# I just heard "asshat" on TV

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-heard-asshat-on-tv/437235>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 12, 2008, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-heard-asshat-on-tv/437235 "2008-02-12T01:33:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-heard-asshat-on-tv/437235/21 "2008-02-12T03:26:11Z")

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According to this [heavy-duty etymological research](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=177587), asshat wasn’t used on the Dope until August, 2001, and was spotted on the Usenet in 1998.

The OED hasn’t returned my calls.

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**Author:** ![choie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/choie/32/7829_2.png) [@choie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/choie)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-heard-asshat-on-tv/437235/22 "2008-02-12T03:27:16Z")

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“Asshat” is big on TWoP (Television Without Pity) too. Actually, so is claiming everything as a shout-out. I wonder who originated _that_? 😉

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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-heard-asshat-on-tv/437235/23 "2008-02-12T03:48:39Z")

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I’ll be convinced when I finally hear “penis ensues”. Kent Brockman had half of it once\*, come on Kent, go all the way\*\*!

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  - How do you know we’re live? PENIS!

\*\* - no, I’m not saying he got “penis” from here. He got it from his pants.

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**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-heard-asshat-on-tv/437235/24 "2008-02-12T04:10:41Z")

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[QUOTE=tdn]  
And I think it was already in use on this board by that time.

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[Incorrect!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7178351&postcount=46)

C’mon, the zombie was laid to rest today!

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**Author:** ![Millit\_the\_Frail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Millit\_the\_Frail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Millit_the_Frail)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-heard-asshat-on-tv/437235/25 "2008-02-12T04:57:31Z")

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Christ. I used to be on another message board that also thought it invented “asshat.”

When will this asshattery end?!!

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**Author:** ![Critical1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Critical1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical1)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-heard-asshat-on-tv/437235/26 "2008-02-12T05:12:39Z")

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[QUOTE=Millit the Frail]  
Christ. I used to be on another message board that also thought it invented “asshat.”

When will this asshattery end?!!  
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now here I was all ready to post my favorite alternate to the regular asshat that I have never heard another soul utter in text or in real life and here some basterd on the dope beats me to it. ☹

seriously you should try asking “What the HELL kind of Asshattery is GOING ON in here?” sometime. it just feels right.

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**Author:** ![Alan\_Smithee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@Alan\_Smithee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alan_Smithee)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-heard-asshat-on-tv/437235/27 "2008-02-12T06:08:49Z")

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I am SICK and TIRED of these MOTHERFUCKING ASSHATS on this MOTHERFUCKING MESSAGEBOARD!

Wait . . . what? We didn’t invent that either? What about “plane onna treadmill”? “14 k of g in a f p d”? Hmph. Fine. But you can have my _manny peoples_ when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

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**Author:** ![minlokwat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/minlokwat/32/2844_2.png) [@minlokwat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minlokwat)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-heard-asshat-on-tv/437235/28 "2008-02-12T14:21:25Z")

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FWIW: 1976, in the movie **The Outlaw Josie Wales** , a Union officer threatens the kid Jamie with: “Now get back in line, boy before I kick you so hard, you’ll be wearing your ass for a hat.”

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-heard-asshat-on-tv/437235/29 "2008-02-12T16:03:09Z")

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Burr and Hamilton faught a duel over which one had originated “Asshat,” and whether it looked like “Affhat.” 😉

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-heard-asshat-on-tv/437235/30 "2008-02-12T16:19:28Z")

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Just in case no one has pointed this out yet, Asshat did not originate on the SDMB.  
Also, _That 70’s Show_ debuted in 1998.

[QUOTE=minlokwat]

FWIW: 1976, in the movie The Outlaw Josie Wales, a Union officer threatens the kid Jamie with: “Now get back in line, boy before I kick you so hard, you’ll be wearing your ass for a hat.”  
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So that means it dates back to the Civil War at least, right?

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