# I just ate a Microwave Cheesburger. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 15, 2003, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-ate-a-microwave-cheesburger/148651 "2003-01-15T01:36:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-ate-a-microwave-cheesburger/148651/1 "2003-01-15T01:36:26Z")
And now I want about 5 more. S’s just a shame it’s 1:26am and there’s no-where open to buy some. Arse. ---
**Author:** ![RadioWave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/91b2a8/32.png) [@RadioWave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RadioWave)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-ate-a-microwave-cheesburger/148651/2 "2003-01-15T02:07:12Z")
Scientist #1: My God! It looks like some kind of half-man, half-lobster creature. Scientest #2: Yes, but look at these slides. Scientist #1: It’s growing at an extraordinary rate. At this speed, it will be the size of St. Paul’s Cathedral in 16 hours. Scientest #2: Good Lord. Something must have irradiated its food supply! Lobsang: Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ---
**Author:** ![sundog66](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@sundog66](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sundog66)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-ate-a-microwave-cheesburger/148651/3 "2003-01-15T07:59:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lobsang \* > \*\*I just ate a Microwave Cheesburger. \*\* My condolences. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-ate-a-microwave-cheesburger/148651/4 "2003-01-15T13:13:29Z")
**Lobsang** rises from the water of Toyko Harbour, screeching his rage against all Mankind. The irradiated Doper stalks the city, blasting tanks & tall buildings with his Atomic Breath. BRRRAAAAWWWW!!! ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-ate-a-microwave-cheesburger/148651/5 "2003-01-15T13:29:50Z")
[japanese singing voice] LOBASANG!!! loba-loba-loba LOBASANG!!! ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-ate-a-microwave-cheesburger/148651/6 "2003-01-15T13:33:32Z")
Was it pre-ketchuped? Did it have salad already in? If so, how did you feel about those elements being hot? Did the bread go soggy? Were you drunk? ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-ate-a-microwave-cheesburger/148651/7 "2003-01-15T13:36:14Z")
I like microwaved cheeseburgers. Especially the ones you get from British Rail buffet cars. I know it’s wrong, but I can’t help it. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-ate-a-microwave-cheesburger/148651/8 "2003-01-15T14:03:46Z")
You’re going to die, you know. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-ate-a-microwave-cheesburger/148651/9 "2003-01-15T14:04:42Z")
Mmmm. White Castle Frozen CheezeBurgers. Damn. I think about those, and it makes me wish I still got high. I’d smoke a great big bong, and eat a whole box of 'em. Yum. :Wanders away, muttering: ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-ate-a-microwave-cheesburger/148651/10 "2003-01-15T15:49:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jjimm \* > \*\*Was it pre-ketchuped? Did it have salad already in? If so, how did you feel about those elements being hot? Did the bread go soggy? Were you drunk? \*\* NoNoNotApplicableYesYes(Very) ---
**Author:** ![jk1245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-ate-a-microwave-cheesburger/148651/11 "2003-01-15T18:06:24Z")
mmmmm…nothing like late night drunk food. Here in Madison, we have a Mexican place right downtown in the “pub-crawl” zone that advertises “burritos as big as your head”. Is it any coincidence they (and a gyro place) prominently display the fact that they open til an hour and a half after bar-time? ---
**Author:** ![BonoVox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@BonoVox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BonoVox)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-ate-a-microwave-cheesburger/148651/12 "2003-01-15T22:12:02Z")
Mctaggart’s is open until 3am, so I can get white castles till then. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-ate-a-microwave-cheesburger/148651/13 "2003-01-15T22:50:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jk1245 \* > \*\*mmmmm…nothing like late night drunk food. > > Here in Madison, we have a Mexican place right downtown in the “pub-crawl” zone that advertises “burritos as big as your head”. > > Is it any coincidence they (and a gyro place) prominently display the fact that they open til an hour and a half after bar-time? \*\* La Bamba!! We had the same place in Champaign, IL. We also had a gyro place that was open after the bars closed, but I couldn’t go in there, even drunk. (There was an Onion news in brief titled “Disgusting Gyro Meat Magically Turns Delicious After 1am”, which was set in Champaign, ironically, and which described the situation perfectly.) I could go for a burrito as big as my head right about now. Does your La Bamba have the disturbing burrito-head football player mural on the wall? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-ate-a-microwave-cheesburger/148651/14 "2003-01-16T01:10:25Z")
Do you guys have Donner Kebabs? I could just eat about 7 of them right now! ---
**Author:** ![caveman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/caveman/32/7242_2.png) [@caveman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caveman)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-ate-a-microwave-cheesburger/148651/15 "2003-01-16T05:35:22Z")
I’ll have a microwave burger now and then (H-E-B has rather good ones), but never with the bun included…eeew! soggy, squishy bun… ---
**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-ate-a-microwave-cheesburger/148651/16 "2003-01-16T06:15:32Z")
mmmm Souvlaki with garlic sauce mmmmmm me hungry ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-ate-a-microwave-cheesburger/148651/17 "2003-01-16T06:37:16Z")
I actually like those microwave sausage/egg/cheese biscuits/muffins/croissants commonly found in 7-11’s and such. \ ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Blunty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@Captain\_Blunty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Blunty)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-ate-a-microwave-cheesburger/148651/18 "2003-01-16T06:37:29Z")
I love microwave hamburgers after a night on the piss… but you can’t go past Pluto pops, you know, the type the vendor sells out front of the pub? Mmmmmm. ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-ate-a-microwave-cheesburger/148651/19 "2003-01-16T10:31:47Z")
> [@](#): > > Do you guys have Donner Kebabs? Donner kebab = gyro in the US. I love post-pub donners from the van. Rar. ---
**Author:** ![jk1245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2003, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-ate-a-microwave-cheesburger/148651/20 "2003-01-18T05:33:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Giraffe \* > \*\*La Bamba!! We had the same place in Champaign, IL. We also had a gyro place that was open after the bars closed, but I couldn’t go in there, even drunk. (There was an Onion news in brief titled “Disgusting Gyro Meat Magically Turns Delicious After 1am”, which was set in Champaign, ironically, and which described the situation perfectly.) > > I could go for a burrito as big as my head right about now. Does your La Bamba have the disturbing burrito-head football player mural on the wall? \*\* You betcha! Wouldn’t be La Bamba’s w/o the burrito headed football player. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-ate-a-microwave-cheesburger/148651.md?page=2)