# I just had a rectal... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 5, 2000, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-had-a-rectal/12527 "2000-01-05T19:42:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-had-a-rectal/12527/21 "2000-01-06T06:42:00Z")
kellibelli–love your sig! That’s great! * * * Born O.K. the first time… If you are born again, do you have two belly-buttons? ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-had-a-rectal/12527/22 "2000-01-06T07:03:00Z")
## Did someone say… Butt?! Yes, you did! And I have such an ASS FETISH! Hey, hey, can I twirl ya too?! Best! Byz ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-had-a-rectal/12527/23 "2000-01-06T09:03:00Z")
I’m staying out of this one… Yes, literallky too! Jeesh… * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-had-a-rectal/12527/24 "2000-01-06T10:28:00Z")
WallyM7 said: * * * They should make a movie. Dr. Coldfinger. * * * ## You rang ? Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-had-a-rectal/12527/25 "2000-01-06T10:32:00Z")
ColdFINGER not ColdFIRE… gee, and I thought _I_ had an ass fetish! So, what are you doing Friday at around 8? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-had-a-rectal/12527/26 "2000-01-06T10:35:00Z")
Hiya Byz… Geez, and I thought _I_ had a bad sense of humour 😉 ## OK. I’ll pick you up at 8, friday night. We’ll go to the movies. I hear they’re playing Anal Intruders III again. Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-had-a-rectal/12527/27 "2000-01-06T10:39:00Z")
Oooo! And I so LOVE anal intruders! Can I twirl ya too? Or would you rather have an oily, naked pillow fight? * * * Best! Byz ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2000, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-had-a-rectal/12527/28 "2000-01-06T17:13:00Z")
Mr Thin Skin, you got the finger? Last time I got a physical the doctor asked me if I wanted to do it at home with a swab. I know another guy who got a prostate infection and his doc put a real long camera thing up his penis; when I got an infection there [no, not from him or the same woman] my doc just asked me to pee & we spun the pee around to check it for infection. Frankly, I think that people aren’t aware of the options when it comes to invasive procedures. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-had-a-rectal/12527/29 "2000-01-07T06:20:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Try having a gynocological exam…you get one finger in your anus and one in your vagina…talk about uncomfortable…gads you men have it easy! I’ve had quite a few gynecological exams, and nobody’s ever stuck anything up my ass. ---
**Author:** ![fuzzy-wuzzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b38774/32.png) [@fuzzy-wuzzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzy-wuzzy)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-had-a-rectal/12527/30 "2000-01-07T06:42:00Z")
hmmmm well…nothing personal here to speak of…lol * * * “Do or do not, there is no try” - Yoda [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-had-a-rectal/12527.md?page=1)