# I hope your baby burns her eyes out **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 1, 2010, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-your-baby-burns-her-eyes-out/534551 "2010-04-01T09:21:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-your-baby-burns-her-eyes-out/534551/302 "2010-04-07T16:43:02Z")
> [@MTCicero](#): > > My opinion of Frylock, based on the tenor of his posts in this thread: > > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CajJyuk3P\_w](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CajJyuk3P_w) I need to buy a vowel on this one. W. T. F. ? > [@Malthus](#): > > Here’s a perfect pic for this thread. Enjoy! > > [http://farm1.static.flickr.com/159/422240048\_182cbf070d.jpg](http://farm1.static.flickr.com/159/422240048_182cbf070d.jpg) > > 😃 Now I am confused. Is that the DO picture or the DON’T picture? ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-your-baby-burns-her-eyes-out/534551/303 "2010-04-07T17:00:55Z")
> [@Sapo](#): > > Now I am confused. Is that the DO picture or the DON’T picture? I dunno what the correct response _is_ to being attacked by a horde of flying babies while naked. Other than “don’t be in that situation”. Anyway, parents of the horde should be ashamed of themselves. They have evidently quite failed to teach their super-baby offspring to be respectful of naked men’s rights. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-your-baby-burns-her-eyes-out/534551/304 "2010-04-07T18:13:23Z")
> [@MTCicero](#): > > My opinion of Frylock, based on the tenor of his posts in this thread: > > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CajJyuk3P\_w](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CajJyuk3P_w) I was expecting something more like [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSrhXM7WHKE). ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-your-baby-burns-her-eyes-out/534551/305 "2010-04-07T19:01:52Z")
> [@Malthus](#): > > I dunno what the correct response _is_ to being attacked by a horde of flying babies while naked. Other than “don’t be in that situation”. Ha ha! I love this. Sig line! ---
**Author:** ![MTCicero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a4c791/32.png) [@MTCicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MTCicero)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-your-baby-burns-her-eyes-out/534551/306 "2010-04-07T19:05:56Z")
> [@Sapo](#): > > I need to buy a vowel on this one. W. T. F. ? It means nothing, other than being an attempt to poke fun (read: assasinate character) in a very infantile fashion. And I apologize for it. Still, it made me smile at the time, and really, that’s the important part, no? (j/k) For the record: No, I don’t actually believe that Frylock is gay, and if he was I would have no problem with it. Now, if he was gay and on the swishy side, I _would_ want to be around him more, as (and I have no rationale for this other than I just always have) I find “sissies” eminently entertaining and fascinating. Like I said, I don’t know why. I just do, and I always have. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-your-baby-burns-her-eyes-out/534551/307 "2010-04-07T21:19:39Z")
> [@MTCicero](#): > > It means nothing, other than being an attempt to poke fun (read: assasinate character) in a very infantile fashion. Well, aim higher next time. Part of this place’s charm is the active competition to be insulting and witty, and “fag!” is Triassic, at best. ---
**Author:** ![BrightNShiny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@BrightNShiny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrightNShiny)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-your-baby-burns-her-eyes-out/534551/308 "2010-04-07T21:24:26Z")
> [@Frylock](#): > > Do you understand what the word “not” means? Re-read the post you quoted, look for the "not"s. You can use the word “not” as much as you want to. But your words don’t match your behavior in this thread. I think this ground has been covered to death. You have some “mysterious” reason why it’s okay for a kid to jump on a couch. We all think your a db parent who has no reason for it and is just trolling. So give it a rest and quit hijacking my thread. I’m sick of reading about how you have no intention of telling us this (non-existent) reason of yours. I would rather look at pictures of naked men being attacked by babies, which at least is funny, if not interesting. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-your-baby-burns-her-eyes-out/534551/309 "2010-04-07T21:25:50Z")
Can we please just ignore all of **Frylock** ’s posts in this thread going forward? Please? Everyone? Just pretend they don’t exist. Read them if you must, but skip right past and don’t respond. Stop engaging and he’ll go the hell away. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-your-baby-burns-her-eyes-out/534551/310 "2010-04-07T21:31:32Z")
This is the Pit! There is no place for reason here! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-your-baby-burns-her-eyes-out/534551/311 "2010-04-08T22:26:10Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > This is the Pit! There is no place for reason here! 😉 But there’s plenty of room for flying babies smothered in tabasco sauce attacking naked men! ---
**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-your-baby-burns-her-eyes-out/534551/312 "2010-04-08T22:31:50Z")
> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > But there’s plenty of room for flying babies smothered in tabasco sauce attacking naked men! _Hell_ yes!! ---
**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-your-baby-burns-her-eyes-out/534551/313 "2010-04-08T23:30:56Z")
> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > But there’s plenty of room for flying babies smothered in tabasco sauce attacking naked men! Launched from couchapults. You forgot the couchapults. ---
**Author:** ![MTCicero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a4c791/32.png) [@MTCicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MTCicero)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-your-baby-burns-her-eyes-out/534551/314 "2010-04-08T23:51:36Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Well, aim higher next time. Part of this place’s charm is the active competition to be insulting and witty, and “fag!” is Triassic, at best. You’re right, of course. I was attempting a bit of ironic knuckle draggery, failed on the former, and only delivered the latter. Hopefully it won’t happen again. ---
**Author:** ![Jolly\_Roger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/91b2a8/32.png) [@Jolly\_Roger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jolly_Roger)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-your-baby-burns-her-eyes-out/534551/315 "2010-04-09T00:28:20Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Since when can’t you punch someone for being a yelly douchebag? I hate to say it, and I hope if I were in that situation I would have restrained myself, but I would have probably beat the guy’s ass after a warning. The OP did nothing wrong. The parents should be made sterile so they can’t bring another idiot with their genes into the world. ---
**Author:** ![Jolly\_Roger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/91b2a8/32.png) [@Jolly\_Roger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jolly_Roger)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-your-baby-burns-her-eyes-out/534551/316 "2010-04-09T00:41:39Z")
> [@Frylock](#): > > Yay. > > The antecedent of that conditional definitely doesn’t support the consequent. > > In any case, in this situation, it was reasonable for me to allow the jumping to occur. Go ahead and assert otherwise again, if you’d like. Well, I wouldn’t have grabbed a kid unless there were a reason (danger to the kid, etc) but man… I have to tell you…as a person with no kids…you may not realize how fucking annoying YOUR kids are. Honestly…so when people let their obnoxious brats run rampant in a place they shouldn’t the first thing I think is “This kid has shitty parents.”. ---
**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2010, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-your-baby-burns-her-eyes-out/534551/317 "2010-04-09T00:49:07Z")
> [@Jolly\_Roger](#): > > you may not realize how fucking annoying YOUR kids are. Assuming you haven’t read the rest of the thread yet, I’ll not say anything to the substance of this post. I feel compelled, though, to be that annoying parent who claims, with no way of giving evidence, that people fairly regularly, spontaneously mention how well behaved and polite their kids are. Just, you know, for the record. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2015, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-your-baby-burns-her-eyes-out/534551/318 "2015-04-27T23:55:04Z")
> [@Frylock](#): > > ??? > Check the thread, read carefully, see things the way they really are. > [@I guess I \_do\_ cause animal deaths when I eat pre-killed meat.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-i-_do_-cause-animal-deaths-when-i-eat-pre-killed-meat/718450/84): > > You don’t care but for the record, I’m not. I do not and never have believed I kill the cow I’m eating when I eat the cow. Yet people in this thread seem to be arguing for that very claim. It’s an incredible claim for people to argue for, and you know how it is, Internet ensues. > > Not reading the rest of your post since it’s based on your misunderstanding and you don’t care. > [@I guess I \_do\_ cause animal deaths when I eat pre-killed meat.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-guess-i-_do_-cause-animal-deaths-when-i-eat-pre-killed-meat/718450/88): > > This thread was _not_ started in order to (even implicitly) repudiate that view, because I never _held_ that view. > . You know, you say “Just read the thread” or “you’re not reading what I said correctly” more than any other 10 posters. Has it occurred to you that something is grotesquely wrong with your communication skills if you have to say this in dozens of threads to multiple posters? ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-your-baby-burns-her-eyes-out/534551/319 "2015-04-28T00:20:33Z")
WTF? You bumped a five-year-old thread for that? What the hell, dude? ---
**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-your-baby-burns-her-eyes-out/534551/320 "2015-04-28T00:20:38Z")
Lost track of which thread you were posting yer quotes in, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-your-baby-burns-her-eyes-out/534551/321 "2015-04-28T00:20:58Z")
> [@Fenris](#): > > You know, you say “Just read the thread” or “you’re not reading what I said correctly” more than any other 10 posters. > > Has it occurred to you that something is grotesquely wrong with your communication skills if you have to say this in dozens of threads to multiple posters? Well, there are in fact a surprising number of posters who don’t read threads carefully. For example, I’m mystified why you felt the need to reopen a five-year-old thread to pose this non sequitur question, but maybe if I read the thread more carefully I’d figure it out. ETA: Whoa, lot of simultaneous noticing happening here. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-your-baby-burns-her-eyes-out/534551.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-your-baby-burns-her-eyes-out/534551.md?page=17)