# I Just Bought a Hat!: In which I describe the culmination of a childhood dream.

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 5, 2005, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-bought-a-hat-in-which-i-describe-the-culmination-of-a-childhood-dream/288567 "2005-02-05T20:53:27Z")\
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**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2005, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-bought-a-hat-in-which-i-describe-the-culmination-of-a-childhood-dream/288567/21 "2005-02-07T01:43:55Z")

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Men in **Hats** look awesome. They are so cool. Men in caps look like little boys, but men in **Hats** are suave and sophisticated.

I’m happy for you that you bought the **Hat**. Wear it and know you look great!

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