# I just saw this on TV and you know what? There is nothing sexier then a woman... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 23, 2001, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-this-on-tv-and-you-know-what-there-is-nothing-sexier-then-a-woman/69854 "2001-06-23T05:08:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2001, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-this-on-tv-and-you-know-what-there-is-nothing-sexier-then-a-woman/69854/1 "2001-06-23T05:08:56Z")
Slurping a raw oyster off the half shell. Though I have been “dry” an awful long time. ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2001, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-this-on-tv-and-you-know-what-there-is-nothing-sexier-then-a-woman/69854/2 "2001-06-24T19:34:46Z")
> [@](#): > > Though I have been “dry” an awful long time. That’s good, **Whammo**. Another couple months just to be sure, and then maybe we’ll stop with the pull-ups and let you wear big kid underpants. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2001, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-this-on-tv-and-you-know-what-there-is-nothing-sexier-then-a-woman/69854/3 "2001-06-24T19:35:35Z")
Sorry **Whammo**. I’ll never be your sex goddess. ---
**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2001, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-this-on-tv-and-you-know-what-there-is-nothing-sexier-then-a-woman/69854/4 "2001-06-25T01:47:15Z")
The couple weeks ago, I watched an attractive and barely-clad man stand in his kitchen and unselfconsciously eat a very juicy peach. I think I need oxygen now, my memory is so vivid. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2001, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-this-on-tv-and-you-know-what-there-is-nothing-sexier-then-a-woman/69854/5 "2001-06-25T02:00:42Z")
Whammo…-affectionate pat on the back- We need to talk…this oyster thing? Frankly…it’s disgusting. Gross, obscene and horrendous. Now, where do you live and how many should I bring? _No, don’t get your hopes up-oysters are disgusting and are NOT meant to be eaten. Anything BUT_ ---
**Author:** ![amati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@amati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amati)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2001, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-this-on-tv-and-you-know-what-there-is-nothing-sexier-then-a-woman/69854/6 "2001-06-25T04:09:05Z")
**searching for truth** , just wondering, how does one turn you _off_? seriously, you’ve got more urges than a teenage boy in the women’s locker room at a cheerleader convention. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-this-on-tv-and-you-know-what-there-is-nothing-sexier-then-a-woman/69854/7 "2001-06-30T07:29:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MysterEcks \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Though I have been “dry” an awful long time. > > That’s good, **Whammo**. Another couple months just to be sure, and then maybe we’ll stop with the pull-ups and let you wear big kid underpants. \*\* That is so mean. Why you gotta go and hurt me like that? ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-this-on-tv-and-you-know-what-there-is-nothing-sexier-then-a-woman/69854/8 "2001-06-30T09:00:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Whammo \* > \*\*Slurping a raw oyster off the half shell. > > Though I have been “dry” an awful long time. \*\* So…how long has **DRY** been you, then?