# I just chatted with a supermodel!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 27, 1999, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-chatted-with-a-supermodel/12293 "1999-12-27T03:51:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![skarpallu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de053/32.png) [@skarpallu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skarpallu)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 1999, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-chatted-with-a-supermodel/12293/1 "1999-12-27T03:51:00Z")
Of course, the moment she found I was an Engineer, she ignored me… But what the heck…This is the sensation I had when I saw my first female nipple… [http://www.mango.es/caras/img/fernanda\_tavares.jpg](http://www.mango.es/caras/img/fernanda_tavares.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 1999, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-chatted-with-a-supermodel/12293/2 "1999-12-27T03:56:00Z")
Awww I’m glad I could make your night so memorable 😉 * * * We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 1999, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-chatted-with-a-supermodel/12293/3 "1999-12-27T04:00:00Z")
Sue…did you show this man your nipple… Ya gotta stop doing that! * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 1999, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-chatted-with-a-supermodel/12293/4 "1999-12-27T04:01:00Z")
Sue, I see PCW taught you well… 😉 * * * Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle. ---
**Author:** ![skarpallu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de053/32.png) [@skarpallu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skarpallu)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 1999, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-chatted-with-a-supermodel/12293/5 "1999-12-27T04:06:00Z")
Thanks Fernanda… Hey Sue, how about sending me that nude portfolio of yours now… ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 1999, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-chatted-with-a-supermodel/12293/6 "1999-12-27T04:16:00Z")
We’re all thrilled for you. Really. ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 1999, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-chatted-with-a-supermodel/12293/7 "1999-12-27T04:16:00Z")
umm hon… I could send it to you but it is gonna cost you a mule! * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 1999, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-chatted-with-a-supermodel/12293/8 "1999-12-27T04:40:00Z")
40 acres and a mule? Gee! (See Gone with the Wind) And sugar, I don’t know WHAT you were thinking but every single woman here (including the married ones) are super models. That’s right! All of us are 6’2, blond/blue and 100 pounds! Of course we have blond eyes and blue hair but still… we all poof and smell like perfume. Even our private parts are like chemical infested waters… ## Your results may vary. Seek therapy if you believe me. Offer void in Utah. Best! Byz ---
**Author:** ![skarpallu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de053/32.png) [@skarpallu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skarpallu)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 1999, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-chatted-with-a-supermodel/12293/9 "1999-12-27T05:13:00Z")
Awww…comeon…i know “Fernanda” probably was a fake. But you all HAD to crush the illusion right? Goes away sulking… ---
**Author:** ![RTA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b4bc9f/32.png) [@RTA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTA)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 1999, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-chatted-with-a-supermodel/12293/10 "1999-12-27T12:45:00Z")
Next time you chat with her, tell her to stop stalking me or I’ll take out the restraining order. I’ll do it … I swear!