# I Hunger.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hunger/331039>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 14, 2005, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hunger/331039 "2005-11-14T19:46:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hunger/331039/41 "2005-11-17T17:18:18Z")

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I’d like four fried chickens and a coke.

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hunger/331039/42 "2005-11-17T17:22:55Z")

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> [@Inigo Montoya](#):
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> The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Foot-rubbing requires affection (or fetish), you want affection? Gimme nachos & beers. Good beers. Nachos are always good. The better the treats, the better the lovin’.\*\* Ain’t nothin free, you know that.\*\*\* You gorgeous thing, you.

\*bolding mine.

And the door swings both ways, mister. I’ll leave my socks on, how about that?

How about I bring in a beer and some nachos and we sit together and you rub my feet. After we eat, I’ll massage your scalp.

Any other massage we can negotiate later–after some more beer.  
Heh.

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**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hunger/331039/43 "2005-11-17T17:54:41Z")

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> [@Zebra](#):
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> I’d like four fried chickens and a coke.

😃  
Figured you’d take the good one. I ain’t ordering dry toast.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hunger/331039/44 "2005-11-17T18:32:54Z")

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Heck, **EleanorRigby** , I’m sure I could find guys that would _pay_ to massage your tootsies. I’m sure we can work something out.

:: dons his broad-brimmed hat, fur cape and goldfish platform shoes and goes out to find a guy that will truly _enjoy_ rubbing **EleanorRigby** ’s feet ::

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2005, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hunger/331039/45 "2005-11-19T12:12:29Z")

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> [@ShibbOleth](#):
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> :: dons his broad-brimmed hat, fur cape and goldfish platform shoes and goes out to find a guy that will truly _enjoy_ rubbing **EleanorRigby** ’s feet ::

Erp. Gah.

Mine are conventional, boring feet…ten toes, ten toenails, high arches, no bunions…  
_goldfish platforms?_ --I am picturing goldfish swimming around in the heels!

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