# I just accidentally ate a pube **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 22, 2012, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-accidentally-ate-a-pube/629012 "2012-07-22T01:57:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-accidentally-ate-a-pube/629012/21 "2012-07-23T18:08:18Z")
> [@Confused dart cum](#): > > I was sitting at the computer naked, and pulling out long nostril hairs and eating them (I assume you probably shouldn’t do this but no one has actually ever told me not to). _Well, better late than never…_ Dude, don’t eat nose hairs. _ **No!** __ **Bad!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-accidentally-ate-a-pube/629012/22 "2012-07-23T18:18:01Z")
> [@corkboard](#): > > what the… \ you were eating your nostril hairs? On purpose? > > the fuck, dude? Maybe he should try to get on one of those reality shows, like the woman who eats dryer sheets. ---
**Author:** ![tapu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@tapu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tapu)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-accidentally-ate-a-pube/629012/23 "2012-07-23T18:19:52Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Ok. What worse things are there to eat? I don’t want to get detailed, but you’re the source. (you, generic plural) ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-accidentally-ate-a-pube/629012/24 "2012-07-24T07:46:10Z")
> [@Confused dart cum](#): > > I was sitting at the computer naked, and pulling out long nostril hairs and eating them (I assume you probably shouldn’t do this but no one has actually ever told me not to). > > Anyhow somehow with the nakeness, my not concentrating on hands, and not thinking I ate one of my own pubes and only realised when it was too late. I wouldn’t worry too much about it. It’s not as though you’ve just dropped your standards, or anything. ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-accidentally-ate-a-pube/629012/25 "2012-07-24T09:17:25Z")
> [@Confused dart cum](#): > > Anyhow somehow with the nakeness, my not concentrating on hands, and not thinking I ate one of my own pubes and only realised when it was too late. You know, you’ve just shared with us behavior that, in all likelihood, isn’t likely to be replicated by anyone anywhere. So, erm, thank you for that. I’m going to go ahead and ask the questions on everyone’s mind: do you have curly nostril hairs? And aside from texture, did the two hair types taste different? ---
**Author:** ![Becky2844](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Becky2844](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky2844)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-accidentally-ate-a-pube/629012/26 "2012-07-24T10:22:34Z")
> [@ThisSpaceForRent](#): > > Class of 2012 once again shows ignorance…nothing to see here. > zzzzzz… Time to pull up your lawn chair and start yelling at the kids? ---
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-accidentally-ate-a-pube/629012/27 "2012-07-24T10:29:54Z")
> [@corkboard](#): > > what the… \ you were eating your nostril hairs? On purpose? > > the fuck, dude? They have all the great taste of actual boogers, but with less calories! And sodium!😃 ---
**Author:** ![Becky2844](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Becky2844](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky2844)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-accidentally-ate-a-pube/629012/28 "2012-07-24T10:31:49Z")
> [@Confused dart cum](#): > > I thought I was eating nostril hair. Truthfully, that’s not a good reason, is it? > > Time to go to bed I think. If you habitually eat nose hairs, do you find the accompaning mucus to be too high in sodium content? ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-accidentally-ate-a-pube/629012/29 "2012-07-24T12:49:25Z")
> [@tapu](#): > > I don’t want to get detailed, but you’re the source. (you, generic plural) Are you implying semen? If so, I’m glad I’m with a woman that enjoys ingesting it and doesn’t think of it as a “worse thing”. ---
**Author:** ![tapu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@tapu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tapu)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-accidentally-ate-a-pube/629012/30 "2012-07-24T13:33:24Z")
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