I identify with Gimli. How about you?

[choie]

@Oy

You know, I started going through this whole mental explanation of how they’re probably for sexual display, like birds or antelopes or some such

Antelopes got wings!

[Surly_Chick]

Eowyn, no doubt. She doesn’t want to be pigeon-holed into tradional women’s roles and can kick ass.

[Oy]

@choie

@Oy

You know, I started going through this whole mental explanation of how they’re probably for sexual display, like birds or antelopes or some such

Antelopes got wings!

I like it.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

@Elendil_s_Heir

Well, given my username, you can probably guess…

Isildur?

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

:: shakes mighty but anguished fist at Skald ::

[Knorf]

@Elendil_s_Heir

@Skald_the_Rhymer

Isildur?

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

:: shakes mighty but anguished fist at Skald ::

Arvedui, then?

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Good thing Gondor doesn’t have the death penalty anymore…

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@Elendil_s_Heir

@Skald_the_Rhymer

Isildur?

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

:: shakes mighty but anguished fist at Skald ::

[innocent face]

Does Elendil have another heir I don’t know about?

[/innocent face]

[Knorf]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

@Elendil_s_Heir

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

:: shakes mighty but anguished fist at Skald ::

[innocent face]

Does Elendil have another heir I don’t know about?

[/innocent face]

He must be thinking of Anárion.

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@Knorf

@Skald_the_Rhymer

[innocent face]

Does Elendil have another heir I don’t know about?

[/innocent face]

He must be thinking of Anárion.

Anárion predeceased Elendil.

[Knorf]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

Anárion predeceased Elendil.

Hmmm, good point. And Isildur was older anyway.

Argeleb, then.

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@Knorf

@Skald_the_Rhymer

Anárion predeceased Elendil.

Hmmm, good point. And Isildur was older anyway.

Argeleb, then.

I wonder which of us Elendil’s Heir will shoot first.

:: puts minions in a defensive posture on general principles ::

[Knorf]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

I wonder which of us Elendil’s Heir will shoot first.

:: puts minions in a defensive posture on general principles ::

:: Runs into cover, shouting, “What about Eärnur?!”

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@Knorf

@Skald_the_Rhymer

I wonder which of us Elendil’s Heir will shoot first.

:: puts minions in a defensive posture on general principles ::

:: Runs into cover, shouting, “What about Eärnur?!”

Good god, man. You’re embarrassing yourself. Aulë gave us shotguns for a reason.

[Peremensoe]

@Chronos

I’ll just smooth over some hard feelings here by pointing out that Isildur wasn’t a Lord of the Rings character.

He does appear in some movie scenes.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

In the text of LOTR, Elrond also describes urging Isildur to cast the One Ring into the fires of Mount Doom after Sauron’s fall, and Isildur’s refusal.

The putz. :smack:

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@Elendil_s_Heir

In the text of LOTR, Elrond also describes urging Isildur to cast the One Ring into the fires of Mount Doom after Sauron’s fall, and Isildur’s refusal.

The putz. :smack:

Fool of a Took! Nothing that happened with the Ring was Elrond’s fault! He was not a putz!

[palindromemordnilap]

Barliman Butterbur. “One thing drives out another” is a phrase that seems to apply to me a lot.

[Qadgop_the_Mercotan]

I identify with the Gondorian loremaster who natters on to Aragorn about asëa aranion being the name for kingsfoil, or athelas, in the Noble Tongue (Quenya).

[Knorf]

@Qadgop_the_Mercotan

I identify with the Gondorian loremaster who natters on to Aragorn about asëa aranion being the name for kingsfoil, or athelas, in the Noble Tongue (Quenya).

Thread won.

[The_Hamster_King]

@Surly_Chick

Eowyn, no doubt. She doesn’t want to be pigeon-holed into tradional women’s roles and can kick ass.

My daughter called her “The Horsey Princess” to contrast her with “The Kissy Princess”.