# I just got out pee-storied **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 8, 2008, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-out-pee-storied/462681 "2008-09-08T21:39:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TV\_time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f17d59/32.png) [@TV\_time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TV_time)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-out-pee-storied/462681/1 "2008-09-08T21:39:01Z")
I just spent an afternoon with two women who, out pee-storied me. I am a guy who has been around the world and peed at the base of Everest, off a ski lift on the Continental Divide in a blizzard and almost arrested in San Jose, California for pissing on a tree, but these two young women, half my age, with their getting stuck in a wastebasket peeing in a college classroom and using a mens’ room urinal and slipping in as someone walked in totally beat me. Feel free to contribute your own, I have been out done. I am deflated. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-out-pee-storied/462681/2 "2008-09-08T21:47:07Z")
Considering the long, proud history San Jose has of urine-based adventure, I am disappointed in you. You’re going to have to do better than a little public urination if you’re going to make any kind of mark here. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-out-pee-storied/462681/3 "2008-09-08T21:49:46Z")
I peed on the Eiffel Tower. It wasn’t symbolic of anything, I just really had to go. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-out-pee-storied/462681/4 "2008-09-08T22:33:03Z")
I peed into two oceans (in NYC and SF) in the same day. And someone once peed into my pants. ---
**Author:** ![Mongo\_Ponton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Mongo\_Ponton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mongo_Ponton)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-out-pee-storied/462681/5 "2008-09-08T22:54:08Z")
I peed on an electric fence when I was a kid. That was exciting! ---
**Author:** ![Sanity\_Challenged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de053/32.png) [@Sanity\_Challenged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sanity_Challenged)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-out-pee-storied/462681/6 "2008-09-08T23:04:56Z")
I was once in an elevator with an idiot drunk who felt the need to pee right in the elevator. Boy oh boy, was that neat-o! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-out-pee-storied/462681/7 "2008-09-08T23:14:41Z")
> [@Mongo\_Ponton](#): > > I peed on an electric fence when I was a kid. > > That was exciting! When I was little and had no sense I took a wizz on an electric fence It hurt so bad, it shocked my balls Then I took a crap in my overalls! –Beavis ---
**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-out-pee-storied/462681/8 "2008-09-08T23:31:20Z")
I peed in waist deep alligator- and python-infested water. Maybe my pee kept them away. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-out-pee-storied/462681/9 "2008-09-08T23:33:50Z")
Real Men catch _candiru_ by peeing in the Amazon! ---
**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-out-pee-storied/462681/10 "2008-09-08T23:54:03Z")
Pee stories are written by the winners. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-out-pee-storied/462681/11 "2008-09-08T23:59:35Z")
I can neither confirm, nor deny, ever having urinated into the segregated (read: radioactive) bilges. I pissed in the Panama Canal. ---
**Author:** ![Rosie\_is\_Tired](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a8b319/32.png) [@Rosie\_is\_Tired](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosie_is_Tired)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-out-pee-storied/462681/12 "2008-09-09T00:39:25Z")
I have a friend who was in his room, trying to sleep when he heard his assumed to be drunk and asleep roommate get out of bed and proceed to water his keyboard. The next morning said friend awoke to his roommate standing over the keyboard with a bottle of cleaner and a towel muttering “what the…” ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-out-pee-storied/462681/13 "2008-09-09T01:05:21Z")
> [@monstro](#): > > I peed in waist deep alligator- and python-infested water. > > Maybe my pee kept them away. **Monstro** so wins the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Sleel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Sleel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleel)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-out-pee-storied/462681/14 "2008-09-09T03:51:03Z")
Someone pissed in one of our dressing rooms when I worked in the mall as a teen. Have I mentioned that I’d rather gnaw off my own leg than work retail again? ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-out-pee-storied/462681/15 "2008-09-09T03:58:21Z")
I’ve peed in Hotel Ice machines and Laundramat dryers. Wow. Seeing that in print kind of takes some of the fun out of it. ---
**Author:** ![even\_sven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dfb087/32.png) [@even\_sven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/even_sven)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-out-pee-storied/462681/16 "2008-09-09T06:57:14Z")
I joined a whole busload of Cameroonian school teachers slipping over a border and peeing in Nigeria. ---
**Author:** ![maggenpye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@maggenpye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maggenpye)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-out-pee-storied/462681/17 "2008-09-09T08:22:14Z")
But did it make the news? [linky on a local lad](http://archiearchive.wordpress.com/2008/08/29/strange-world-33-piddler-on-the-roof/) Personally, I’ve been very very well behaved for many years now and certainly wouldn’t pee in parliament grounds … again. ---
**Author:** ![Dervorin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Dervorin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dervorin)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-out-pee-storied/462681/18 "2008-09-09T08:29:19Z")
> [@Lamar\_Mundane](#): > > Pee stories are written by the winners. Surely you meant wieners? 😉 I have nothing to contribute to this thread, but a friend of mine has peed out of the back window of a moving bus, as well as straight into the face of a howling wind in the Himalayas. (Note: bad idea.) Another friend has tried to disprove the myth that peeing depends on gravity by peeing while standing on his head. (Note: also bad idea.) My own contribution consists merely of a large number of outdoor micturations, and no more. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-out-pee-storied/462681/19 "2008-09-09T08:53:55Z")
I have probably peed in your sink. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-out-pee-storied/462681/20 "2008-09-09T09:02:37Z")
I once had to pee in the drawer of a bedside dresser, after going home with a young lady, and only being told at the front door that it was her parent’s home. I must say, the sneaking up the stairs, and the thought of discovery added to my excitement immensely, but it was offset by having to hide in the wardrobe in the morning, while her dad came in to bring her morning cup of tea. That was one surreal experience. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-out-pee-storied/462681.md?page=2)