# "I hope you're not one of those guys..."

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-youre-not-one-of-those-guys/744221>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 26, 2016, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-youre-not-one-of-those-guys/744221 "2016-01-26T01:07:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-youre-not-one-of-those-guys/744221/61 "2016-01-27T18:15:02Z")

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As **BrassPhrase** mentioned, an orgasm is said to be the best remedy for menstrual cramps. I say “said to be” because I’ve done menstrual sex only with my wife, and cramps were never a big problem for her.

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-youre-not-one-of-those-guys/744221/62 "2016-01-27T22:24:50Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> There’s also pegging and DP pegging.

DP pegging? (I know I could Google it, but, um, yeah, not gonna.)

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**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2016, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-youre-not-one-of-those-guys/744221/63 "2016-01-27T23:20:28Z")

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My first wife had incredibly strong orgasms while she was menstruating, but still didn’t like it because she found it repulsive. The other women I’ve been in relationships with wouldn’t even broach the subject. I’m 100% up for it–red wings and everything–but my partners put the kibosh on proceedings pretty consistently.

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**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2016, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-youre-not-one-of-those-guys/744221/64 "2016-01-28T00:59:45Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> 😃
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> I actually found [a pic!](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-85uIEUeBtTo/TnkuEWQB68I/AAAAAAAAAzw/hs3WIP3BSA8/s1600/Bloody+Handprint.JPG)

That doesn’t say REBEW.:mad:

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**Author:** ![Dajn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c2a13f/32.png) [@Dajn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dajn)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2016, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-youre-not-one-of-those-guys/744221/65 "2016-01-28T01:00:51Z")

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It’s not a big deal at all. A towel underneath her is fine. Big deal if you have a little blood on your dick and sone on the towel. My girlfriend loves sex when it’s that time of the month and I am more than happy to oblige.  
Now for something that will probably disgust some people. My one fetish is that I like to fuck my girl in the ass from time to time especially when I am really horny. Usually it goes ok, but there has been a time or two that I have pulled out after finishing and my dick was covered in shit. Oh well. It happens. I sometimes ask myself afterwards. ‘What the fuck is wrong with you’.

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**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2016, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-youre-not-one-of-those-guys/744221/66 "2016-01-28T01:30:13Z")

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Let us all note the “join date” above ^. Dude, wow.

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**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2016, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-youre-not-one-of-those-guys/744221/67 "2016-01-28T03:33:36Z")

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> [@scootergirl](#):
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> Let us all note the “join date” above ^. Dude, wow.

Didn’t you know that most of us talk about getting shit on our dicks within the first few posts? It’s kind of a rite of passage.

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**Author:** ![Dajn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c2a13f/32.png) [@Dajn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dajn)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2016, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-youre-not-one-of-those-guys/744221/68 "2016-01-28T05:11:38Z")

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> [@Rigamarole](#):
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> Didn’t you know that most of us talk about getting shit on our dicks within the first few posts? It’s kind of a rite of passage.

Haha. My sides. Thanks for the laughs. It’s amazing how sensitive and weak everyone is. I love it.

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**Author:** ![Dajn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c2a13f/32.png) [@Dajn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dajn)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2016, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-youre-not-one-of-those-guys/744221/69 "2016-01-28T05:15:11Z")

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And yes I still love pounding my girls tight ass. I figure she owes me one after servicing her pussy during rag times. I love my girl. She is the best.

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**Author:** ![Dajn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c2a13f/32.png) [@Dajn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dajn)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2016, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-youre-not-one-of-those-guys/744221/70 "2016-01-28T05:29:58Z")

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Listen girl. I know women are treated like shit. Look all around the world. China, india, the middle east. Women will always be second class citizens. Nothing can stop that. Believe it or not I feel bad for women.

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2016, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-youre-not-one-of-those-guys/744221/71 "2016-01-28T07:02:21Z")

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> [@Dajn](#):
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> And yes I still love pounding my girls tight ass. I figure she owes me one after servicing her pussy during rag times. I love my girl. She is the best.

Aww…🙂

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**Author:** ![kiz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7feea3/32.png) [@kiz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kiz)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2016, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-youre-not-one-of-those-guys/744221/72 "2016-01-28T10:19:58Z")

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> [@PookahMacPhellimey](#):
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> Woman here, I don’t like to have sex during my period, but not so much because of the perceived ickiness of blood, but because I just don’t generally feel well or sexy during my period and I just want to curl up and sleep.

This. I think I had sex maybe once back when I menstruated. I just couldn’t get into it, even with a towel. Horniness? Right before, not during and certainly not after. Sex was the very last thing on my mind.

I know some females are like the OP’s girlfriend. I’ve never understood it, tbh.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2016, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-youre-not-one-of-those-guys/744221/73 "2016-01-28T12:13:56Z")

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> [@Emiliana](#):
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> That doesn’t say REBEW.:mad:

Squint your eyes down and turn the screen 45 degrees to the left. My left.🆒

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2016, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-youre-not-one-of-those-guys/744221/74 "2016-01-28T14:58:29Z")

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> [@Rigamarole](#):
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> Didn’t you know that most of us talk about getting shit on our dicks within the first few posts? It’s kind of a rite of passage.

Is the SDMB initiation goat involved somehow?

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**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2016, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-youre-not-one-of-those-guys/744221/75 "2016-01-28T15:50:23Z")

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Oh yay! Mr. Shit Dick has been BANNED. That didn’t take long.  
It’s going to be a good day.  
Thanks Moderators.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2016, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-youre-not-one-of-those-guys/744221/76 "2016-01-30T18:05:09Z")

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> [@Dajn](#):
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> And yes I still love pounding my girls tight ass. I figure she owes me one after servicing her pussy during rag times. I love my girl. She is the best.

Note to self: see if Hallmark has a card with this sentiment.

I will say this:

My ex-wife liked sex during her period. At first, it kind of bothered me. There’s something disconcerting about looking down and seeing your penis covered in blood. As time went on, it got to where it was no big deal for me. I’ve earned my blood wings, grown my red beard, and whatever other euphemism you feel appropriate here.

I generally won’t initiate sex during menstruation, but I’m not above doing it if that’s what my partner wants.

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**Author:** ![harmonicamoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@harmonicamoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmonicamoon)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2016, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-youre-not-one-of-those-guys/744221/77 "2016-01-30T18:08:16Z")

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And that is how he became Superdude.

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**Author:** ![HeXen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@HeXen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeXen)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2016, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-youre-not-one-of-those-guys/744221/78 "2016-01-30T18:14:32Z")

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Put a towel down and use a rubber if the thought of period blood is gross…which it is to me so that’s what I’ve always done. And yes some women do seem to get horny around that time from my experience.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2016, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-youre-not-one-of-those-guys/744221/79 "2016-01-30T18:18:32Z")

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> [@harmonicamoon](#):
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> And that is how he became Superdude.

In my mind, I heard this to the “Brady Bunch” theme.

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**Author:** ![DinkyDink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@DinkyDink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DinkyDink)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2016, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hope-youre-not-one-of-those-guys/744221/80 "2016-01-30T22:41:51Z")

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EWWWWW! Besides, I have her that when a woman is menstruating, the uterus is all crampy, and it hurts the woman. Couldn’t imagine.  
DinkyDink

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