# I just walked in on my parents. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 2, 2003, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-walked-in-on-my-parents/146289 "2003-01-02T22:21:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![d12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/71c47a/32.png) [@d12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/d12)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2003, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-walked-in-on-my-parents/146289/1 "2003-01-02T22:21:52Z")
Ugh. What the hell. Yuck. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-walked-in-on-my-parents/146289/2 "2003-01-02T22:23:17Z")
Oh. No. but I have to ask - _ **WHY THE HELL DIDN’T YOU KNOCK?!?!?!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2003, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-walked-in-on-my-parents/146289/3 "2003-01-02T22:25:18Z")
Oh man, that sucks. I walked into the bathroom to get something one day, thinking just my mom was in there. No. NO! Mom & dad were in the shower. Together. Shagging, I think. Aaaaaauuuuuuuggggghhhhhh! I was in my teens and it was horrible. Not that I didn’t want my parents having sex, but I sure as hell didn’t want to know about it! ---
**Author:** ![lauramarlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a5b964/32.png) [@lauramarlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lauramarlane)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2003, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-walked-in-on-my-parents/146289/4 "2003-01-02T22:25:37Z")
OMG! That has got to be every child’s worst nightmare. Well, not mine, of course, because my parents never had sex. Ever. No, really, they never did! I mean it! La, la, la, I can’t hear you… ---
**Author:** ![Demise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/34f0e0/32.png) [@Demise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demise)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2003, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-walked-in-on-my-parents/146289/5 "2003-01-02T22:25:46Z")
Heh, I did that once, and it was after knocking. That was the last time I ever assumed “What?” meant “Come in”. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2003, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-walked-in-on-my-parents/146289/6 "2003-01-02T22:26:55Z")
Oh…noooo… Sorry… Barfy smile anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2003, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-walked-in-on-my-parents/146289/7 "2003-01-02T22:27:02Z")
**d12** , what time is it there? It’s afternoon here. Was it a little Afternoon Delight? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2003, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-walked-in-on-my-parents/146289/8 "2003-01-02T22:27:48Z")
The images will fade from your retinas eventually. Just don’t ask me how long eventually will be. Objectively, yes, I’m glad my parents do. Subjectively, don’t remind me that they do! CJ ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2003, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-walked-in-on-my-parents/146289/9 "2003-01-02T22:34:01Z")
My eyes! My beautiful eyes! ---
**Author:** ![d12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/71c47a/32.png) [@d12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/d12)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2003, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-walked-in-on-my-parents/146289/10 "2003-01-02T22:36:17Z")
5:39. Ewww guys ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2003, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-walked-in-on-my-parents/146289/11 "2003-01-02T22:36:57Z")
[Ever Walk in on Mommy & Daddy Playing Horsey?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=142604&highlight=horsey+parents) I think the best line in the thread is: > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by roadkiller_ > > _ **Scoops out eyes with a spoon** _ ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2003, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-walked-in-on-my-parents/146289/12 "2003-01-02T22:41:09Z")
Once I walked in on my parents in MY BEDROOM. They said they weren’t having sex. Rather, my mother had a “vaginal zit” that my father was “inspecting.” You know…to make sure it wasn’t cancer. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2003, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-walked-in-on-my-parents/146289/13 "2003-01-02T22:42:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bearflag70 \* > \*\*[Ever Walk in on Mommy & Daddy Playing Horsey?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=142604&highlight=horsey+parents) > > I think the best line in the thread is: \*\* Okay, That was the best line!!😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2003, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-walked-in-on-my-parents/146289/14 "2003-01-02T22:45:42Z")
In your _room_? Aiiiiigghhhh!!! ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2003, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-walked-in-on-my-parents/146289/15 "2003-01-02T22:54:36Z")
Yes. In my room. And I’d just gotten out of the shower, so I was only wearing a towel when I walked in on them. Worst moment ever. ---
**Author:** ![cherry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cherry)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-walked-in-on-my-parents/146289/16 "2003-01-02T23:01:41Z")
Try finding your parents sex toys as a child…and not knowing that they were sex toys… ugh. mom whats this? It’s a massager. oh my feet are sore i think i will use it… then turned it on in front of her and proceed to use it on my feet… many years later I realized I as using my moms dildo vibrator on my feet… yuck! ---
**Author:** ![d12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/71c47a/32.png) [@d12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/d12)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2003, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-walked-in-on-my-parents/146289/17 "2003-01-02T23:07:53Z")
I shudder just thinking about it… two fifty year olds… AHH I’m gonna watch jackass ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2003, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-walked-in-on-my-parents/146289/18 "2003-01-02T23:47:25Z")
Later, honey…MUCH later, I think you will find it comforting to know that your parents had a satisfying sex life. [sub]\*\*OW!!! Please stop pelting me with rotten tomatoes! 🙂 \*\*[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Toddly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/22d042/32.png) [@Toddly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toddly)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-walked-in-on-my-parents/146289/19 "2003-01-03T00:07:00Z")
Got to agree with Scotticher’s comments. You may well be in the same shoes someday and have a lot different perspective. I wish I knew that my parents had a loving marriage when I was growing up but it wasn’t, and I feel very sad for them. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2003, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-walked-in-on-my-parents/146289/20 "2003-01-03T00:15:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lauramarlane \* > \*\*OMG! That has got to be every child’s worst nightmare. Well, not mine, of course, because my parents never had sex. Ever. No, really, they never did! I mean it! La, la, la, I can’t hear you… \*\* That’s the funniest thing I’ve read today! Probably because I feel the same way. I had a girlfriend once who asked me if I thought my parents ever 69’d. Brrrrr. No barfy smiley, Meatros, but you can temporarily call this the “Noooooo! My eyes!” smiley::smack: [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-walked-in-on-my-parents/146289.md?page=2)