# I just love the smell of boobs in the morning. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 5, 2005, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-love-the-smell-of-boobs-in-the-morning/315716 "2005-08-05T14:57:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-love-the-smell-of-boobs-in-the-morning/315716/21 "2005-08-05T16:33:32Z")
> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#): > > Aye, a lawsuit! 😃 Your threat doesn’t impress me. If I had a nickel for everytime a woman threatened to sue me for sexual harassment, well, it wouldn’t even begin to compensate for the damages awarded. Sheesh. Women. When they’re not turning down your marriage proposals, they’re accusing you of suspicious behavior in the lingerie dressing rooms. ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-love-the-smell-of-boobs-in-the-morning/315716/22 "2005-08-05T16:49:25Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Your threat doesn’t impress me. If I had a nickel for everytime a woman threatened to sue me for sexual harassment, well, it wouldn’t even begin to compensate for the damages awarded. > > Sheesh. Women. When they’re not turning down your marriage proposals, they’re accusing you of suspicious behavior in the lingerie dressing rooms. C’mon, the telescope under the door was a bit much. And when you put on the Barry White record? Way over the top. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-love-the-smell-of-boobs-in-the-morning/315716/23 "2005-08-05T16:53:59Z")
> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#): > > C’mon, the telescope under the door was a bit much. And when you put on the Barry White record? Way over the top. Barry White? That was Alvin and the Chipmunks on slow speed. ---
**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-love-the-smell-of-boobs-in-the-morning/315716/24 "2005-08-05T17:11:20Z")
thanks. i’m having to type this onehanded, 'cause i grabbed my office manager’s boob when she handed me my paycheck stub. then she broke my fingers. the sexual assault charges have already been filed, and it’s going to be hard doing ANYTHING without the use of mt rright hand. and that was one of my favorite hands1 thanks, skipmagic. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-love-the-smell-of-boobs-in-the-morning/315716/25 "2005-08-05T17:15:05Z")
What’s the deadline to give? I’m not much for boobs, but I do have a pair that my husband appreciates on a regular basis. 😃 What about [boobies](http://www.ecuadorexplorer.com/assets/images/photos/blue_footed_boobie.jpg)? I like them. [sub]Aw, c’mon. You knew _someone_ was going to do that.[/sub] Robin ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-love-the-smell-of-boobs-in-the-morning/315716/26 "2005-08-05T17:44:34Z")
Methinks the instructions are a tad vague. Grab and appreciate the nearest boob to you. I can envision dopers reading this, going to a nearby cube where a Dilbert understudy sits, only to be met with “What the HELL are you doin’?” Some boobs don’t deserve appreciation. The nippleicious kind are a different matter. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![sj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@sj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sj2)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-love-the-smell-of-boobs-in-the-morning/315716/27 "2005-08-05T17:50:01Z")
Well, you got my 25 bucks. I am a boob patron! Breast to both of you. (I didn’t just donate to make that pun) 😃 Breasts are great. Especially when they are healthy. ---
**Author:** ![TheFaerie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c57346/32.png) [@TheFaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheFaerie)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-love-the-smell-of-boobs-in-the-morning/315716/28 "2005-08-05T17:52:08Z")
My money is on it’s way! My mom is a breast cancer survivor and every little step counts. ---
**Author:** ![Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaty_Beaty_Big_and_Bouncy)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-love-the-smell-of-boobs-in-the-morning/315716/29 "2005-08-05T18:43:27Z")
> [@SkipMagic](#): > > So what you’re saying is that you have an aversion to spending time with the elderly. > > Old person hater. No sir, I love all (female) boobs. Old boobs, young (18+) boobs, big boobs, small boobs, boobs that get me hot, fat boobs, skinny boobs, even boobs with chickenpox 😃 Seriously though. My ex is a breast-cancer survivor and we probably will be riding on a breast-cancer poker run (kind of like a walk-a-thon but with motorcycles) ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-love-the-smell-of-boobs-in-the-morning/315716/30 "2005-08-05T18:46:36Z")
> [@MsRobyn](#): > > What’s the deadline to give? She’s running on the 14th of August, so it looks like the 13th. (That’s what she told me. And she never, ever lies. Never. Ever.) **TheFaerie** and **sj2** , thank you very much. Y’all rock. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-love-the-smell-of-boobs-in-the-morning/315716.md?page=1)