# I just found the ugliest website in the world

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-the-ugliest-website-in-the-world/334613>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 8, 2005, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-the-ugliest-website-in-the-world/334613 "2005-12-08T03:51:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-the-ugliest-website-in-the-world/334613/41 "2005-12-09T02:06:37Z")

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As if my hometown didn’t have enough of an image problem already, [Vespa Memphis](http://www.vespamemphis.com/) is lowering the bar for all of us. It’s not as bad as those piczo sites, but these folks are expecting you to _give them your money_ on the basis of that site.

Walking looks better and better.

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**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-the-ugliest-website-in-the-world/334613/42 "2005-12-09T02:20:52Z")

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Aww, the poor gun kid. He seems somewhat annoyed at the guestbook. Poor wee lad.  
_snigger snort chortle bahahahahahahah_

Scarily though, he looks like my cousin.

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**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-the-ugliest-website-in-the-world/334613/43 "2005-12-09T02:34:27Z")

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> [@Atheist Princess](#):
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> How old is that kid? And he’s pointing a gun, talking about “h8as”?
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> YEESH! What the?

Don’t sweat it too much. The gun is fake. He’s just a stupid punk.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-the-ugliest-website-in-the-world/334613/44 "2005-12-09T03:11:56Z")

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> [@Larry Mudd](#):
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> Here’s [typical example](http://www.ganjastar05.piczo.com/?cr=2&rfm=y) of the piczo aesthetic. Class!

I officially fear for the future now. _sigh_

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**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-the-ugliest-website-in-the-world/334613/45 "2005-12-09T03:22:49Z")

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One of my best friend’s sister has a site that could rival this one. I used to have a link several years ago (on my old pc) but thankfully no longer have it. Otherwise, I know I could give you a run for your money. Maybe I will get her to send me that link again just to keep things interesting…gimme until tomorrow! 😃

Until then, though…you win. Just don’t hold your breath…I am a contendah! 😉

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**Author:** ![FlyingRamenMonster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@FlyingRamenMonster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingRamenMonster)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-the-ugliest-website-in-the-world/334613/46 "2005-12-09T05:57:29Z")

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> [@Larry Mudd](#):
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> People who have piczo sites don’t learn HTML – that’s the point. It’s specifically engineered for the chav yute to establish a web presence without really trying – you just drop in the ugliest elements you can find through a web interface to make the site. This is for kids who can’t spell at a first-grade level – they’re not expected to be able to _code,_ or have any sort of design sensibility.
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> Here’s [typical example](http://www.ganjastar05.piczo.com/?cr=2&rfm=y) of the piczo aesthetic. Class!

Ahhh… holy crap. I ROBBED THESE LOL.

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**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-found-the-ugliest-website-in-the-world/334613/47 "2005-12-09T14:58:28Z")

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No, no, this is one of the ugliest websites ever. [FROM CRADLE TO GRAVE;LIFE FORCE, THE INTIMATE INDEX OF ELAINE L. SCHULZ](http://www.geocities.com/powerofmyth44/)

It’s so [bad](http://www.geocities.com/powerofmyth44/more.html?20059) that I’ve actually remembered it for years, even sans bookmark.

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