# I just found the most amazing website...this you won't believe

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-the-most-amazing-website-this-you-wont-believe/16075>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 17, 2000, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-the-most-amazing-website-this-you-wont-believe/16075 "2000-04-17T01:44:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-the-most-amazing-website-this-you-wont-believe/16075/21 "2000-04-17T06:15:00Z")

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> Originally posted by mega the roo:  
> **Well, if that wasn’t lame.**

Look at this! You made mega capitalize! For shame!

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Sheesh! You’d think Scotty would have an extra set of dilithium crystals in his toolbox. But noooooo…

- A Wally Sig  
Sunday: Observed the Sabbath by not being an asshole.
- From Drain Bead’s Schedule

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**Author:** ![Prose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Prose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prose)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-the-most-amazing-website-this-you-wont-believe/16075/22 "2000-04-17T06:20:00Z")

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## Wally, sheesh, would you please stop that! It’s not like I’ve done something wrong. Go flame me in the Pit if you want to.

When he was ready, it was already far too late, to go back.  
There will never be another.  
He is lost to me, as surely as if he had died.  
Standing alone, I stare into the flames trying  
to remember what went wrong.

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-the-most-amazing-website-this-you-wont-believe/16075/23 "2000-04-17T06:48:00Z")

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Hey, Ghost. Can I get that link. I have a friend to send it too. He LOVES that stuff.  
(No sarcasm here at all.)

[the\_urges@hotmail.com](mailto:the_urges@hotmail.com)  
thanks!!

## The Urge

Do you think you’re better off alone?

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-the-most-amazing-website-this-you-wont-believe/16075/24 "2000-04-17T13:29:00Z")

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> Originally posted by Prose:  
> **I’m not spending any more of my “pie” on you loosers who can’t take a joke.**

If your pie is as good as your spelling and your poetry, don’t bother sharing.

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**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-the-most-amazing-website-this-you-wont-believe/16075/25 "2000-04-17T13:56:00Z")

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> I’m not spending any more of my “pie” on you loosers.

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> Wally, sheesh, would you please stop that! It’s not like I’ve done something wrong. Go flame me in the Pit if you want to.

So let me get this straight…it’s ok for you to call us losers (or loosers as you put it) but not alright for Wally to call you a moron.

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One of the few to be personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti.

Yours truly,  
aha

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**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-the-most-amazing-website-this-you-wont-believe/16075/26 "2000-04-17T14:07:00Z")

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Prose the moron said:

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> Wally, sheesh, would you please stop that! It’s not like I’ve done something wrong. Go flame me in the Pit if you want to.

Yeah, right. And I hunt mosquitos with an elephant gun.

Don’t flatter yourself. There’s not enough tequila on the planet to get me drunk enough to start a thread about you.

Putz.

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**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-the-most-amazing-website-this-you-wont-believe/16075/27 "2000-04-17T15:19:00Z")

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> Originally posted by SanibelMan:  
> \*\*Look at this! You made mega capitalize! For shame!  
> \*\*

I decided to try it the other day, and hell! I kinda like it!!

And Prose, about your ‘some people need a little more humour’ comment, okay fine, sometimes it’s true, but humour normally comes into play **when something is funny**. This my dear, most certainly is not.

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“Organs gross me out. That’s _organs_, not orgasms.”  
-the wallster

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**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2000, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-the-most-amazing-website-this-you-wont-believe/16075/28 "2000-04-18T08:49:00Z")

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Don’t know if it would have worked on the furby from hell, but when you start getting multiplying or reproducing web windows and consoles just keep hitting the ESC key. In Netscape, at least, it’s the shortcut for the Stop command. If the web page didn’t load the script in time, you cut it off at the pass and then you can simply close the window.

## Peace.

All together now: _Too late for that!_

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**Author:** ![Flyhalf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ea5d25/32.png) [@Flyhalf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flyhalf)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2000, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-the-most-amazing-website-this-you-wont-believe/16075/29 "2000-04-18T09:49:00Z")

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Poser, I mean Prose (that was a typo, yeah right).  
You are so weak.  
Stare into the flames and ponder that one for a while.

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When you know that your time is close at hand  
Maybe then you’ll begin to understand  
Life down here is just a strange illusion

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