# I just found out I'm married to a Doper! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 20, 2000, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-out-im-married-to-a-doper/26210 "2000-07-20T04:29:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-out-im-married-to-a-doper/26210/21 "2000-07-20T15:30:03Z")
**Tymp** , what? Have I’ve ever kept any secrets from the Dope? **Scotticher** , I’ve never heard anything about this “crush thread” either. You must be right; it must be UL. psst… psst… :whispers: **phouka** , never let a crazed animal know you’re afraid. ---
**Author:** ![BigJoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@BigJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigJoe)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-out-im-married-to-a-doper/26210/22 "2000-07-20T15:46:02Z")
Welcome lilah. Don’t worry, the doctor’s assure us that FreakFreely’s condition is not contagious. 😃 However, this place is highly addictive. ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-out-im-married-to-a-doper/26210/23 "2000-07-20T17:16:44Z")
Remember, Nen, small circulated bills only. We will know lilah is a sock puppet instead of Nen’s wife if she starts posting agreeing with him. (No honey. Just checking the stock market. I’m signing off now.) ---
**Author:** ![lilah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e36b37/32.png) [@lilah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lilah)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-out-im-married-to-a-doper/26210/24 "2000-07-20T22:26:22Z")
i’d like to thank everyone for their very kind welcome–a couple of notes in particular: tymp–with you looking out for me, i know i didn’t have anything to worry about anyway… freakfreely–who do you think it was who got him into all that stuff? talkinsquirrel–if i were to reveal his nicknames, he could reveal mine. that would be bad. very bad indeed…(tymp, you stay out of this) unclebeer–nen was the (then) boyfriend in the story. now we both have metalless nipples… ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-out-im-married-to-a-doper/26210/25 "2000-07-20T22:30:20Z")
Hi! Glad to have you aboard! You SURE you don’t have any secrets to spill? ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-out-im-married-to-a-doper/26210/26 "2000-07-20T22:31:00Z")
Ahh, screw asking **nen** and **lilah** for dirt – let’s just hook **Tymp** up to a car battery until the gossip starts to flow!! Welcome aboard, lilah! Sua ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-out-im-married-to-a-doper/26210/27 "2000-07-20T22:33:03Z")
Wow. All that cool stuff Nen’s in to, and he’s married. Bummer. Oh well, so am I. 😃 Welcome, lilah! You’ll like it here, really! And don’t worry–the SDMB brand only hurts for a minute. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-out-im-married-to-a-doper/26210/28 "2000-07-21T00:31:24Z")
hello lilah. You don’t want to know what felching or squicking are. You don’t want to click on the three page thread started by Satan. You don’t want to go to the Pit. Other than that, have fun and be sure to tell us your pet name for Nen! Here’s hoping it’s Boo Boo. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-out-im-married-to-a-doper/26210/29 "2000-07-21T00:37:49Z")
Welcome lilah. I’d just like to point out, in a moment of unabashed self promotion, that my ear plugs are bigger than Nen’s. And you know what they say about men with big ear plugs 😉 😉 that’s right, they have big ears. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-out-im-married-to-a-doper/26210/30 "2000-07-21T11:04:53Z")
Don’t know about you, but the things that people tell me I don’t want to know about tend to be the first things I try to find out about. Somewhat reminiscient of Art Linkletter on “Kids Say the Darndest Things” asking "So what did Mommy and Daddy tell you NOT to talk about today?? ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-out-im-married-to-a-doper/26210/31 "2000-07-21T14:33:23Z")
Hi there lilah…Nen is a hell of a guy. Nen…told us about the time the police took him away from the school bicycle racks…That line he gave the police…" I’m sniffing cause I have a cold…" was a classic. Then there was the time he went to the porn shop and caught his “parts” in his zipper after coming out of the booth… Oh ya…Good Times…Good Times Welcome aboard **lilah** I kid because I love ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-out-im-married-to-a-doper/26210/32 "2000-07-21T15:19:15Z")
Welcome to the board, Lilah. Have fun, and don’t get in too much trouble around here. ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-out-im-married-to-a-doper/26210/33 "2000-07-21T15:40:04Z")
> [@](#): > > Ahh, screw asking **nen** and **lilah** for dirt – let’s just hook **Tymp** up to a car battery until the gossip starts to flow!! **SuaSponte** , Does this mean I’ll have to disengage the car batter currently charging my nipples, or are you just going to up the voltage? There are better ways of getting information out of me. Hint: I’m highly susceptible to flattery. This reminds me of that day when **Mr.** & **Mrs. Nen** came over to my house where I got them drunk and convinced them to . . . Oh, that’s a story for another time. **iampunha** , Though I’m sure she appreciates your intentions, I don’t think **lilah** requires any words of caution. I would not be at all surprised to learn that she has already butt-raped the devil himself (not our friendly neighborhood **Satan** ) just because she was bored. Be afraid. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-out-im-married-to-a-doper/26210/34 "2000-07-21T15:45:05Z")
::grabs Tymp’s ass:: Hey, how’s it going? So, what could I do to make you squeal? ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-out-im-married-to-a-doper/26210/35 "2000-07-21T16:09:42Z")
Squeal? Hm. I don’t think I’ve ever squealed. You’d have to pretty darn creative. I’m more than happy to entertain suggestions. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-out-im-married-to-a-doper/26210/36 "2000-07-21T16:19:06Z")
Well, I’ll be open to do whatever pleases you. ::giggles coquettishly:: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-out-im-married-to-a-doper/26210.md?page=1)