially like R2-D2 riding the t-rex. [/QUOTE] Yeah, I wish that was mine, Iā€™m not that clever. šŸ™‚ BTW, I, of course, meant to type ā€œitā€™s so obvious I **canā€™t** photoshopā€, Iā€™m not taking any credit for that rotten job. (which, in fact, was not even done in photoshop, butusing Word, converted to a PDF, converted back to a JPEG.) ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-theres-a-factual-answer-to-whatever-the-heck-this-is-pics/419813/51 "2007-09-20T19:24:09Z")
To my dad, that thing could be a hammer. Maybe itā€™s an ocarina. Iā€™m just sayinā€™. **Phlosphr** : I caught you saying that you picture me looking like Chris Farley with a tool belt in another thread. You are way off, my ocarina-wielding friend. Picture Joey from ā€œFriendsā€, and youā€™d be a lot closer. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![robcaro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/df705f/32.png) [@robcaro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robcaro)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-theres-a-factual-answer-to-whatever-the-heck-this-is-pics/419813/52 "2007-09-20T19:39:59Z")
I had an ocarina when I was a kid. God that was a long time ago! ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-theres-a-factual-answer-to-whatever-the-heck-this-is-pics/419813/53 "2007-09-20T19:43:28Z")
I thought it was an Ocarina. Further research indicates it may be a proto-type Tug A Hoy. ---
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2007, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-theres-a-factual-answer-to-whatever-the-heck-this-is-pics/419813/54 "2007-09-20T20:48:00Z")
[QUOTE=Philster] To my dad, that thing could be a hammer. Maybe itā€™s an ocarina. Iā€™m just sayinā€™. **Phlosphr** : I caught you saying that you picture me looking like Chris Farley with a tool belt in another thread. You are way off, my ocarina-wielding friend. Picture Joey from ā€œFriendsā€, and youā€™d be a lot closer. šŸ™‚ [/QUOTE] I did not! You donā€™t represent Chris Farley with a tool belt, I was thinking more Barney Rubble. šŸ˜ƒ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-theres-a-factual-answer-to-whatever-the-heck-this-is-pics/419813.md?page=2)