# I hope you all go to hell **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 25, 2000, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-you-all-go-to-hell/15141 "2000-03-25T02:01:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-you-all-go-to-hell/15141/1 "2000-03-25T02:01:00Z")
because that’s where I’m going and you guys would make it a great party and it’s probably the only way I’d get to meet all of you. I love you guys! ::sniffle:: * * * I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail. ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-you-all-go-to-hell/15141/2 "2000-03-25T02:02:00Z")
Save me a seat next to the fireplace! * * * Now there’s nothing unexpected about the water giving out; “Land” is not a word we have to shout. ---
**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-you-all-go-to-hell/15141/3 "2000-03-25T02:08:00Z")
yay, VV loves me!! ::starts dancing around in a circle. That really annoys the demons, right Satan?:: * * * I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail. ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-you-all-go-to-hell/15141/4 "2000-03-25T02:18:00Z")
Let me warn ya though, you have to watch out for those succubus. I hear they will take you to the heavens (figuratively), but afterwards they suck out your soul and leave you a shriveled mess. ## Unless, of course, that is the kind of thing you are looking for 🙂 Shadowfox “The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-you-all-go-to-hell/15141/5 "2000-03-25T02:18:00Z")
I’ll bring the hot dogs if you bring the marshmallows. * * * Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99. _Hey, I like that hat, man. They sell men’s clothes where you got that?_ ---
**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-you-all-go-to-hell/15141/6 "2000-03-25T02:20:00Z")
Shad, check out my sig, goof. 😛 Oh, and the plural of succubus is succubi IIRC. Mustn’t forget S’Mores! * * * I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail. ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-you-all-go-to-hell/15141/7 "2000-03-25T02:33:00Z")
Hey, great! Anybody else like seared steak? Blackened catfish? Broiled salmon? Doper party in the Underworld! As the old saw goes, you go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company. We stole a damned space shuttle; don’t tell me we can’t solve a few air conditioning issues. [Hey, guys, wanna place bets if we can get that LeVey loser to sacrifice some Spam?] Hey, Sugarshan, great party! Veb ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-you-all-go-to-hell/15141/8 "2000-03-25T02:43:00Z")
am i the only one wondering why surgoshan is going to hell? or did i just miss something…? * * * if wishes were fishes, we could walk on the ocean. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-you-all-go-to-hell/15141/9 "2000-03-25T02:44:00Z")
Can I trade my ex-wife for a succubus, please? * * * Eagles may soar free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines. ---
**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-you-all-go-to-hell/15141/10 "2000-03-25T03:13:00Z")
Mega, check out my sig. Silly. ::Pops open a cold brewsky:: Ahh. How’s that for hellacious hospitality? There’s a snack bar over there! * * * I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail. ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-you-all-go-to-hell/15141/11 "2000-03-25T03:17:00Z")
::hops in Surgo’s lap:: Is this seat taken? 😉 * * * Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. ---
**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-you-all-go-to-hell/15141/12 "2000-03-25T03:23:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Shadowfox: > \*\*Let me warn ya though, you have to watch out for those succubus. I hear they will take you to the heavens (figuratively), but afterwards they suck out your soul and leave you a shriveled mess. > > Unless, of course, that is the kind of thing you are looking for 🙂 > > \*\* ## That kinda describes my two ex-wives in a nutshell. 😃 _…send lawyers, guns, and money…_ ``` Warren Zevon ``` ---
**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-you-all-go-to-hell/15141/13 "2000-03-25T03:24:00Z")
::giving angie a nibble and lick:: Now it is, hot stuff. * * * I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail. ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-you-all-go-to-hell/15141/14 "2000-03-25T03:30:00Z")
Did you say this was hell??? ---
**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-you-all-go-to-hell/15141/15 "2000-03-25T03:38:00Z")
No one ever said hell was a BAD place. After all, Satan’s a nice guy, right? Am I right? * * * I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail. ---
**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-you-all-go-to-hell/15141/16 "2000-03-25T05:59:00Z")
this whole day seemed like a living hell – long story, not worth it. But anyway, I could sure use the company too so everyone just hop on the next bus! I’m already here! * * * Mayor of [Snerdville](http://fathom.org/snerdville), the home of Mortimer Snerd “I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.” –Wayne Knight ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-you-all-go-to-hell/15141/17 "2000-03-25T06:21:00Z")
I’d rather be an overachiever in HELL than a lackey in Heaven. Count me in! * * * A woman needs four animals in her life: A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all. —Zsa Zsa Gabor ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-you-all-go-to-hell/15141/18 "2000-03-25T06:48:00Z")
Hell? Come on! So far we’re all probably going to Heck. Except for Anti Pro. Definitely hell bound. Oh, yeah, and WallyM7… and ChrisCTP… oops and The Lion and… crud, ya know… HELL IT IS! ## Can I turn this fire down? Seems to be a ColdFire… how very odd. 😉 Best! Byz Voted most sex obsessed. (Yeah, blow me smart ass!) ---
**Author:** ![funneefarmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@funneefarmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/funneefarmer)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-you-all-go-to-hell/15141/19 "2000-03-25T11:16:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Daniel: > \*\*this whole day seemed like a living hell – long story, not worth it. But anyway, I could sure use the company too so everyone just hop on the next bus! I’m already here! > > \*\* Yeah, I’ve heard that about Binghamton. I’d come but my handbasket is in the shop. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-you-all-go-to-hell/15141/20 "2000-03-25T13:34:00Z")
Geez, first you’re molesting the bots in the chat room, and now you want to host a party in Hell? Wait, that really does make sense, I guess. WTF, I’ve had an RSVP for Hades for some time now. I’ll see you there! * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-you-all-go-to-hell/15141.md?page=2)