# I just scored a date in the most awkwardly way possible.

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**Created:** [November 17, 2017, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-scored-a-date-in-the-most-awkwardly-way-possible/801888 "2017-11-17T18:59:01Z")\
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**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2017, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-scored-a-date-in-the-most-awkwardly-way-possible/801888/21 "2017-11-18T16:24:10Z")

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Speaking of scoring dates in awkward ways - I had an actor friend who did a gig as a body double for a sex scene (yeah, look closely, often it’s not the star all nekkid and humping). Anywho, after shooting the scene where they were naked and grinding, he asked the girl out and she said yes! Strange world.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2017, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-scored-a-date-in-the-most-awkwardly-way-possible/801888/22 "2017-11-18T23:34:00Z")

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That’s _Love Actually_.

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-scored-a-date-in-the-most-awkwardly-way-possible/801888/23 "2017-11-19T04:06:25Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> I was expecting the punchline to be that you didn’t actually know her first name, like on Seinfeld. So if you know it, you’re ahead of the game.

Mulva?

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**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-scored-a-date-in-the-most-awkwardly-way-possible/801888/24 "2017-11-19T23:13:53Z")

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> [@MoonMoon](#):
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> Not to be the wet blanket here, but if a male coworker asked me if I wanted to get lunch, I’d consider it two coworkers getting lunch. It wouldn’t occur to me that it was a date.
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> Just be cool, is all I’m saying.

I’m wondering, does it really count as scoring a date if you haven’t actually, you know, made a date? I’m picturing Joe Blow (played by Colin Quinn) with Norm McDonald:

“You remember the last time when I was on here we talked about goin’ for a beer? When would that uh, transpire, do you think?”

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-scored-a-date-in-the-most-awkwardly-way-possible/801888/25 "2017-11-20T02:09:11Z")

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> [@Icarus](#):
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> Speaking of scoring dates in awkward ways - I had an actor friend who did a gig as a body double for a sex scene (yeah, look closely, often it’s not the star all nekkid and humping). Anywho, after shooting the scene where they were naked and grinding, he asked the girl out and she said yes! Strange world.

When I was in animation school at Sheridan College, we had life-drawing classes, with nude models. The models were of every age and description\*, but there was one exceedingly cute blonde I was quite taken with. I couldn’t see a way to connect with her – going up to her after the session would have been creepy at the least – but I didn’t forget her.

About a week later I was standing on a crowded bus leaving the college when I heard a voice say Hi. I turned and looked. There was a blonde girl I didn’t recognize. She said, “Don’t you recognize me with my clothes on?” I must have given her my best confused look, because then she explained that she was the model in the art class. We chatted for a bit. I don’t remember what happened next; I must have gotten to the train station or something and everyone on the bus went their separate ways… thinking about it now it might have been an opportunity…

A little later, though, I met my first actual girlfriend (also cute and blonde).

\*And the ones that were the best to draw weren’t necessarily the gorgeous ones that you’d be attracted to. Then again, when you’re drawing in what I call The Art State of Mind, though, everything else vanishes, even sexual attraction. There is just the art coming in your eyes and going out your drawing hand.

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