# I just saw someone I know in porn!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 20, 2004, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-someone-i-know-in-porn/256027 "2004-07-20T17:39:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-someone-i-know-in-porn/256027/1 "2004-07-20T17:39:13Z")
:eek: :eek: :eek: …hot girl-on-girl action, no less!!! And yes, she’s attractive… …mind you, “Charlotte” always did have a reputation for having an insatiable sexual appetite… …anyway, I suppose I should watch it again…purely to make _sure_ it’s her, of course 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-someone-i-know-in-porn/256027/2 "2004-07-20T18:19:35Z")
I’m sure you would be too much of a gentleman to share what video “Charlotte” could be found in. Email me! ---
**Author:** ![Chairman\_Pow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/838e76/32.png) [@Chairman\_Pow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chairman_Pow)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-someone-i-know-in-porn/256027/3 "2004-07-20T18:37:46Z")
> [@Chimpy](#): > > Email me! No way dude, share it for all. I do have to ask, how did you come (aherm) across this? Someone tell you? You just picked it up for a night home and noticed her? ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-someone-i-know-in-porn/256027/4 "2004-07-20T20:12:05Z")
Weeeeelllllllll, it’s a website, and obviously I can’t link to it here, but it’s called Simonscans, and if you were a pervert you could work out the URL 😉 And no, nobody told me about it, I found it by chance - certainly one of the most astonishing moments of my life 😉 ---
**Author:** ![My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/My_Darn_Snake_Legs)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-someone-i-know-in-porn/256027/5 "2004-07-20T20:51:00Z")
Ok, so which one was it? I ain’t payin, so I only see the "Guest " stuff. Is she in those, or is she someone you have to pay for? ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-someone-i-know-in-porn/256027/6 "2004-07-20T21:21:25Z")
_My blood’s run cold, my memory’s been made a sham, My Angel’s on Simon’s-cam!_ ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-someone-i-know-in-porn/256027/7 "2004-07-20T21:45:25Z")
> [@My Darn Snake Legs](#): > > Ok, so which one was it? I ain’t payin, so I only see the "Guest " stuff. Is she in those, or is she someone you have to pay for? Yep, you’ve gotta pay the money. Hey, it’s worth it 😉 ---
**Author:** ![store-clerk-slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@store-clerk-slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/store-clerk-slacker)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-someone-i-know-in-porn/256027/8 "2004-07-20T21:57:22Z")
I had the unfortunate pleasure of seeing one of my exes on the cover of one of the adult movies we carry at my job. It wouldn’t have been so bad had it not been one of the _Strap on Sistas_ series. :eek: now I know why he over compensated his “manliness” ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-someone-i-know-in-porn/256027/9 "2004-07-20T22:04:03Z")
How well do you know her? In passing, or were you able to be the one to drive her into the hot girl on girl stuff? ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-someone-i-know-in-porn/256027/10 "2004-07-20T22:12:55Z")
LOL, no I can’t claim any responsibility for her current situation… …and anyway, surely ‘driving someone to girl-girl stuff’ is hardly the height of manhood? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-someone-i-know-in-porn/256027/11 "2004-07-20T22:15:55Z")
These things are never as hot in reality as they are in my head. I remember the first time I saw one of my high school friends stripping. I was so excited on the way there I could barely contain myself. When I finally saw her I was like “oh, hey Kristi.” Then another time my roommate told me about a set of naked pictures of one of our mutual friends. I logged on to the website and actually paid the money for them and I don’t think I’ve looked since then ('bout 6-7 months ago.) This has happened several times. Never as hot as I imagine it’s going to be. ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-someone-i-know-in-porn/256027/12 "2004-07-20T22:18:30Z")
This is easily as hot as I thought it would be - do tell me if that’s just a sign of my ignorance 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-someone-i-know-in-porn/256027/13 "2004-07-20T22:27:37Z")
> [@GorillaMan](#): > > …and anyway, surely ‘driving someone to girl-girl stuff’ is hardly the height of manhood? 😛 Yes, that part of the question was delivered tongue in che…well, it was a joke. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-someone-i-know-in-porn/256027/14 "2004-07-20T22:55:46Z")
> [@GorillaMan](#): > > This is easily as hot as I thought it would be - do tell me if that’s just a sign of my ignorance 😃 Eh, maybe we’re just different. I’m the type that hates mystery but needs it for excitement. With girls it’s definitely not the kill but the thrill of the chase. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-someone-i-know-in-porn/256027/15 "2004-07-20T22:57:20Z")
> [@Cisco](#): > > With girls it’s definitely not the kill but the thrill of the chase. Uhh, the metaphoric kill and the metaphoric chase. Didn’t realize how that was going to come out sounding :smack: ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-someone-i-know-in-porn/256027/16 "2004-07-20T23:01:12Z")
I’ll just chase metaphors until I’m spent 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-someone-i-know-in-porn/256027/17 "2004-07-20T23:20:37Z")
> [@GorillaMan](#): > > I just saw someone I know in porn!! So how IS your Mom? (Sorry, just saw “South Park: Bigger Longer Uncut” again today.) ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-someone-i-know-in-porn/256027/18 "2004-07-21T01:49:38Z")
In ninth grade I went with a girl for most of the school year. We broke up early in the summer, went to different high schools and I didn’t see her around home again. Six years later I was checkin’ out some strip-joints in New Orleans with an Air Force buddy and _YEP!_, there she was, on stage in a Bourbon Street club. I waved and whistled until she spotted me in the crowd. She waved and pointed like, “stay there”. After her act was over and before her next set she came to our table (fully clothed) and we had a drink and a nice chat. Her boyfriend worked somewhere in the French Quarter, and she arranged for all of us to meet up with some other girls that worked in the area for an after-hours round of club hopping. The evening was lotsa’ fun, but it’s weird seeing an ex up there in the lights slipping off one item of clothing after another. And yeah: Every time I hear “Angel Is A Centerfold” I have a pleasant flashback. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TitoBenito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2acd7d/32.png) [@TitoBenito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TitoBenito)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-someone-i-know-in-porn/256027/19 "2004-07-21T15:27:03Z")
I discovered recently that a former classmate in Middle and High School is now a porn star. Its seriously amusing because I nor anyone that knew her found her particuraly attractive. She’s slightly better looking with a lot of make up and a boob job, but I still can’t look at her and not laugh. In Jr. High she was a big tomboy and actually played on the football team with me. The best thing about her site is the that in the intro she is behind a big texas flag and say dirty things about cowboys with a southern drawl. Which is funny because she never had a southern accent in her non-porn days. Guess everybody in porn needs their thing to make it. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-someone-i-know-in-porn/256027/20 "2004-07-21T17:11:49Z")
> [@Cisco](#): > > I remember the first time I saw one of my high school friends stripping. The first time? Do you mean you saw Kristi more than once or is there a particularly high stripper quotient among your high school friends? Did your school have some sort of vocational training? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-someone-i-know-in-porn/256027.md?page=2)