# I just ate 3 mushrooms

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-ate-3-mushrooms/33480>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 17, 2000, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-ate-3-mushrooms/33480 "2000-09-17T07:49:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-ate-3-mushrooms/33480/81 "2003-12-16T11:34:37Z")

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_shakes head in total reminiscence_… There’s NO WAY I would ever want to do the mushroom experience again… Too many hours of just wanting to ring the hospital to admit myself and have my stomach pumped because I felt so incredily sick, plus seeing my cat ripped to shreds by a huge dog, and fur laying all over the front lawn, having a shower and seeing my reflection in the mirror (through the steam that covered the surface of the mirror, and thinking half my face was peeling off… total freak-out!) … Hours and hours of total panic and non-enjoyment… although I must admit after about 4 hours I sat down and played at my piano (even though the keys of my piano seemed to stretch out before me and then curve behind me, yet I could still comfortably reach ALL the notes!!! Umm-yeah sure… but that’s how it looked and felt, OK?!) Once things settled down it was a total blast… but, no sadly perhaps, I won’t tread down THAT path again!

Anyway, enjoy, all those that wish to indulge… I prefer to stay coherent (shickered, perhaps, but still moreso coherent)! 🆒

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**Author:** ![Small\_Clanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@Small\_Clanger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Clanger)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-ate-3-mushrooms/33480/82 "2003-12-16T12:32:31Z")

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Thank og there was no SDMB in my day, My first trip\* I phoned my then GF and gave her the **Homer** treatment, oops.

Tips:

1. Don’t look in a mirror.
2. Re-constructing the whole universe on your own is hard work, you may want to reconsider  
\*acid mushrooms scared me.

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**Author:** ![heresiarch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-ate-3-mushrooms/33480/83 "2003-12-16T12:40:05Z")

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What brought on this flashback? Was someone searching the archives for “Shoehorn Butterhorse”?

Homer’s Odyssey - 😃 - nice one!

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-ate-3-mushrooms/33480/84 "2003-12-16T13:05:01Z")

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Oh man, I feel like I just stumpled across a classic SDMB thread. What else can be said where the OP goes from

I’m going to do some mushrooms, back in a little bit…

to

…I’m subcontracting my breathing out to a guy in Pittsburg.

Holy shit that was funny. Reminds me of the good old days.

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-ate-3-mushrooms/33480/85 "2003-12-16T13:12:06Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by manwithaplan \*  
> I’m not sure if I want to revisit that either but how many are there?

IIRC, it was nigh on 3 years ago, there was a clump of about 20-30. I just left them in the garden.

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> I’m not sure it would be the same without the 44B though. I was trying to remember the route number so I checked the Dublin Bus website. If their current timetable was in operation then, we’d hardly have done mushrooms at all. There’s no bus between 08.20 and 16.00 on a Saturday!

that would have defiantly spoilt our picking buzz but I do remember having to stay in Johnny Fox’s pub out of our heads waiting on the bus to come.

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> We should ask **Homer** if his Da has a shed;).

😉 😃

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-ate-3-mushrooms/33480/86 "2003-12-16T16:57:12Z")

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Ya know, we really hate it when people bring up old threads.

your humble TubaDiva  
Administrator

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