# I just got my tongue biopsied

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 3, 2024, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-my-tongue-biopsied/1008408 "2024-10-03T14:40:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2024, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-my-tongue-biopsied/1008408/21 "2024-10-07T18:12:01Z")

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Great! I’ve had a couple of ‘irritation fibromas’ removed from my tongue over the years. Basically a small mass of scar tissue that often has gotten started with a good “CHOMP” of the tongue.

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2024, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-my-tongue-biopsied/1008408/22 "2024-10-07T18:15:16Z")

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> [@GailForce](#):
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> the pathology results came back benign.

Yay! I came back to this thread to see if you had results yet.

I think a nice bowl of rum raisin ice cream would be a good way to celebrate.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2024, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-my-tongue-biopsied/1008408/23 "2024-10-07T21:15:36Z")

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Yes, exactly. Hooray for good news, and celebrate with ice cream!!

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2024, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-my-tongue-biopsied/1008408/24 "2024-10-07T23:38:33Z")

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Yay! I also checked back to see, and I’m delighted for you.

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**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-my-tongue-biopsied/1008408/25 "2024-10-09T15:45:12Z")

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Benign!

Party Time!

I suggest a Rum Raisin float. A couple of scoops of RR ice cream in a tall glass. A glug or two of Captain Morgan’s, finishing with ice cold club soda. Use a boba straw. The raisins would cork up a “regular” straw.

Cheers!

~VOW

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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-my-tongue-biopsied/1008408/26 "2024-10-09T15:51:51Z")

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> [@VOW](#):
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> I suggest a Rum Raisin float.

What a delightful recipe!

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