# I just got the joke... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 6, 2003, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-the-joke/205818 "2003-10-06T04:13:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-the-joke/205818/41 "2003-10-08T05:32:30Z")
Back to the premise of the OP: I didn’t “get” the title _South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut_ until I heard the MPAA was making a fuss and I actually thought about it for a second. ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-the-joke/205818/42 "2003-10-08T06:16:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JThunder \* > \*\*“Take my wife. Please.” > > BWAHAHAHA! Now I get it! \*\* Well, it’s hard to get without the leadup and the right tone of voice for the first part. And **Cervaise** , the way I heard it, the MPAA made the fuss about the original South Park movie subtitle (“All Hell Breaks Loose”), but did NOT make a fuss about the one actually used, which, if accurate, just makes it funnier. ---
**Author:** ![Darkhold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@Darkhold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkhold)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-the-joke/205818/43 "2003-10-08T06:24:07Z")
I just saw a Simpson episode where they send Bart to france He’s looking at his tank with a frog in it. Bart: “ahhh the life of a frog that’s the life for me” Marge: “Bart would you want to go to france?” Bart: “WOULD I?” :overjoyed: I can’t tell if now that I’ve read this thread I’m reading something into that or if it was a lame frog/france joke? ---
**Author:** ![typhoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ed8c4c/32.png) [@typhoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/typhoon)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-the-joke/205818/44 "2003-10-08T06:57:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fiver \* > \*\*Good grief, you hosers, of _course_ it’s sexual! \*\* No, I think the joke is simply that Homer reads it as “Do not touch Willie” instead of “Do not touch —Willie.” If it was “Do not touch Willies,” I’d agree with you. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xizor \* > \*\*So when they were snowed in at the school and Willie tells Skinner “Ya won’t have yer Willie to jerk around anymore!”, that was non-sexual as well? \*\* No, that’s obviously an intentionally sexual joke. ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-the-joke/205818/45 "2003-10-08T07:05:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Darkhold \* > \*\*I can’t tell if now that I’ve read this thread I’m reading something into that or if it was a lame frog/france joke? \*\* Considering that this is the show that gave us the phrase “cheese-eating surrender monkeys,” I’d vote for the latter. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-the-joke/205818/46 "2003-10-08T12:52:24Z")
It took me five years before I realized that in _Animal House_, Otter pretended his girlfriend died so he could pick up chicks. I thought his gf really died. Yes, I know, they clearly showed him reading her obituary out loud before he went in… ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-the-joke/205818/47 "2003-10-08T17:15:13Z")
Well, technically, he was pretending the girl who had died had actually been his girlfriend. He didn’t know her from, err, Eve, he just read her obituary and headed to her sorority house… ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-the-joke/205818/48 "2003-10-08T17:42:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Leaper \* > \*\*And **Cervaise** , the way I heard it, the MPAA made the fuss about the original South Park movie subtitle (“All Hell Breaks Loose”), but did NOT make a fuss about the one actually used, which, if accurate, just makes it funnier. \*\* Well, yes. The MPAA said “no” to the first one. The boys suggested the “bigger longer” alternative and the MPAA said “okay, sure.” And _then_ when they realized what they’d done, when outside folks were pointing and laughing, they starting making a fuss, but the boys said, “too late, you already approved it.” And _that’s_ when I thought about what it meant. ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-the-joke/205818/49 "2003-10-09T01:43:34Z")
I remember when SP:BLAU was in the theater, and being suprised how many adults I had to explain the joke to. Especially people who found the TV show offensive from just watching a few minutes or only seeing news stories about it. Their shock that even the subtitle was a dirty joke was classic. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-the-joke/205818/50 "2003-10-09T01:58:57Z")
What about the infamous “sugar walls” comments, and “we’ll all be taking golden showers now!” They get away with a LOT on _The Simpsons_! ---
**Author:** ![teemingONE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b4bc9f/32.png) [@teemingONE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teemingONE)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-the-joke/205818/51 "2003-10-09T02:59:11Z")
What “sugar walls” comment? ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-the-joke/205818/52 "2003-10-09T22:34:11Z")
In the Halloween short _Scary Tales Can Come True_, Bart and Lisa are captured by a witch who has built a house out of candy (a la Hansel and Gretel). Homer comes to their rescue by taking a bite out of one of the walls, commenting to himself, “Mmm…sugar walls…” ---
**Author:** ![teemingONE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b4bc9f/32.png) [@teemingONE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teemingONE)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-the-joke/205818/53 "2003-10-09T23:52:00Z")
Alright, then thats another joke I just got. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-the-joke/205818/54 "2003-10-10T00:11:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pepperlandgirl \* > _Giggle_ He said titmouse. _snort_ “The Brazilian Tree Lizard is a nasty ovoraptor. It’s already wiped out the Dodo, the Cuckoo and the Nene, and it has nasty plans for the Booby, the Titmouse, the Woodcock and the Titpecker.” Speaking of the Simpsons, I will admit that it took me a few viewings before I got the Kurosawa “That’s not how I remember it” joke. ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-the-joke/205818/55 "2003-10-10T00:26:46Z")
Sugar walls? What does that imply? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-the-joke/205818/56 "2003-10-10T00:28:25Z")
Was it just me, or did it take anybody else a while to figure out the “female body part” that rhymes with Dolores? Hint: it’s very close to the sugar walls. ---
**Author:** ![Agrippina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8797f3/32.png) [@Agrippina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agrippina)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-the-joke/205818/57 "2003-10-10T01:00:21Z")
In the episode _Bart vs. Australia_, it starts out where Bart is calling different countries below the equator to prove Lisa wrong about the way water runs down the drain. It shows Adolf Hitler rushing to his car phone while a guy rides by on a bike saying, “Buenos notches, mein fuehrer!” I had no idea what that was about until I saw _The Boys From Brazil_ for the first time only six months ago. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-the-joke/205818/58 "2003-10-10T01:02:25Z")
**Super Gnat** , if you’re too timid to Google for “Sugar Walls,” here’s [just about the only safe-for-work return](http://www.lyricsdepot.com/sheena-easton/sugar-walls.html), although in my opinion it’s much more distasteful than all the good old-fashioned porn. > [@](#): > > (My sugar walls) oooh (my sugar walls) > Blood races to your private spots, lets me know there’s a fire > You can’t fight passion when passion is hot > Temperatures rise inside my sugar walls >         -Sheena Easton [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-the-joke/205818.md?page=2)