# I Hunger. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 14, 2005, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hunger/331039 "2005-11-14T19:46:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2005, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hunger/331039/21 "2005-11-15T06:18:55Z")
> [@Misnomer](#): > > Perhaps, but his testicles are out of control! Who can get to the well-hung goodness with those two guarding the entire lower half of his body? :eek: Maybe that’s why he asked for a _scalp_ massage 😛 . (Thanks Mbossa, I’ll keep that in mind.) ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2005, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hunger/331039/22 "2005-11-15T14:00:21Z")
Good god. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2005, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hunger/331039/23 "2005-11-15T14:28:17Z")
_laughing too hard to post_ ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2005, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hunger/331039/24 "2005-11-15T19:27:53Z")
Those aren’t testicles, they’re saddlebags. For ice. To keep the lager cold. Also, I’ve figured out **eleanorigby** ’s problem in getting a foot massage. She ain’t got none. And, **Inigo** , you’ve got something dripping out of your…uhm, punctuation. You may want to take somthing for that. Maybe penis-cillin. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hunger/331039/25 "2005-11-16T01:32:16Z")
It’s not dripping - that’s his detachable foreskin (dare I say - BAND NAME!!!?). /channelling JDT ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hunger/331039/26 "2005-11-16T01:52:29Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > It’s not dripping - that’s his detachable foreskin (dare I say - BAND NAME!!!?). > > /channelling JDT [King Missile] I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my foreskin was missing again This happens all the time, it’s detachable. [/King Missile] ---
**Author:** ![Mbossa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Mbossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mbossa)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hunger/331039/27 "2005-11-16T20:32:22Z")
See what happens when you demand nachos and beer? I hope you’ve learnt your lesson. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hunger/331039/28 "2005-11-16T20:43:33Z")
Mmmmm… I could really kill for some ambrosia and nectar right now. _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hunger/331039/29 "2005-11-16T21:04:38Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > Good god. I’m laughing too hard to post anything. Hey, this could be the start of a beautiful friendship… I thought the nonsexual 69 would work–he has my feet in his lap, while I…oh. Wait a minute. Maybe we’ll use the diagram. Caveat: I want my feet, please! And _I’m_ the gorgeous one–HE is the one with the nachos and beer. Jeesh. I ask you to do one thing… :rolleyes: 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hunger/331039/30 "2005-11-16T22:54:31Z")
I’ll try to explain the stick figures for you (in spite of those stick figures defying explanation) - see, the stick figure with the cantalopes for balls is saying, “You’re gorgeous,” and the stick figure with the cantalopes for boobs is saying, “Here is your nachos and beer.” It’s all good, dawg. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hunger/331039/31 "2005-11-16T22:55:51Z")
:smack: Did I mention I had blonde hair? jeesh–I am one pathetic excuse for brains today! ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hunger/331039/32 "2005-11-16T22:57:53Z")
**eleanorigby** , if I told you you’re beautiful, would you get me some beer and nachos? _:: d&r ::_ ---
**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hunger/331039/33 "2005-11-16T23:06:44Z")
> [@Ponder Stibbons](#): > > **eleanorigby** , if I told you you’re beautiful, would you get me some beer and nachos? I fear that **Inigo** ’s enormous testicles have ruined her for all other men… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hunger/331039/34 "2005-11-16T23:16:09Z")
Nah–it’s his !. It’s just so exciting! Everytime I see !, I get all ! That is one big !, I’m telling you. **Ponder** --beer and nachos require beautiful compliment AND foot massage. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hunger/331039/35 "2005-11-16T23:28:01Z")
Eleanor Rigby Picks up the nachos in the sofa where a Ponder has been Lives in a dream… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hunger/331039/36 "2005-11-17T00:35:12Z")
My ! is soooooooo big. Hey beautiful, won’t you rub you feet on my kitchen floor and gimme some more 'dem nachos. I love you, you know. Always have. So…a beer too then, right? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hunger/331039/37 "2005-11-17T15:33:09Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > My ! is soooooooo big.\ {Channeling Johnny Carso (or was it The Match Game?)}How big is it? Hey, I just realized that an erect ! is a i. We’re really pushing back the internet frontiers here today, kids. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hunger/331039/38 "2005-11-17T15:35:02Z")
Johnny Carso? Imagine that there is an “n” on the end of that. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hunger/331039/39 "2005-11-17T16:40:58Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > My ! is soooooooo big. > Hey beautiful, won’t you rub you feet on my kitchen floor and gimme some more 'dem nachos. I love you, you know. Always have. So…a beer too then, right? Is there room in the kitchen for the nachos, the beer, my feet and your ! ? It may be i, but I like ! better. Has more !mpact, so to speak. (why do I get a sneaky feeling that **Inigo** just wants nachos and beer?) Will noone think of my non-smelly, darn cute feet? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hunger/331039/40 "2005-11-17T17:03:49Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > (why do I get a sneaky feeling that **Inigo** just wants nachos and beer?) The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Foot-rubbing requires affection (or fetish), you want affection? Gimme nachos & beers. Good beers. Nachos are always good. The better the treats, the better the lovin’. Ain’t nothin free, you know that. You gorgeous thing, you. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hunger/331039.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hunger/331039.md?page=3)