# I just saw the Netherland's women's soccer team naked. . . **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 14, 2002, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-the-netherlands-womens-soccer-team-naked/142766 "2002-12-14T19:05:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-the-netherlands-womens-soccer-team-naked/142766/1 "2002-12-14T19:05:54Z")
. . . . and they are _ **unbelievably hot!!** _ We can’t link to noody pictures on this board, so you’ll have to Google it, but trust me, they are WORTH the effort! ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-the-netherlands-womens-soccer-team-naked/142766/2 "2002-12-14T19:13:55Z")
Okay, these pics apparently date from 1998, so maybe this ain’t exactly breaking news. Still definitely worth a look. ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-the-netherlands-womens-soccer-team-naked/142766/3 "2002-12-14T21:00:18Z")
Have to agree re the hotness. ---
**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-the-netherlands-womens-soccer-team-naked/142766/4 "2002-12-14T21:19:52Z")
Yum. Physically fit nekkid wimminz. Yum, I say. ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2002, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-the-netherlands-womens-soccer-team-naked/142766/5 "2002-12-15T00:14:36Z")
Me wanna see! Me wanna see! [sub]Ohp, there goes being gay. Or is he just fooling himself…?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2002, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-the-netherlands-womens-soccer-team-naked/142766/6 "2002-12-15T00:34:22Z")
**lizard** –please e-mail me the web address. My link is available at the bottom of my post. ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2002, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-the-netherlands-womens-soccer-team-naked/142766/7 "2002-12-15T00:38:54Z")
I googled it, but I don’t think I saw much. The raciest one was a soccer team with their _ahem_ backs turned. But the group did not look like they were fom the Netherlands. ---
**Author:** ![Daoloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/82dd89/32.png) [@Daoloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daoloth)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2002, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-the-netherlands-womens-soccer-team-naked/142766/8 "2002-12-15T00:42:10Z")
I second Bosda’s notion. ---
**Author:** ![Santos\_L\_Halper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/santos_l_halper/32/1_2.png) [@Santos\_L\_Halper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santos_L_Halper)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2002, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-the-netherlands-womens-soccer-team-naked/142766/9 "2002-12-15T00:43:10Z")
> [@](#): > > please e-mail me the web address. Ahem… Me too, please… 🙂 Eric ---
**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2002, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-the-netherlands-womens-soccer-team-naked/142766/10 "2002-12-15T00:44:01Z")
Try substituting “Dutch” for “Netherlands” in your search. And they are nice. ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2002, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-the-netherlands-womens-soccer-team-naked/142766/11 "2002-12-15T01:14:45Z")
I believe the Brazilian national women’s soccer team was in Brazilian Playboy a while back (like June or so). An intelligent, driven Google user should be able to find pictures. ---
**Author:** ![Winsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Winsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winsling)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2002, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-the-netherlands-womens-soccer-team-naked/142766/12 "2002-12-15T01:20:13Z")
Was I the only one who read Neanderthal’s woment’s soccer? I thought so. Hal ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2002, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-the-netherlands-womens-soccer-team-naked/142766/13 "2002-12-15T01:21:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Winsling \* > \*\*Was I the only one who read Neanderthal’s woment’s soccer? > > I thought so. > > Hal \*\* I did that. Though what it actually says is bad enough in a public computer room 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2002, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-the-netherlands-womens-soccer-team-naked/142766/14 "2002-12-15T02:15:10Z")
Are y’all talking about the one that’s in “gallery one”, [of this page](http://www.world-cup-info.com/soccer_girls.htm), on the far-left of the middle row? Mods, I think the link is safe for work: > [@](#): > > Our soccer girls photo gallery does not have photos of naked soccer girls, but we offer the next best - tasteful pictures of soccer babes having a good time or simply posing. (Although the pic in question clearly _does_ show some nudity, there’s no boobies or pudenda, and I doubt anyone outside of John Ashcroft would raise an eyebrow.) At any rate, that pic keeps turning up when I search for “dutch women’s football team” and variants thereof. I’m pretty certain that they’re a bunch of models, though-- they sure don’t have the shapely, \ muscled, \ capable-looking \ calves that I normally associate with football, rugger, and field-hockey playing women. Not to say they ain’t purdy and all. If this isn’t the pic in question (and even the “dutch-girl” hat doesn’t convince me of it,) could someone point me in the direction of the genuine article? ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2002, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-the-netherlands-womens-soccer-team-naked/142766/15 "2002-12-15T02:28:47Z")
If you google ```auto netherlands womens soccer team nude ``` and click the first link, you will see some nice pics of the team, including boobies, buttocks, _and_pubic hair. No split beaver action, sure, but still. ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2002, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-the-netherlands-womens-soccer-team-naked/142766/16 "2002-12-15T02:42:10Z")
_ahem_ For the benefit of those less adept at Googling porn (is this _really_ a skill I want to brag about?) here is how to foind what I am referring to: 1- go to [Google.com](http://Google.com) 2- type “sports girls anna kournikova” and hit search 3 - The website where I got an eyeful will be the second-to-last listed, headlined “Girls and Womens in World Sports,” complete with grammatical error. 4- After you’ve clicked on “Enter” to get into the site, scroll down to the link to “Dutch Women’s Soccer team,” or click on “football” under the “By Sports” listing. These pictures are quite tastefully done, and I can see why some people think these women are models. Most of them could be models in the U.S. but the names on the pictures are definitely Scandinavian/Nordic, or something like that. Perhaps **Coldfire** could shed some light on the circumstances surrounding his national teams alleged nude status? ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2002, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-the-netherlands-womens-soccer-team-naked/142766/17 "2002-12-15T02:43:30Z")
I’m going to Hell for this, I just know it. . . . . . . .but at least **Manduck** will be there with me! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2002, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-the-netherlands-womens-soccer-team-naked/142766/18 "2002-12-15T02:55:43Z")
Heh :D. I’ve been trying to find a better scan, but no luck ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2002, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-the-netherlands-womens-soccer-team-naked/142766/19 "2002-12-15T04:51:47Z")
It is times like this that I thank God for the Google toolbar. Btw, you have to type in “Soccer”, not “Football”. These pictures are on American sites after all! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2002, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-the-netherlands-womens-soccer-team-naked/142766/20 "2002-12-15T20:37:15Z")
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