# I Inadvertently Turned My Youngest Son Into Charlie Sheen! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2011, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-inadvertently-turned-my-youngest-son-into-charlie-sheen/588928 "2011-07-13T21:56:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-inadvertently-turned-my-youngest-son-into-charlie-sheen/588928/1 "2011-07-13T21:56:57Z")
I never really watched _Two And A Half Men_. Yesterday I was at Wal-Mart buying some soccer stuff for my sons, and while I was there I found some cheap shirts I thought would be cute for them. Today I dressed my youngest in one of his, I thought he looked like a little man. All the girls at his daycare giggled and said he looked like Charlie Sheen. Charlie: [http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Men\_DVD/two\_and\_a\_half\_men\_\_3\_.jpg&imgrefurl=http://collider.com/dvd/article.asp/aid/5849/tcid/3&usg=\_\_P3F4IubF9KlE12pCKqaM1zMzLbU=&h=892&w=600&sz=98&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=WfkInhKYNIx2cM:&tbnh=152&tbnw=98&ei=GRQeTqDhHqyPsAKknYnVCA&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dcharlie%2Bsheen%2Btwo%2Band%2Ba%2Bhalf%2Bmen%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D961%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=352&page=1&ndsp=33&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0&tx=35&ty=82&biw=1280&bih=961](http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Two_and_a_Half_Men_DVD/two_and_a_half_men __3_.jpg&imgrefurl=http://collider.com/dvd/article.asp/aid/5849/tcid/3&usg=__ P3F4IubF9KlE12pCKqaM1zMzLbU=&h=892&w=600&sz=98&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=WfkInhKYNIx2cM:&tbnh=152&tbnw=98&ei=GRQeTqDhHqyPsAKknYnVCA&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dcharlie%2Bsheen%2Btwo%2Band%2Ba%2Bhalf%2Bmen%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D961%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=352&page=1&ndsp=33&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0&tx=35&ty=82&biw=1280&bih=961) Jacob (obviously on the right, photo taken this morning): [http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp360/sgenetti77/001.jpg](http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp360/sgenetti77/001.jpg) Yeah. ---
**Author:** ![Ura-Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/51bf81/32.png) [@Ura-Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ura-Maru)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-inadvertently-turned-my-youngest-son-into-charlie-sheen/588928/2 "2011-07-13T22:18:52Z")
Oddly, Charlie Sheen’s parents say the same thing . . . ---
**Author:** ![dangermom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@dangermom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dangermom)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-inadvertently-turned-my-youngest-son-into-charlie-sheen/588928/3 "2011-07-13T22:35:36Z")
Well, that’s disturbing. 😃 What a cutie you’ve got there! Once upon a time, I sort of dated a guy who was a dead ringer for Charlie Sheen. Every time I see a news story about Sheen, I wonder what happened to that guy… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-inadvertently-turned-my-youngest-son-into-charlie-sheen/588928/4 "2011-07-13T22:39:09Z")
You mean Charlie Harper. Charlie Sheen hates bowling shirts. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-inadvertently-turned-my-youngest-son-into-charlie-sheen/588928/5 "2011-07-13T22:49:01Z")
> [@dangermom](#): > > Well, that’s disturbing. 😃 What a cutie you’ve got there! > > Once upon a time, I sort of dated a guy who was a dead ringer for Charlie Sheen. Every time I see a news story about Sheen, I wonder what happened to that guy… Thanks! Both of them are cuties. You should see a closeup of Jacob’s big blue eyes and his eyelashes, which are the envy of every female he meets. I worry about him being a womanizer like his idol. ---
**Author:** ![Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/278dde/32.png) [@Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Runs_With_Scissors)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-inadvertently-turned-my-youngest-son-into-charlie-sheen/588928/6 "2011-07-13T23:15:11Z")
The other day I was at a department store trying to find a dress shirt. They also had the shirts you’ve linked above, and the first thought that went through my head when I saw them was, “I’d look like Charlie Sheen.” I’m better looking, though 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-inadvertently-turned-my-youngest-son-into-charlie-sheen/588928/7 "2011-07-14T01:01:49Z")
Has Charlie Sheen really gone on record as saying he hates the retro bowling shirts that his character Charlie Harper wears? ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-inadvertently-turned-my-youngest-son-into-charlie-sheen/588928/8 "2011-07-14T01:17:38Z")
I have never watched a single episode of that show, but I am pretty sure my dad was literally wearing that exact same shirt years before the show ever existed. I don’t mean he had a shirt like it, I mean I think he had THAT shirt. (The one in the OP’s photo of Sheen.) Is it Tommy Bahama? ---
**Author:** ![lisiate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f05b48/32.png) [@lisiate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisiate)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-inadvertently-turned-my-youngest-son-into-charlie-sheen/588928/9 "2011-07-14T01:39:08Z")
Wow, you dad must be pretty short. (And the shirt’s lasted extremely well). Damn, I thought you meant the picture of the kid. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-inadvertently-turned-my-youngest-son-into-charlie-sheen/588928/10 "2011-07-14T03:28:11Z")
> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > Jacob (obviously on the right, photo taken this morning): [http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp360/sgenetti77/001.jpg](http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp360/sgenetti77/001.jpg) If it’s any consolation, he’s gonna score _ **so** _ much tail in that shirt. ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-inadvertently-turned-my-youngest-son-into-charlie-sheen/588928/11 "2011-07-14T16:15:44Z")
Hmm, I’da guessed Chandler Bing before Charlie Sheen. [Chandler](http://caro.officialpsds.com/images/thumbs/Chandler-Bing-psd52252.png) ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-inadvertently-turned-my-youngest-son-into-charlie-sheen/588928/12 "2011-07-14T16:38:10Z")
> [@a35362](#): > > Hmm, I’da guessed Chandler Bing before Charlie Sheen. > > [Chandler](http://caro.officialpsds.com/images/thumbs/Chandler-Bing-psd52252.png) Him too! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-inadvertently-turned-my-youngest-son-into-charlie-sheen/588928/13 "2011-07-14T16:42:39Z")
> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > All the girls at his daycare giggled and said he looked like Charlie Sheen. Bitches. All the bitches at his daycare giggled and said he looked like Charlie Sheen.😃 ---
**Author:** ![limegreen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/82dd89/32.png) [@limegreen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/limegreen)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-inadvertently-turned-my-youngest-son-into-charlie-sheen/588928/14 "2011-07-14T19:26:39Z")
They’re both very cute, and sure to have the girls lining up. The mischievous twinkle in the little one’s eyes bodes for…interesting times. (I have one of those, too.) ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-inadvertently-turned-my-youngest-son-into-charlie-sheen/588928/15 "2011-07-14T20:16:18Z")
When I was the age of that young one, I had zero interest in fashion. Doesn’t look like it bothers him either. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-inadvertently-turned-my-youngest-son-into-charlie-sheen/588928/16 "2011-07-14T21:29:57Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Bitches. All the bitches at his daycare giggled and said he looked like Charlie Sheen.😃 😃 Actually, some of those bitches are quite cute. I just might ask one of them out, but they probably will think I am a dirty old man as most of them are in their early 20’s and I am 41…and they’d be right…I am! > [@limegreen](#): > > They’re both very cute, and sure to have the girls lining up. The mischievous twinkle in the little one’s eyes bodes for…interesting times. (I have one of those, too.) Oh you nailed that. Jacob is Dennis the Menace reincarnated for the 21st century. A no-holds barred, head-butting whirling dervish of a boy, made out of snails and puppy dog’s tails. He is a badass…impervious to pain. He knocked out one of his front baby teeth earlier this year while being chased by a schoolmate, looking over his shoulder, and **BAM** , face-first into the side of a metal slide. The ladies at daycare told me he didn’t cry at all…he was upset that he was “going to die because he was losing all his blood”. He’s a bundle of something. > [@mlees](#): > > When I was the age of that young one, I had zero interest in fashion. Doesn’t look like it bothers him either. Oh he doesn’t really care much what he wears, although I have to curtail his pride in his superhero underwear at times, lest he show everybody! 😃