# I just received an email with a picture of green ketchup attached

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-received-an-email-with-a-picture-of-green-ketchup-attached/27247>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 28, 2000, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-received-an-email-with-a-picture-of-green-ketchup-attached/27247 "2000-07-28T18:09:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-received-an-email-with-a-picture-of-green-ketchup-attached/27247/1 "2000-07-28T18:09:20Z")

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Wierd huh?

Who would send such crap?

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**Author:** ![Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-received-an-email-with-a-picture-of-green-ketchup-attached/27247/2 "2000-07-28T18:14:42Z")

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You too???

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**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-received-an-email-with-a-picture-of-green-ketchup-attached/27247/3 "2000-07-28T18:16:22Z")

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Yessirree. Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

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**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-received-an-email-with-a-picture-of-green-ketchup-attached/27247/4 "2000-07-28T18:27:25Z")

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Errr, ummm…

:o

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**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-received-an-email-with-a-picture-of-green-ketchup-attached/27247/5 "2000-07-28T18:40:20Z")

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Kim, what’s wrong? You didn’t get one too did you?

I tell you all, when I find out who has been sending this crap to me, wasting valuable bandwidth, loading up my inbox with useless junk, oh boy…!!!

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**Author:** ![Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-received-an-email-with-a-picture-of-green-ketchup-attached/27247/6 "2000-07-28T18:42:49Z")

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I’ve made a nice screensaver out of mine!!

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**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-received-an-email-with-a-picture-of-green-ketchup-attached/27247/7 "2000-07-28T18:44:42Z")

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Um, yeah, that’s it, I got one too! Two, even!

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**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-received-an-email-with-a-picture-of-green-ketchup-attached/27247/8 "2000-07-28T18:49:43Z")

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Kim, I understand poor dear. My heart goes out to you.  
We all gotta stick together if we’re gonna get to the bottom of this.

My guess is it’s probably some computer teckie type running tests to users experiencing email problems. Hmmffp, bastards!

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**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-received-an-email-with-a-picture-of-green-ketchup-attached/27247/9 "2000-07-28T18:52:32Z")

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Hey, what’s going on? What am I? Chopped liver with only red ketchup?

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**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-received-an-email-with-a-picture-of-green-ketchup-attached/27247/10 "2000-07-28T18:59:42Z")

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[Homer]Chopped liver…mmmmmmmmmm[/Homer]

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**Author:** ![Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-received-an-email-with-a-picture-of-green-ketchup-attached/27247/11 "2000-07-28T19:02:31Z")

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Man, I just got _another_ one. That kid holding the bottle is pretty goofy looking!!! 😃

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**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-received-an-email-with-a-picture-of-green-ketchup-attached/27247/12 "2000-07-28T19:21:54Z")

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It’s quite a mystery, soulsling.

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**Author:** ![irish\_bill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ac91a4/32.png) [@irish\_bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irish_bill)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-received-an-email-with-a-picture-of-green-ketchup-attached/27247/13 "2000-07-28T20:13:16Z")

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Is green ketchup made from green tomatoes? 😃

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**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-received-an-email-with-a-picture-of-green-ketchup-attached/27247/14 "2000-07-28T20:23:10Z")

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What an ugly little runt. Great swirls on the ketchup though. That burger could use some more beef. Twice. Mind you all, Twice I recieved it.

-sobs- It’s so nice to be a part of things -sob-

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**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-received-an-email-with-a-picture-of-green-ketchup-attached/27247/15 "2000-07-28T20:42:09Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by irish\_bill \*  
> **Is green ketchup made from green tomatoes?**

Actually, I think that’s the really weird thing about it - that it’s NOT made from green tomatoes.

**soulsling** , can’t you just feel the love in the room?

😉

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**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-received-an-email-with-a-picture-of-green-ketchup-attached/27247/16 "2000-07-28T21:05:43Z")

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I’m hungry. Anyone up for burgers?

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**Author:** ![Sledman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Sledman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sledman)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-received-an-email-with-a-picture-of-green-ketchup-attached/27247/17 "2000-07-28T21:15:46Z")

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[Green Ketchup](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=30364) is wrong!!

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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-received-an-email-with-a-picture-of-green-ketchup-attached/27247/18 "2000-07-29T09:13:00Z")

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Gee, Katt, this all serems so strange. You guys got green ketchup e-mails but I didn’t. I feel so left out.

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-received-an-email-with-a-picture-of-green-ketchup-attached/27247/19 "2000-12-17T04:00:21Z")

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Just wanted to announce that I finally found a bottle of that green Heinz ketchup. I’ve just finished testing it.

Novelty purposes only. First of all, it’s like eating air: it’s that thin. Fries just pick up a thin coating, and it runs right off a burger.

Second, it tastes like the red, but at a much lower caliber. (“With” a lower caliber?) Which destroys the purpose of a condiment.

And finally, it leaves a patina on the fingers. Well, at least I can say I’ve tried it.

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**Author:** ![Wump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed655f/32.png) [@Wump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wump)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-received-an-email-with-a-picture-of-green-ketchup-attached/27247/20 "2000-12-17T04:41:57Z")

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…The only major difference is the color of food coloring, this may shock some people, but ketchup isn’t Naturally that red… OH MY GOD!!!
