# I just sneezed and farted at the same time

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 7, 2004, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-sneezed-and-farted-at-the-same-time/273478 "2004-11-07T07:52:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-sneezed-and-farted-at-the-same-time/273478/21 "2004-11-09T01:41:09Z")

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A true master or Mistress of Flatulence has farted with each step as they trot up stairs.  
It is rare, but unlike Girl Scouts where I couldn’t get all the badges from a lack of _caring_, I. Have.Acheived. _Le Stair De Toot._

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