# I just saw Tiger Woods! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 14, 2003, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-tiger-woods/155136 "2003-02-14T19:57:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-tiger-woods/155136/1 "2003-02-14T19:57:49Z")
Just saw Tiger Woods tee off at the 11th hole of the Buick Invitational (we have a spectacular view from our offices)! It was a good shot, too, according to the golfers in the office. Um, that’s it. 😃 (Oh, yeah - he’s a hottie, too!) Esprix ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-tiger-woods/155136/2 "2003-02-14T20:02:04Z")
I’m having deja vu. Traffic tonight is going to suck. Yesterday, heading to the freeway, there were 20 million cars plastered with the “Courtesy Vehicle” signs on them. At least you get to see him. I’m far enough down on Genesee that I don’t get to see him, just the traffic of everyone else who came to ogle him. Tomorrow I’ll run by the driving range in the morning, and will hopefully get a view of him warming up then. Go Tiger! ---
**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-tiger-woods/155136/3 "2003-02-14T20:07:43Z")
Yeah, the traffic tonight is gonna suck. So I’m leaving at 2pm - Yay me! Oh, and yes he is a hottie! ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-tiger-woods/155136/4 "2003-02-14T20:09:41Z")
Funny, I was coming in to ask if he was hot. But I see you’ve all already got your priorities straight without my assistance. ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-tiger-woods/155136/5 "2003-02-14T20:10:01Z")
You lucky duck!!! ---
**Author:** ![lovejoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d26b3c/32.png) [@lovejoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lovejoy)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-tiger-woods/155136/6 "2003-02-14T20:10:29Z")
I saw Tiger at the Buick open a few years ago, and at the ProAm in pebble beach as well. He was pretty much a dick to the crowd. ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-tiger-woods/155136/7 "2003-02-14T20:24:29Z")
No! I won’t hear it! Don’t sully my mental image of Tiger! He’s just focused on the game, right? Right??? :: rowr :: ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-tiger-woods/155136/8 "2003-02-14T20:27:54Z")
Plus, he doesn’t tip. ---
**Author:** ![Stephi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@Stephi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephi)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-tiger-woods/155136/9 "2003-02-14T21:02:53Z")
What’d you mean “doesn’t tip?” Like, “Mr. Pink” doesn’t tip, or “Weebles wooble but they don’t fall down” doesn’t tip? ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-tiger-woods/155136/10 "2003-02-14T22:01:45Z")
Bwa ha ha! I don’t think I’ve ever seen him fall, so maybe your second guess is the right one. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-tiger-woods/155136/11 "2003-02-14T22:03:01Z")
Mr Pink, I guess-whoever that is. In restaurants. ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-tiger-woods/155136/12 "2003-02-14T22:10:49Z")
Didn’t you boast about this last year, too? ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-tiger-woods/155136/13 "2003-02-14T22:27:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Homebrew \* > \*\*Didn’t you boast about this last year, too? \*\* Yes he did. Right about now I’m wishing I worked with him too so I could just sit and stare at the golfers all day. NO I mean to watch them play some of us actually like golf. ---
**Author:** ![austen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b2d939/32.png) [@austen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/austen)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-tiger-woods/155136/14 "2003-02-14T22:50:28Z")
Mr. Pink is Steve Bucemi’s character in Resevoir Dogs. ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-tiger-woods/155136/15 "2003-02-14T22:54:55Z")
Yep, that’s why I said I had deja vu. I probably replied with the same piss and moan about traffic, too! ---
**Author:** ![SC\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@SC\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SC_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-tiger-woods/155136/16 "2003-02-14T22:58:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by scout1222 \* > **Traffic tonight is going to suck. Yesterday, heading to the freeway, there were 20 million cars plastered with the “Courtesy Vehicle” signs on them.** I live in Augusta (or just outside it to be precise). I feel your pain. ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-tiger-woods/155136/17 "2003-02-14T22:58:42Z")
I figured it was but I did a search and I couldn’t find the thread so I thought perhaps _I_ was having a déjà vu. ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-tiger-woods/155136/18 "2003-02-14T23:05:29Z")
Ooh. It may have been lost in the period of time the board was down. That happened 'round about February last year, if I recall. Bah. That means we can’t prove anything! Damn you, **Esprix**! Won on a technicality. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-tiger-woods/155136/19 "2003-02-14T23:19:02Z")
I rule. 😃 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-tiger-woods/155136/20 "2003-02-15T02:47:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > \*\*I rule. 😃 > > Esprix \*\* Yes. Yes you do. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-saw-tiger-woods/155136.md?page=2)