# I just love the smell of boobs in the morning. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 5, 2005, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-love-the-smell-of-boobs-in-the-morning/315716 "2005-08-05T14:57:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-love-the-smell-of-boobs-in-the-morning/315716/1 "2005-08-05T14:57:33Z")
Thankfully, so does **auntie em**. She’s weird, though. I mean, whereas I like to do mundane (normal) things with them like, say, touch 'em, she would rather walk for them. (Weird, right?) “Women get boob cancer,” she told me last night. “I’ll be walking for them in my fabulous pink pants and ya-ya pink shoes to help raise money in the [2005 Race for the Cure](http://www.kckomen.org/).” Seriously, though: all I heard was “boob”. Which got me to thinking (both of me, Up and Down). Boobs are great, right, with their differing sizes and shapes–everyone knows that. Much like snowflakes, no two boobflakes are alike, so it’d be a shame for the boobs to go away. A crime, really. So, if you want, please do two things: 1.) Grab and appreciate the nearest boob to you. 2.) Visit **auntie em** ’ [donation site](http://www.active.com/donations/fundraise_public.cfm?key=CBlackw1) and throw some change her way to encourage her in her Pink Pants walk. Boobs all over the world will thank you. Starting with me. ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-love-the-smell-of-boobs-in-the-morning/315716/2 "2005-08-05T15:03:21Z")
I really hope you asked a moderator if this was okay before you posted it. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-love-the-smell-of-boobs-in-the-morning/315716/3 "2005-08-05T15:05:47Z")
Sheesh, could you be more of a junior mod? Do you get some satisfaction from publicly chastising another member? Really, I want to know, what do you get out of this? The Report this Post button is there for a reason, but perhaps that wouldn’t give you enough exposure. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-love-the-smell-of-boobs-in-the-morning/315716/4 "2005-08-05T15:06:23Z")
> [@SkipMagic](#): > > 1.) Grab and appreciate the nearest boob to you. > Boobs all over the world will thank you. Starting with me. I suppose I can count on you to bail me out of jail if I take you up on your suggestion. Oh, and I’ll probably be needing a new job too. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-love-the-smell-of-boobs-in-the-morning/315716/5 "2005-08-05T15:09:49Z")
Ummm… dude. The writer IS a moderator. I get a strong vibe of tongue-in-cheekness from post # 2, mostly due to the wink-smiley. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-love-the-smell-of-boobs-in-the-morning/315716/6 "2005-08-05T15:09:55Z")
> [@scout1222](#): > > I really hope you asked a moderator if this was okay before you posted it. > 😉 Damnit! I meant to include a line saying that. I asked all the other moderators, and after they made me promise to give them, each, 5% of the donations, they said, “Maybe.” So I took that answer and ran with it. If they come looking for me in this thread, tell 'em I’m not here. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-love-the-smell-of-boobs-in-the-morning/315716/7 "2005-08-05T15:11:18Z")
So… **Auntie Em says:** I’m participating in a sponsored walk in order to raise money for a breast cancer charity, and to raise awareness of breast cancer. **SkipMagic hears:** Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah BREAST blah blah blah blah blah blah blah BREAST blah. **SkipMagic Replies:** Breasts! ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-love-the-smell-of-boobs-in-the-morning/315716/8 "2005-08-05T15:13:22Z")
> [@Happy Scrappy Hero Pup](#): > > Ummm… dude. > > The writer IS a moderator. > > I get a strong vibe of tongue-in-cheekness from post # 2, mostly due to the wink-smiley. I think **MikeG** was tonguing his own cheek in his post. Unless he really does want **scout1222** to expose herself. (And that’s what this thread is all about, isn’t it?) ---
**Author:** ![Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaty_Beaty_Big_and_Bouncy)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-love-the-smell-of-boobs-in-the-morning/315716/9 "2005-08-05T15:14:28Z")
I’m with\*\* Quicksilver\*\* I don’t think my 82-year-old neighbor would appreciate it if I went over there and I appreciated her boob. ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-love-the-smell-of-boobs-in-the-morning/315716/10 "2005-08-05T15:15:23Z")
A little self exposure never hurt no one 🙂 Well there was that one time at Wisconsin Dells…damn sunburn ruined three days of my vacation! ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-love-the-smell-of-boobs-in-the-morning/315716/11 "2005-08-05T15:18:58Z")
> [@MikeG](#): > > Sheesh, could you be more of a junior mod? Do you get some satisfaction from publicly chastising another member? Really, I want to know, what do you get out of this? The Report this Post button is there for a reason, but perhaps that wouldn’t give you enough exposure. :rolleyes: HOT DAMN! I wish I had thought of that, because since Skip moderates this forum, he’d probably be tasked with checking out what I reported. Ha! That would have been pretty funny. Well, at least in my head it would have been humorous. ---
**Author:** ![cabdude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@cabdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cabdude)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-love-the-smell-of-boobs-in-the-morning/315716/12 "2005-08-05T15:19:32Z")
At some later date, when my thread is locked for inappropriatenessosity, I’m gonna link back to this thread. And say; **BOOBS!!!111ONE** ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-love-the-smell-of-boobs-in-the-morning/315716/13 "2005-08-05T15:19:35Z")
> [@SkipMagic](#): > > 1.) Grab and appreciate the nearest boob to you. _grabs own boobies_ Nothing’s happening. Hey…maybe if I walk around clutching my own boobs all day, they’ll let me go home from work _early!_ ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-love-the-smell-of-boobs-in-the-morning/315716/14 "2005-08-05T15:22:21Z")
When I quickly moused over this thread I read it like “I really love boobies and so does my aunt” and then some weird stuff about playing with your aunt’s boobs. icky. I clicked anyway. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-love-the-smell-of-boobs-in-the-morning/315716/15 "2005-08-05T15:22:41Z")
> [@Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy](#): > > I’m with\*\* Quicksilver\*\* I don’t think my 82-year-old neighbor would appreciate it if I went over there and I appreciated her boob. So what you’re saying is that you have an aversion to spending time with the elderly. Old person hater. ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-love-the-smell-of-boobs-in-the-morning/315716/16 "2005-08-05T15:37:44Z")
There’s only one [solution](http://www.laugh.com/main_pages/video_play.asp?miid=340) to this old person hatin’. Note: link to video, mildly nsfw. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-love-the-smell-of-boobs-in-the-morning/315716/17 "2005-08-05T15:48:37Z")
> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#): > > _grabs own boobies_ > > Nothing’s happening. _grabs Amazon Floozy Goddess’s boobies_ Something’s happening, alright. ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-love-the-smell-of-boobs-in-the-morning/315716/18 "2005-08-05T15:50:14Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > _grabs Amazon Floozy Goddess’s boobies_ > > Something’s happening, alright. Aye, a lawsuit! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-love-the-smell-of-boobs-in-the-morning/315716/19 "2005-08-05T16:21:43Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > So… > > **Auntie Em says:** I’m participating in a sponsored walk in order to raise money for a breast cancer charity, and to raise awareness of breast cancer. > > **SkipMagic hears:** Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah BREAST blah blah blah blah blah blah blah BREAST blah. > > **SkipMagic Replies:** Breasts! I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one thinking of Jeff on Coupling while reading the OP. YAY!! for saving boobies! **auntie em** , you know you’ve got my cash. t’s going to have to wait til I’m on a non-work computer, though, as the one here thinks breast cancer awareness websites are porn. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-love-the-smell-of-boobs-in-the-morning/315716/20 "2005-08-05T16:26:41Z")
> [@Maureen](#): > > YAY!! for saving boobies! **auntie em** , you know you’ve got my cash. That’s very sweet of you, **Maureen**. Thank you. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-love-the-smell-of-boobs-in-the-morning/315716.md?page=2)