# I just realized... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 20, 2003, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-realized/202829 "2003-09-20T18:32:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-realized/202829/21 "2003-09-21T14:50:49Z")
I could not get onto the computer before bed and I was wracked with pangs of withdrawal the entire night! – I _craved_ just a peek, just a quick lil’ view. Twas not to be last evening and so sad it was, too! I laid in my bed, clutching tight to my head (hey now, I’m a GIRL! Pervs…) and wondered what I was to do! – Ok, that was pretty lame… I’m tired, so SUE me! Go cover your hole or something! Sheesh! ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-realized/202829/22 "2003-09-23T02:00:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SanguineSpider \* > \*\*I could not get onto the computer before bed and I was wracked with pangs of withdrawal the entire night! > > – I _craved_ just a peek, just a quick lil’ view. > Twas not to be last evening and so sad it was, too! > I laid in my bed, clutching tight to my head (hey now, I’m a GIRL! Pervs…) > and wondered what I was to do! – > > Ok, that was pretty lame… I’m tired, so SUE me! Go cover your hole or something! Sheesh! \*\* You think _that’s_ bad! How 'bout dreaming of posting to these damn boards in between bouts of wild sex with Jill Hennessey and Meg Ryan? ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-realized/202829/23 "2003-09-23T03:55:59Z")
Shame, shame! I’m sorry… I don’t find either lady sexually appealing (I am a girl though). Gimme a Heath Ledger or a Gary Oldman and then you’ll have _ **NAUGHTY!!** _ So no one knows where my movie quote is from?? Damn! I would have thought someone out there knew. This crowd seems like the type who would know. I… am… very… disappointed in you ALL! ARRR! Ye’ll all be walkin’ tha plank, ye land lubbers!! ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-realized/202829/24 "2003-09-23T04:05:05Z")
Okay, so you don’t have the same taste in women that I have, and I, likewise, don’t have the same taste in men that you have. Fair enough. 😉 But the movie quote is driving me nuts! GRRR!! _The Player_ is my standard answer to movie quotes anyway, but I’ll swear I think that line really is in there. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-realized/202829/25 "2003-09-23T04:06:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by peritrochoid \* > \*\*How 'bout dreaming of posting to these damn boards in between bouts of wild sex with Jill Hennessey and Meg Ryan? \*\* Eventually you will have enough self-control that you can go have wild sex and then post about it, in as much detail as is allowed. Well, many people would hope, anyway. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-realized/202829/26 "2003-09-23T04:22:11Z")
That line _may_ appear in your standard film but it’s not the film I’m quoting from. TRUST ME! Would you like a clue? (waits for the begging) ---
**Author:** ![WomanofScorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5a626/32.png) [@WomanofScorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WomanofScorn)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-realized/202829/27 "2003-09-23T04:40:09Z")
Yeah, I’m addicted to this place to _sigh_ tho I don’t have near as many posts as you do heh. And ppl post so bloody often it’s like you have to stay here all day/night just to read them all. And for me that’s just page one…God forbid I scroll through pages two and three. crikey… I don’t even remember where I heard about this place from. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-realized/202829/28 "2003-09-23T04:46:22Z")
It’s like magic? Honestly, I don’t recall how I found this strange, vast place… (glances about the “room” all awed and overwhelmed) Whoa. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-realized/202829/29 "2003-09-23T08:06:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by peritrochoid \* > \*\*You think _that’s_ bad! > > How 'bout dreaming of posting to these damn boards in between bouts of wild sex with Jill Hennessey and Meg Ryan? \*\* You misspelled “Jeri”. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![born\_too\_late](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ba9def/32.png) [@born\_too\_late](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/born_too_late)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-realized/202829/30 "2003-09-23T14:17:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SanguineSpider \* > “Lies! All lies!” Um, **Young Frankenstein**? ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-realized/202829/31 "2003-09-23T16:58:55Z")
We are the Borg You will be assimilated Resistance is futile ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-realized/202829/32 "2003-09-23T17:23:00Z")
Is it a Jim Carrey movie? ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-realized/202829/33 "2003-09-23T17:41:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SanguineSpider \* > \*\*nononononononononononononono! Wrong! Try again or ye’ll be keyhauled! \*\* I’m sorry—I can’t help it! I have to correct this… : giggles : It’s "keelhauled, " not keyhauled! “To haul under the keel of a ship, by ropes attached to the yardarms on each side. It was formerly practiced as a punishment in the Dutch and English navies.” Now you can go about being a proper pirate! Arrrr! ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-realized/202829/34 "2003-09-23T17:46:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SanguineSpider \* > \*\*nononononononononononononono! Wrong! Try again or ye’ll be keyhauled! \*\* I’m sorry—I can’t help it! I have to correct this… : giggles : It’s "keelhauled, " not keyhauled! “To haul under the keel of a ship, by ropes attached to the yardarms on each side. It was formerly practiced as a punishment in the Dutch and English navies.” Now you can go about being a proper pirate! Arrrr! ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-realized/202829/35 "2003-09-23T17:52:35Z")
Gaudere’s law bites again… ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-realized/202829/36 "2003-09-24T00:50:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SanguineSpider \* > \*\*That line _may_ appear in your standard film but it’s not the film I’m quoting from. TRUST ME! > > Would you like a clue? > (waits for the begging) \*\* begging? BEGGING?! Why, I’ve never been so insulted! How dare you even suggest that I would _BEG_ for a clue!! Remember, I’m no flinger of poo 😉 … (yeah yeah, I know, WAAAAAY out of context) Well … okay … maybe a _small_ clue. But don’t tell anyone. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeez … 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-realized/202829/37 "2003-09-24T14:00:46Z")
OMG people… Dare I give in and let you, the reader, off the hook so easily?? I will and let the “ultimate shame” warp you all into squirming, depraved cowards! Anyone ever hear of a little comedy troup by the name of Monty Python? **SHEESH!** I mean, come on… classic British comedy at it’s bloody finest! “The Holy Grail”… the Sir Robin scene. Bah, ye scurvy, land lubbin’ dogs! Keel… KEELhauled, aye, got it. I meant that but my typing leaves something to be desired when this lil’ lass is very tired! Don’t you feel silly now? Now that I had to clue you in? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-realized/202829.md?page=1)